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Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Boomark(m): 4:06pm On Dec 02, 2010
Studio CFR:

Yo sister topz da list.

No ofience

sure no flesh pain, at least she doesnt hearing it. grin grin grin grin


**if i grabing this stud with my mechanic hands, i will opening every radiator pipe on his body** angry angry angry angry
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Boomark(m): 4:30pm On Dec 02, 2010
Efemena_xy:


Easy tiger - no is marking Lady work anyhow angry

her papa is pay good monies for skool - or u no is liking your Air Conditioned, Persian Carpeted, well stocked 'n over flowing Fridge, Latest laptop notepad, top range sound system, Latest ipod phone for your office? plus your Ferarri car??


lady, u is get 7/7, my eye is not looking well and my computer is angry because i beating it that day.
good working. keep it hup.

@Efy,
i needing to laying my hands on lady's papa oil mony. infact i needing x5 of what you listing above
ehhhhh, i now seeing why El iz sicknessing and dying because lady. that boy iz a golden digger.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Boomark(m): 4:51pm On Dec 02, 2010
Efemena_xy:

El stopping toasing Ladyrsky46!!

too, too early - u is done homework??

Broughting your 2B, 2A and 2C hex-er-size book

me is sheking your ingrish wanguage, math-mar-tricks and hand righting homewack  tongue

he iz hearing not. simple mathmatrikal game him iz get  cry/7
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 5:24pm On Dec 02, 2010
Boomark:


@Efy,
i needing to laying my hands on lady's papa oil mony. infact i needing x5 of what you listing above
ehhhhh, i now seeing why El iz sicknessing and dying because lady. that boy iz a golden digger.

Hmm,police was going to apprehension some human here oooo
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ladyrsky46: 8:41pm On Dec 02, 2010
I am no trusting nobody again sad

El G, telling me fulling truth El G, are you a gold digg?

Bookie, you need to laying hands eh? Doesn't worry. When polices finis laying hands on you, you will be seeing money, and you will be running far far away.
What you meaning by this?
Boomark:

i will always blame ladyrsky46 for taking you to her village


VP, how many quadrupulets mister O having? Has him leave no finish long long time?
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Boomark(m): 9:57pm On Dec 02, 2010
lady baby, i doesnt know you is going to see that
it is a slipping of mouth. i just angry at too sexy.
come to my ofis and i will explanation further and in detailed wink wink wink
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by bashydemy(m): 10:42pm On Dec 02, 2010
How is krash tuday i hofe evily bory dey gbarun the krash
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 9:39am On Dec 03, 2010
i doesn't why you pipu cud havn't speaking gooder englich. my hand are pain me joo.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by StudioCFR(m): 9:44am On Dec 03, 2010
If yo hand dey pain u then shut down and go sleep
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chakula: 10:21am On Dec 03, 2010
gud tip dt the Op can bear!
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by bashydemy(m): 11:26am On Dec 03, 2010
Studio CFR:

If yo hand dey pain u then shut down and go sleep
GBAM abi dem force you?
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by StudioCFR(m): 11:35am On Dec 03, 2010
*yawns*
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 11:56am On Dec 03, 2010
Go chop jor
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chakula: 3:47pm On Dec 03, 2010
Get your Mouth close Jare or else tausand of flies go pak inside nothin concern me.

Studio CFR:

*yawns*
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Recoverd(f): 4:36pm On Dec 03, 2010
If me is the oga, i go give him the re employment
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by bashydemy(m): 4:52pm On Dec 03, 2010
Studio if sleep dey catch make comot for here jor your boring the thread
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Boomark(m): 5:47pm On Dec 03, 2010
Ladyrsky46:

I am no trusting nobody again sad


lady, if u is looking for a trustee, here is me, trust me.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Boomark(m): 3:42pm On Dec 04, 2010
announcement! announcement!!

breaking technology:
I, professor Boomark, has invent an radar tracking device(RTD).
How it working:
it having 6 eyes(if one missing target , the others catching him red handed).
it watching or catching stud'en sudden motions of goats on human back, shoulder
or insider clothe(t-shirt, bed sheet, boxers and even pant). with this, goats, biskits, chim chims
and bons will not missing in the skool again.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Mygoldie(f): 6:24pm On Dec 04, 2010
Bookmark you yourserves didn't knew how to spik engrish selve.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 8:18pm On Dec 04, 2010
You correction him naa
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Mygoldie(f): 9:34pm On Dec 04, 2010
i kudhalf likes to corrected hims bought i didn't half some dicksionarry.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Boomark(m): 10:08pm On Dec 04, 2010
me is not have need for dishonary. becos, me have phd
in engrish gwangwage
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chakula: 9:46am On Dec 06, 2010
Killers for English you travel ne why you come abondon the thread for gud 3 days with out postin a single coment? i don understand wo what is the dillema.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 12:22pm On Dec 06, 2010
Hello eferybody fa klass. Now be telling me, wat az ya new teasher teash ya apart fram stalkin lady46? cool tongue
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Idowuogbo(f): 12:25pm On Dec 06, 2010
he teaching us to use to nylon bag instead of condoms so us is properly resisted
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ladyrsky46: 12:30pm On Dec 06, 2010
chakula:

Killers for English you travel ne why you come abondon the thread for gud 3 days with out postin a single coment? i don understand wo what is the dillema.
I been waiting for Owen to be back and he been back now and I am happy. Posting shall be return back to normals now.

Ahhh, tisha Owen, you're backing. I am thanking God very mush. Bookmark been making my life miserables. He is been wanting me to enter ofis and me I been saying no no no and he be asking asking asking and I leaving school because I cannot be copes very well again cry. See, I cannot be speaking good ingrish very well anymore. sad
How is your wife and quadruplets? grin Are you backing for good?
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Boomark(m): 12:59pm On Dec 06, 2010
Idowuogbo:

he teaching us to use to nylon bag instead of condoms so us is properly resisted

but you is the single one i tishing that las night for house sad sad angry
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 2:06pm On Dec 06, 2010
Hey my lady,was u travel??
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Boomark(m): 2:22pm On Dec 06, 2010
Ladyrsky46:

I been waiting for Owen to be back and he been back now and I am happy. Posting shall be return back to normals now.

Ahhh, tisha Owen, you're backing. I am thanking God very mush. Bookmark been making my life miserables. He is been wanting me to enter ofis and me I been saying no no no and he be asking asking asking and I leaving school because I cannot be copes very well again cry. See, I cannot be speaking good ingrish very well anymore. sad
How is your wife and quadruplets? grin Are you backing for good?


efry tin i is ask, do or tinking for lady46skry is for goods. no bad motivation.
infact i want to showed her my new invension and discussion the lunching and
we will have 30 mins plivate leson in my house  grin. infact, me is  shocked, embarassed, supprised,
and bamboozled by this unquantifying and no proofufying alingashon. i know me is tish
well well and efry stewdent enjoying my tishing. even Efy and mr Benson comendation me for
a very extlimry excellent well done job and promised to quadruplet my saraly by begin of January.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Boomark(m): 2:42pm On Dec 06, 2010
El Guapo:

Hey my lady,was u travel??

hmmmm! the gold D. . . boy. remember for your sef to visitation mr O.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ladyrsky46: 3:32pm On Dec 06, 2010
El Guapo:

Hey my lady,was u travel??
I did not trabeling. I wenting away from school because I could not be bearing the too mush bad attenshion from ex tisha-Bookmark. I been waiting for Owen who is the proper tisha to be coming back and he has coming backing now, so I am backing in school. Was you missing me vely mush?
I also be asking you before I went on my sabbatical if you is a gold digger. Are you a gold digger?
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 3:49pm On Dec 06, 2010
Efe owe mine a apologize fa wantin tu dump ma fa bookmark da randy lekturer. Anyway, me loff diss klass so mush dat i connot be leaving it fa anytin.

Now let us ba starting politrical science lekture. Awa topik fa 2day iz "politrickal partiez and pleasure groupz"

Now, wat iz a politrickal partie? It iz da associaton ov pepul wu come 2geda fa da purpose af convertin en doing elektion. On da oda hand, pleasure groupz iz a group af pipul whos major aim iz tu pleasure da gofament ta do watever dey want. Fa exsample, if Efe were da gofament and Mr. O iz da pleasure groupz and Mr. O want Efe ta do road project fa da community, Mr. O can pleasure Efe ta build da road. wink

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