Elgaup am is verily verily sories for that understatemen, i seeing that the instutution is doin verilly well, infaact am sawing so many impruvement in ur standard of learnins.
was my apologi ecept in you?

sendrily, i will be wantin a private boilogi teasher for my 12 yaers olds adolesent chilchrens, can u be of any helpin?

Attension Klass! Me will be comen to be teashing yo ernglis tormorrow. Bettar bought ya testbook to skool. If ya no get testbook, purnishment was five lashing of sugar cane. Are you all hearing? Ignoramus were no ekscuse for not broughting ya testbooks.

All these mosquitoes, lizards and goats here sef.

^ have you gotten 5 eyes? I were not seeing dose things yo wia talken about. Wia are d lizards, cockroach, and rats? Be telling me quick so i can called blacksta to be kidnapping them

I said mosquitoes, lizards and goats. I did not include cockroaches and rats. Get your facts straight boy!

Ok, where have they been? I meant those tins you torlk about?

Beync:

Elgaup am is verily verily sories for that understatemen, i seeing that the instutution is doin verilly well, infaact am sawing so many impruvement in your standard of learnins. was my apologi ecept in you?

yous is very correct!!

sendrily, i will be wantin a private boilogi teasher for my 12 yaers olds adolesent chilchrens, can u be of any helpin?

and you is caming to d right place. I giving u special discounting offer

private personally home tuition for boilogi for u's 12 yeah old shildren

yes, yes: it costing you only £250 per hour for a shildren

I guaranting u, your pikins will spaking good ingrish with no gwamatical horrors!!

u do block booking I striking a deal very wella for u - er. . .how many shildren is you have getting?? 

oweniwe:

Ok, where have they been? I meant those tins you torlk about?

You are the mosquito, Beync is the lizard and Ben-10 is the goat.

@beync,u was heard the school vice-proprietor Mrs Efemena entailing the terms n situations of ur 12yr old child recieveth biology lectures frm us,i believe u're satisfaction to her demands and do endeavour to pay out the fees before we lecture commence on ur ward.Thanks for ur understandablity.
@Mrs Efemena,am is a want to knew if the prop Sir Ben were knowing bout ur plans to building a housing in ur village wif the skull money?

El Guapo

see as u ingrish im fool of gwamatical horrors!! 'cos u ish missing too many skools!! I telling u pay up and is come back to crass woom learn berra tin!!

1. Is boilogi and not biology!!

2. Y u is pouring sand-sand inside ma garri?? Nor be jealousing ma village house now!!

@Mrs Efemena
Im ish understood the precautions of ish missin classes,u ish suppose blame me notin b'cos Vic2k3 was refusal gave me the notes wrotin in my abstened but i was verily call my papi to wire in cash so i was pay,plz entertainment patience.
And i was also want to verify if u authorisation Teacher Oweniwe to spanch our yanch wit sugar cane if we is forgot our Textbooks 2morow?

@Mrs Efemena
Im ish understood the precautions of ish missin classes,u ish suppose blame me notin b'cos Vic2k3 was refusal gave me the notes wrotin in my abstened but i was verily call my papi to wire in cash so i was pay,plz entertainment patience.
And i was also want to verify if u authorisation Teacher Oweniwe to spanch our yanch wit sugar cane if we is forgot our Textbooks 2morow?

Considering it had done!!
skool my village house money

me is going bank to cash all dat kash  


Vicks

no is minding about Vicks - im handwriting is fowl-scratch

I is fotocopy handout 3 u

u is gimme £20 4 dat den u is pass exam wiff 4lying colours  

Oweniwe

no is worry habout im. I is spoking to him. . .but u bringing txt book to crass tomorrow else I making u by my txt book for £50 only

Huh,am ish sacred n fearing ooo,d angle at u is demand were outrageous,£70 for handout fotocopy n Textbuk,am ish doubt those price tag,beta was i going to the skull library to thieving sum textbuks.

^^hahahaha!!

I CANNOT FIT LAFF!!

Yup,ish a wondaful happening that i were the first to crass today,@Teacher oweniwe,abeg was start our lecturing faster cos am were plan go sawing my wive at hospital by 12.@V.prop Efemena,me wasnt raff wit u ooo,ur price tags were cubersomic n was differ from the skull pricing,me was smell a rat sumwhere.

El-guapo, for being the latest poopil in de klass, i were givein you ten maxks. Now be clapping for yaself. Lekture will start soon.

El Guapo:

Yup,ish a wondaful happening that i were the first to crass today,@Teacher oweniwe,abeg was start our lecturing faster cos am were plan go sawing my wive at hospital by 12.@V.prop Efemena,me wasnt raff wit u ooo,your price tags were cubersomic n was differ from the skull pricing,me was smell a rat sumwhere.

is you not knowing that efe ish professional ajebutter?

Now our torpik for todey is "idioms". Be going to page 63 of yor tektbuk. Whart is idioms?

wat is strong wit yu person, i am regret i am a nigeria

^ you there, gerrouta ma klass!

Efemena_xy:


Vicks

no is minding about Vicks - im handwriting is fowl-scratch

I is fotocopy handout 3 u

u is gimme £20 4 dat den u is pass exam wiff 4lying colours  

U mean ma handwritting is "fowl scratch"?

No more copiedment for u(efe).

This class is beguning to congestion.

Vic, storp maken noise and ansa ma kwestion. Whart is idiom?

^^Idiom is a full grew Idio:t

Idioms were wordings,phrasings or even expressionality that wasnt taken literally

^ yes! El guapo was brilliant. xynerise, you were maken me angriy. If ya gets a kwestion wrong egain, i'll cut yor marxks. now if efe said "taminz's head were not korrekt", whart do efe meant?

tisha u is stopping doing dat!!

er. . .

oweniwe:

^ yes! El guapo was brilliant. xynerise, you were maken me angriy. If ya gets a kwestion wrong egain, i'll cut yor marxks. now if xynerise said "oweniwe's head were not korrekt", whart do xynerise meant?

I is ah tinking he's a meaning: it has tey-tey when Oweniwe's crazey e happen!!

I was taughting efe was right infact am is a go with her answering.

Wrong, wrong! I harv a reason wai i used efe and tanimz as eksampool. Tanimz comes hea speaking de ernglish we wont to kill and call urs goats, lizard, etc. Now efe were defending her skool and says tanimz head is not korrekt. Is you understand?

Okay am is understand,@taminz u was beta be careful b/4 u were expelling frm dis correge.

Now this is the bestest school ever. How is the school fees? I want to registry