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Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 3:53pm On Dec 06, 2010
Now can somebody ba tellin us da functionz af politrical partiez and pleasure groupz?
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chakula: 5:29pm On Dec 06, 2010
Boomark where una, make una face this chalang quick Respond needed.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by StudioCFR(m): 6:22pm On Dec 06, 2010
Na wa o
See as fiful just dey phuck up

*burns down thread*
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ladyrsky46: 7:32pm On Dec 06, 2010
@ Mr O
E.G:I be pleasure groupz and VP is politrical partiez.
Pleasure groupz wanted politrical partiez to kicking out Bookmark so pleasurez group telling politrical partiez in angry face liking this ---> angry


"KICK BOOKMARK OUT OR WE QUITING(your money go down)"

Studio CFR:

Na wa o
See as fiful just dey phuck up

*burns down thread*
Who is phuck up Stud? undecided
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by StudioCFR(m): 7:35pm On Dec 06, 2010
*Talk to the hand*
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ladyrsky46: 7:38pm On Dec 06, 2010
Go backing to your village in Enugu,  Bye bye
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Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by StudioCFR(m): 7:44pm On Dec 06, 2010
*better off without u*
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ibomade1: 7:48pm On Dec 06, 2010
These peoples had no good english spoking manner.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ladyrsky46: 7:50pm On Dec 06, 2010
Study, I having no time for you.][url=http://www.mnpls.com/bye-18507.html][/url]
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by StudioCFR(m): 7:58pm On Dec 06, 2010
stop calling me study seductively

i'm not interested.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Idowuogbo(f): 7:58pm On Dec 06, 2010
^hehe , u 2 dey vex
coperate jare she wan navigate
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 8:44pm On Dec 06, 2010
Ladyrsky46:

@ Mr O
E.G:I be pleasure groupz and VP is politrical partiez.
Pleasure groupz wanted politrical partiez to kicking out Bookmark so pleasurez group telling politrical partiez in angry face liking this ---> angry


"KICK BOOKMARK OUT OR WE QUITING(your money go down)"
Who is phuck up Stud? undecided

Mtchew! angry itz lik u iz not having textbuk. Go and be buying it from efe.

Tu answer da kwestion, da functionz ov poli trickal partiez iz

1. Ta build gofament afta whinning elektion.
2. Ta provide platform fa peoplez ta ba contesting
3. Ta serve az opposition partie tu prevented da dicktatorship ov da ruling partie

4. To be makin money from solding membership cards
5. Etc etc etc


Now wat are da functionz ov pleasure groupz?
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Boomark(m): 9:55pm On Dec 06, 2010
Ladyrsky46:

@ Mr O
E.G:I be pleasure groupz and VP is politrical partiez.
Pleasure groupz wanted politrical partiez to kicking out Bookmark so pleasurez group telling politrical partiez in angry face liking this ---> angry
                       

                                 "KICK BOOKMARK OUT OR WE QUITING(your money go down)"
Who is phuck up Stud? undecided

lady, have you see, the answer you answer is not correct.
Profs ans: pleasure groups is a groups of peoples like for example, Boomark and ladyrsky46 hasing pleasurable times
                together around in the world. while politrical groups is those with oil mony that sponsorship and pay for their
                flying tincket to every contry they wanting.
"KICK BOOKMARK OUT OR WE QUITING(your money go down)" : this is a threatening,  stop threatening mr O. he is your tinsha,  Haba.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by StudioCFR(m): 10:23pm On Dec 06, 2010
All dis agbayas wey no smarter than a 10yr old.

*exits thread*
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by bashydemy(m): 12:01am On Dec 07, 2010
how sukuru today
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by totozmoney(m): 9:13am On Dec 07, 2010
frm a teacher ov mine in sec skool: "If u kno u did it say u did it, if u kno u didn't did it say u didn't did it"
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by StudioCFR(m): 11:20am On Dec 07, 2010
Stale Gist
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 11:33am On Dec 07, 2010
Ladyrsky46:

I did not trabeling. I wenting away from school because I could not be bearing the too mush bad attenshion from ex tisha-Bookmark. I been waiting for Owen who is the proper tisha to be coming back and he has coming backing now, so I am backing in school. Was you missing me vely mush?
I also be asking you before I went on my sabbatical if you is a gold digger. Are you a gold digger?

Love i wasn't a golden digger,thats my haters claim dont jxt minding them okay?
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Boomark(m): 12:15pm On Dec 07, 2010
Ladyrsky46:

I did not trabeling. I wenting away from school because I could not be bearing the too mush bad attenshion from[b] ex tisha-Bookmark[/b]. I been waiting for Owen who is the proper tisha to be coming back and he has coming backing now, so I am backing in school. Was you missing me vely mush?
I also be asking you before I went on my sabbatical if you is a gold digger. Are you a gold digger?

i still dey kampke!
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Boomark(m): 12:34pm On Dec 07, 2010
El Guapo:

Love i wasn't [b]a golden digger,thats my haters claim dont jxt minding them okay? [/b]

prooving it
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 12:46pm On Dec 07, 2010
In a e-skool? How does u expect him ta prove it?
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Boomark(m): 1:49pm On Dec 07, 2010
allows him to prooving it. he can does it.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by bashydemy(m): 2:27pm On Dec 07, 2010
ok waiting for the prooving
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 3:24pm On Dec 07, 2010
Da issue iz nut dat he can proof it. Da issues iz. . . HOW does u expects him ta prove it? sad

I axed coz if he jus said "i'm nat a goldu diggar. . . o o o o. . . I be righteous eh eh eh eh. . . " how will ya knew dat he iz tolding dat truth?
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by bashydemy(m): 3:31pm On Dec 07, 2010
well we just need proof simple
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 3:37pm On Dec 07, 2010
Herald the King!!
Bashy n Bookmark,i'ld comment my reserve
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by bashydemy(m): 3:41pm On Dec 07, 2010
^^ atofaya
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by koolpal(m): 3:48pm On Dec 07, 2010
bad Engrishes, i can fit be ur Fresidents 4 a berry rong tym
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by bashydemy(m): 3:53pm On Dec 07, 2010
okay what ya you rooking for
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Boomark(m): 4:07pm On Dec 07, 2010
oweniwe:

Da issue iz nut dat he can proof it. Da issues iz. . . HOW does u expects him ta prove it?  sad

I axed coz if he jus said "i'm nat a goldu diggar. . . o o o o. . . I be righteous eh eh eh eh. . . "   how will ya knew dat he iz tolding dat truth?

all, we, are, saiding, gave, us, da, prooooooof!

El Guapo:

Herald the King!!
Bashy n Bookmark,i'ld comment my reserve

hmmm, you reservashon your conment. lady iz waiting
so hurrying up ooo, before she became mine  grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by totozmoney(m): 4:20pm On Dec 07, 2010
C all dese people, simple and corrected english all of u cannot spoke!!!
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 4:29pm On Dec 07, 2010
^^ Ketool calling pot blakk tongue

@ Bookmark: you wa too stubborn wit kokonut head. Ya donnot listen ta good hexplaneation and adfice.

Fa exampool, iv i said i get a bentley and u axe me fa proof ov ownership and i showing ya a bentley car key, iz dat prove dat da car belong ta me? No! Da real prove iz da car ownership certifikate.

So ma point iz, el guapo cannut prove dat he's nat a goldu diggar in jus writing "i no ba goldu diggar".

Ya cannut proof a virtue thru wordz. Ya can only proof it thru action.

A wordz were enough ta de wise.


@ El Guapo: iv dem still insisted on prove, ba telling dem stories like Nolllywood CD

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