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Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Boomark(m): 6:28pm On Dec 07, 2010
oweniwe:

^^ Ketool calling pot blakk tongue

@ Bookmark: you wa too stubborn wit kokomaster head. Ya donnot listen ta good hexplaneation and adfice.

Fa exampool, iv i said i get a bentley and u axe me fa proof ov ownership and i showing ya a bentley hicar key, iz dat prove dat da car belong ta me? No! Da real prove iz da car ownership certifikate.

So ma point iz, el guapo cannut prove dat he's nat a goldu diggar in jus writing "i no ba goldu diggar".

Ya cannut proof a virtue thru wordz. Ya can only proof it thru action.

A wordz were enough ta de wise.


@ El Guapo: iv dem still insisted on prove, ba telling dem stories like Nolllywood CD

i see, hmmmmmmmmm
in fact, efry body, you see!
a very very very supper benefinaciary is talk. in shot you is a gold miner. why not allowing El to defendant his sef
and stop call me kokomaster. i want lady,s like lady, Id , Efy, patwiz, , deneut, chi-baby,etc and the one to does that.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Cheiii: 6:48pm On Dec 07, 2010
thanks you
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 6:56pm On Dec 07, 2010
Owen,Nollywood Cds? I thought that were a gooding idea,so which wuld i started?
Boomark link=topic:


hmmm, you reservashon your conment. lady iz waiting
so hurrying up ooo, before she became mine  grin
Become urs?was that ur problem? U cn having her am aint the troubleshooting type.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 7:17pm On Dec 07, 2010
Wat ar u talking about Ms Potato fa ya signature? undecided
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Boomark(m): 7:56pm On Dec 07, 2010
El Guapo:

Become urs?was that your problem? U cn having her am aint the troubleshooting type. [/b]

hei. . . heeyeei. lady will not believeth her eyeing when she seeing this. the signs is shows small small.
looking like you is wanting to left her at this time she needing assurings and proovings.
she becaming my iz nots my problem. you is keeping her waiting to proof if you truthly loving her.
don't forgeting to naming your accomplice , mr O and others if any.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 8:08pm On Dec 07, 2010
^^ wat iz da mattar wit dis guy sef? Why iz ya talking different things na? Does you want El Guapo ta proof hez nut a gold diggar or ya wants him ta proof im loff fa lady46? Wat does u want? shocked shocked
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by StudioCFR(m): 8:38pm On Dec 07, 2010
JOBLESSNESS!


Old men talking nonsense about small girl (college girl) wey supposed be dem daughter.


Dreamers
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Boomark(m): 8:48pm On Dec 07, 2010
why is you troubled and unrest?
i doesnt digresses. all is in lane. when he poofs he iz no gold dig,
it meaning his claimed loff is genew. please dont try to confusion us. we know what we is asing
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Boomark(m): 8:54pm On Dec 07, 2010
Studio CFR:

JOBLESSNESS!


Old men talking nonsense about small girl (college girl) wey supposed be dem daughter.


Dreamers

the goats has finish and the kiosk iz close.
the gatee man will soon locks gate oo.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by StudioCFR(m): 9:00pm On Dec 07, 2010
*talk to the hand SIR*

No Time
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 11:01pm On Dec 07, 2010
Mr O! cheesy

u is most-est wellcome from patter-in-tea leave!!

'ow iz Mrs O and dem quadruplets?? (see wetin is happen for too mush s/e/x??) tongue tongue

now me is understooding you is always hasking for pay rise grin grin

Anyway, good to seeing you back for hinside skool!!

And me likey your latest lecture (polly-ticks??) you is still have the shine!!! grin grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 11:11pm On Dec 07, 2010
@Bookmark

you is passing trial period wella - me is offer you permanent job

and me likey your algebra class

You getting office like Mr O and all dem nice things grin grin

@ Oweniwe
@ Bookmark
@ Ladyrsky

you VP needing you support! Come voted for me for here: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-559868.256.html

wink wink wink
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Boomark(m): 2:06am On Dec 08, 2010
thanks you madam, i is very very glateful.
i plomiss you, i will alway maintenance the height standard of my tinshing professional.
my vote is casted already.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Idowuogbo(f): 2:10am On Dec 08, 2010
@my owende boi
if u is nearing dat thread and not casting 4 vote 4 me 2 , me is going to make u stomach knockout grin grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by tanimz(f): 2:11am On Dec 08, 2010
All una must to vote me too!
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Rhymez(m): 2:14am On Dec 08, 2010
Hi tany?
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Idowuogbo(f): 2:18am On Dec 08, 2010
hey rhymez if u vote her , vote me or i blow u
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by xynerise: 2:23am On Dec 08, 2010
Idowuogbo:

hey rhymez if u vote her , vote me or i blow u
You know that will be a difficult task. Besides whats the fight all about? undecided
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Rhymez(m): 2:26am On Dec 08, 2010
Idowuogbo:

hey rhymez if u vote her , vote me or i blow u
. I vote for tanidowu grin grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Idowuogbo(f): 2:27am On Dec 08, 2010
my darlin xy , let me gist u dey started it al , at first i played good gal dint bother  pips voted me regardless den i noticed d gals strted cheating wiv stragedies so i resume to show dem dat am badosky and my missionary molue is packed full of voters  grin grin grin
@rhymes
its counts
i wud jus need to borrow u an hyphen and anoda i ,den we talking business
deal grin grin cool
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by xynerise: 2:31am On Dec 08, 2010
Idowuogbo:

my darlin xy , let me gist u dey started it al , at first i played good gal dint bother  pips voted me regardless den i noticed d gals strted cheating wiv stragedies so i resume to show dem dat am badosky and my missionary molue is packed full of voters  grin grin grin
@rhymes
its counts
i wud jus need to borrow u an hyphen and anoda i ,den we talking business
deal grin grin cool
interesting grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by tanimz(f): 2:31am On Dec 08, 2010
Rhymez:

Hi tany?

Hello Rhy?
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Rhymez(m): 2:33am On Dec 08, 2010
U just abandon my mails. undecided
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by xynerise: 2:34am On Dec 08, 2010
tanimz:

Hello Rhy?


U mean rhino? grin
Rhymez:

U just abandon my mails. undecided
Tanimz u are still proving difficult to this poor dude.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Idowuogbo(f): 2:38am On Dec 08, 2010
xynerise:

interesting grin
n aso we see am, dem dey try me, dem go fear fear

@ryhmez
dis love don block ur ear drum, she no do so cum make i hook u wiv my 40 year old aunty n, so u fit cum watch commando
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by tanimz(f): 2:41am On Dec 08, 2010
Rhymez:

U just abandon my mails. undecided

I don't know what to reply na. undecided

xynerise:

U mean rhino? ;DTanimz u are still proving difficult to this poor dude.

Bros, nominate jore. Wetin be all this sef? angry
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Rhymez(m): 2:44am On Dec 08, 2010
tanimz:

I don't know what to reply na. undecided

Bros, nominate jore. Wetin be all this sef? angry

That is funny grin grin
what about mobile?
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by tanimz(f): 2:46am On Dec 08, 2010
What happened to mobile?
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Boomark(m): 2:46am On Dec 08, 2010
who is these peoples polluting the school compounds. please leave with immediately effect.
this is a learn environment.  shocked shocked shocked
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by xynerise: 2:48am On Dec 08, 2010
tanimz:

What happened to mobile?
Cmon dont be naive, he meant your phone number angry
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by tanimz(f): 2:51am On Dec 08, 2010
^^ Wetin come happen to am?
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by xynerise: 2:59am On Dec 08, 2010
tanimz:

^^ Wetin come happen to am?
flash am make e call you grin

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