Spora, u no what, i wont mind going to the penthouse with you with immediate effect but my boss will not leave me alone. In fact, as it is rit now i need more dan one man in the penthouse, i will need like three of u guys may be LC, Spora himsef and Adechuks. Am not that bad o but i need am seriously. what should i do?

hmmmmmmm, is this some kind of sick joke?

Oluwanisol, Oluwanisol  sora ooooooo

@adechuks & Spora
I am now suffering from LAUGHINGJITES    

@Tampico
Happy B-day in advance, but you still have not made your suggestion on the thread reunion.

@Tommyex
Whats up! Your suggestion on the thread reunion would be appreciated.

lawyerchap:


Hope we won't be bored to death as even the siamese-twins-joined-at-the-lips act has worn very thin.
In any case, keep voting for homegirl y'all.

My Dear i really feel you on that.

The children from "Nkosi's Haven" would be visiting the Housemates today and i do hope Richiana put their differences aside to give the children a wonderful treat.

tommyex:


Vote wisely
Vote 4 OFFUNEKA ^{so much 4 been a lagos politician,lol}

Caught red-handed. Wrong spelling for Foxy.

@All,
Vote OFUNNEKA [double N]

@ bio4real

Whats up, hope you have voted for your choice on BBA2.
Talk with you later

@ Modups
Hey girlie, What's up at your end? missing you here.
My God!!! Hurry and come back from the Penthouse.   Oroboooooo wahala no good oh!!!!

Stilll votiiiiiiiiinnnnngggggggg OFU

morning people

Gud morning all, Ow was ur nit, hope u all slept well?

@ Ndi
It is not a joke, am serious ooooooooooooo, or r u not happy about it,well me need am badly.

@ Tampico
Happy Birthday in advance, where in ikj r u staying so i can come after the close of work.

@ Laywerchap
wat has my will got to do with the penthouse, na massage i want not wat u r thinking, abi u fit
all i no is wen u guys r ready, am ready but i think i will prefer next weekend wat do u guys think, is it ok by u pple?

adechuks:

Caught red-handed. Wrong spelling for Foxy.

BB Interpol! 

oluwanisol:

It is not a joke, am serious ooooooooooooo, or r u not happy about it,well me need am badly.

I have commenced "consecration" since yesterday. I started by sending all my "casual workers" on compulsory leave and commenced opa iwaju and opa-eyin (aka local viagra) therapy. I tell u, something is about to happen. By the time you return, you will never remain the same again. Old things would have passed away and all things will become new because of the reason of my "anointing". You will then know the true meaning of "Khaki no be leather!"

Emi ekun!

^{Let me go back to my press-up}

@ Spora
Na massage i want oooooooo, not wat u r thinking, but come to think of it, u will ve to massage all parts of my body as in ALL, i guess u no wat i mean. so no go drink dat rubbish 4 notin. I can wait

@All,
If you were to use the BB housemates to describe what comes closest to your personality, who would it be.
I know some would be Max (LC, abi); others would be plain Justice (that sounds like that guy that came around the other day -yarning rubbish); still some are pure undiluted Merryl. No-one would claim to be a Bertha though.

I think i'm a cross between Jeff and Richard (if that is ever possible).

@Adechuks
I will definitely like to be hms in that house. The three pesons are Kwaku, KWAKU and kwAKU! 
Imagine!
Oluwanisol, Salsera, Tampico.
Men!. I like to be Kwaku.
Kwaku is the man 

spora:

@Adechuks

I will definitely like to be three hms in that house. The three pesons are Kwaku, KWAKU and kwAKU!
Imagine!
Oluwanisol, Salsera, Tampico.
Men!. I like to be Kwaku.
Kwaku is the man

No wonder you dey go drink kaikai
abeg comot my salsera name from your wish-list o. Before I. . ,

Meanwhile, my question is not who you'd like to be but who you are right now. RIGHT NOW.
I think you're just CODE. plain code. yeye code.

How can I be Code
Who went,
Saw,
But could not conquer?
God forbid bad thin'

i hope i wont break one of my ribs one day
u guys are too funny

HMMMMMMMMMM .

What will happen after this Big brother Afric? Thank you all for making me laugh and  . Dammmmmmmm if only BIGGIE knows this is where the entertainment is, abi I lie? We need the $100,000 here to share what do you guys think?

That rubbish and stupid kissing of Mr and Mrs Gazunga in the house is not entertainment all. lol

keep on Voting guys Ofu for the $100,000

OFF TOPIC.
I received this from a colleague and I find it refreshing. Sorry, it's off topic, though

Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Noah's Ark

One: Don't miss the boat.
Two: Remember that we are all in the same boat.
Three: Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.
Four. Stay fit. When you're 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.
Five: Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.
Six: Build your future on high ground.
Seven: For safety's sake, travel in pairs.
Eight: Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.
Nine: When you're streessed, float a while,
Ten: Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.
Eleven: No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a rainbow waiting

oluwanisol:

Gud morning all, Ow was your nit, hope u all slept well?

@ Ndi
It is not a joke, am serious ooooooooooooo, or r u not happy about it,well me need am badly.

@ Laywerchap
what has my will got to do with the penthouse, na massage i want not what you're thinking, abi u fit
all i no is when u guys r ready, am ready but i think i will prefer next weekend what do u guys think, is it ok by u people?

Sorry to disappoint you Girlfriend but some of us are already a couple here and we wouldn't want BB Nairaland to evict those of us that are not a couple but you could try out Spora since the guy don dey take plenty Paraga because of your invitation. _{and who says its only massage that goes on in the Penthouse?}

spora:

^{be rite back
Let me try and do some work
l8r}

Spora! Spora!! Spora!!! how many times did i call you? Didn't you say you were going back to work? Anyway thx.
If your oga find's you on the land na you sabi!!

Morning y'all,
How's it going?

@Tampico
Do we hear birthday bells? That's great. Are we invited?

@Oluwanisol
Young lady, have you taken off your glasses again? We warned you to keep them on always. If names could talk, Lawyerchap would have given you a real earful. But this your penthouse trip, hmmm. My hand no dey o.

Etisalat has not gotten back to us on our presentation o. The good part is that they also haven't gotten back to any other agency yet. Thanks for the prayers and the concern. You guys are the best.

Right now, this thread is more interesting than the BBA show, thanks to all you guys.

We need to discuss this reunion thingy sha. I want to show everyone that i'm not a retired school principal doing evening law at LASU. Actually though, i'm more interested in putting faces to the names here. I wonder what Spora looks like. And Oluwanisol who needs three men to give her a massage in the penthouse. And birthday girl Tampico who said i would fall in love with her the moment i clapped eyes on her. I wonder, does Orikinla qualify to attend this thing? I also wonder what he looks like.

People, let's make it happen. Let's hear suggestions please.

And where on earth is Aziza?

@Ndi
Sweetheart, let's get the reunion off the ground. Let's talk venues and modalities.  

my real fear about d reunion is dat boys / men will start chasing up and down the forum once they see my pretty face,

@ LawyerChap
This reunion thing. Are we going to have in Regions? so we take photos and send with the postcards names

@ Uchetobi
You go girlfriend. this is really intresting. God will shaa help the boys/men not to be like Mr Richard gazunga of BBA2.
Men they will always be men!!!!!!

phew!!!

where have i been

all this gist

BBA shud take a cue from us, this is where the real gist is

@OLUWANISOL

na wa o! obviously you've come out of your shell
3 men?
mmm
okay
@adechuks
dispatch them abeg even if they dont owe me money, besides lagos traffic makes 'bodyguards' a necessity
@Ndi
since your LC has spoken please suggest cos i just need to know a date quickly
@tampi dear
Happy B-day
@tommyex
whats happening
@LC



@ALL
OFUNNEKA
@spora
like i said before 'priceless'

@uchetobi
wow
u don dey put up your CV

my dear Salsera,
So glad to have you back.
have u made up your mind now. tommy-something vs adechuks.

its not a CV just stating why i should avoid the re union party. LOL

IT DEEPLY SADDENS ME THAT SOME PPL ARE SO DAME STUPID TO FALL FOR THAT FOOL RICHARDS ANTICS. BY SAYING THAT T USED HIM WEN CLEARLY ITS THE OTHER WAY AROUND.
iF WE COULD GO BACK TO THE FIRST FEW WEEKS OF BBA2, RICH WAS EITHER SLEEPING OR READING BASICALLY A COMPLETE BORE, RICH CLEARLY
IDENTIFIED T HAS ONE OF THE POPULAR ONES(LUK @ DA EARLY POLLS T WAS THE FAV TO WIN), N R KNEW THAT IF HE CARRIED ON AS HE WAS, HE WILL BE VOTED OUT IN A FLASH. DEN HE STARTED MAKIN A MOVE ON T, MAKING BREAKFAST 4 HER,PUTTIN CHOC UNDER THE PILLOW BUYING HER FLOWERS, STARTS TO ACT LYK HER PUPPY DOG AND T LYK AN IDIOT ONLY SAW THINGS AT FACE VALUE N THOUGHT, WOW A MARRIED MAN IS BUYING ME FLOWERS ON NATIONAL TV, HE MUST REALLY LYK ME.STUPID WOMEN.  RICHARD DEN STARTS TO PLAY THE SYMPATHY CARD WITH VIEWERS(WHO R MAJORITY FEMALE), OH MY I'M IN LOVE WITH 2 WOMEN WAT TO I DO , ITS NOT MY FAULT I'M ONLY HUMAN , SURVIVES 2 EVICTIONS, KNOW ITS QUITE OBVIOUS WATS KEEPING HIM IN THE GAME IS HIS REALATIONSHIP WITH T,SURVIVES 3RD EVICTION NOW HE KNOWS HE IS A TOP DAWG!, SO WAT DOES HE DO TELLS T HE WANTS TO MARRY HER BLAH BLAH BLAH, KISSING HER HERE DER N EVERYWHERE ALL ALONG SLYLY LUKING IF THE CAMERA'S R ON HIM DEN

HE GOES TO DIARY ROOM N SAYS HE LOVES HIS WIFE SHE THE MOST PRECIOUS THING IN THE WORLD.SITS LYK A FOOL IN THE LOUNGE (CAMERAs ALL ZOOMED IN) LUKING AT HIS WIFE'S PICTURE, THE VIEWRES GO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH POOR RICHARD DAME THAT TART TATIANA.
COULDN'T SHE SEE HE WAS MARRIED, HIS POOR WIFE THAT INSENSITIVE B**TH TAT. AND VIEWERS ALL SEE TATI AS THE BAD ONE, JUST THIS FORUM ALONE HOW MAY TIMES WAS T CALLED A TART. NOW EVERY FIGHT THAT THEY HAV EVEN IF MR BLAMELESS WAS WRONG, WHO GETS THE BLAME. NO 1 ELSE BUT THE TART, N DA SMS STRAP GOES, THAT MANIPULATOR TRYIN TO MAKE RICH LUK BAD , SHE KNOWS HE IS POPULAR DAME TART, SHE SO SELFISH(AND TO THINK MAJORITY OF THE SMS"S CUM FRM WOMEN WHO R ACTUALLY SUPPORTIN A MARRIED MAN CHEATIN ON HIS WIFE). DEN CUMS THE FAMOUS PHONE CALL, CRYING LYK A BABY DAD WHERE MY MY MY WIFE   , AGAIN DA  VIEWERS GO AHHHHHHHHH  POOR RICHARD. DIS IS MY FAV, IN HIS 2MIN DIARY SESS, HE USES THE OLDEST TRICK IN THE BOOK, PLEADS WITH VIEWERS TO MAKE HIS DREAM CUM TRUE, BECOZ THE ONLY REASON HE CAM TO BB WAS TO MAKE A BETA LYF FOR MY WIFE , N LYK ALWAYS STUPID AFRICA FALLS FOR IT.   NOW HE HAS TO FIND A WAY TO GET RID OF THE TART, HE PUSHES N PUSHES   T, FINALLY SHE CALLS HIM AN ASSHOLE HE DEN CALLS HER A LovePeddler, HO ETC ETC. T LYK ANY OTHER WOMEN WEN AN OUNCE  OF DIGNITY  GOES TO THE BACK TO THE GIRLS BEDROOM, AND THE VIEWERS GO, SHE USED RICHARD THAT TART, SHE'S TRYING TO WIN VOTES,SHE'S RIDING ON HIS POPULARITY, GD NOW SHE WILL KNOW NOT TO MESS WITH A MARRIED MAN AND THE BEST SMS, I TOLD U AFRICA EVE TEMPTED ADAM NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND.N ONCE AGAIN RICH GOES IN2 THE DIARY ROOM AND DECLARES HIS UNDYING LOVE FOR HIS WIFE, Y? BECOZ HE KNOW IF HE WINS SHE WILL DIVORCE HIM AND TAKE HALF(DEN WHO WILL PAY 4 HIS SCHOOLING) AND BECOZ HE NOW KNOWS HOW STUPID THE VIEWERS R AND HOW EASILY HE CAN WIN VOTES BY PLAYIN THE TRAGIC HERO THATS STUCK IN A DESTINY HE CAN'T AVOID.

I MUST ADMIT HE'S ONE SMART COOKIE, T WENT FRM BEIN THE FAV TO STANDING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CHANCE WAT SO EVA.
I'M NOT SAYING SHE"S A INNOCENT PARTY BECOZ AT THE END OF THE DAY IT TAKES TWO TO TANGO, BUT THE WAY I SEE IT T WAS A STUPID SITTIN DUCK , WHO REALLY BELIEVED THAT R LOVED HER.(THE HEART IS NOTTTTTTTT SO SMART)

9JA I PLEAD WITH U DO NOT, I REPEAT DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT LET DAT  SCUMBAG RICHARD WIN, ITS OBVIOUS ITS BETWEEN O N R.
VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE OFUNNEKA.

WORD. in capital letters. Argh!

Hi guys, ve not bin in the office to reply all ur post, but now am back to the office sha.
@ salsera
do u think 3 men are too small or wat abi y u com dey say mmmmm or u want come join.
@ Lawyerchap,
which one is ur hand no dey? r u scared or u cant perform which one of then?
Adechuks, Spora and Lawyerchap, do we agree on next weekend? cos i bet u after dat weekend u pple will be begging me for more am telling u.

As for the reunion, I cant wait.

Its sad but from feelers am getting, it would be a miracle if OFFu wins. Dont know how ppl of africa can be such perverts in mind to even think of voting richard to win but it seems the southern block of africa(all the countries) plus the eastern(kenya, etc) have resolved to vote for Richard.

The only other way would be if BB and its sponsors decide to choose a better model as winner

oluwanisol:

Hi guys, ve not bin in the office to reply all your post, but now am back to the office sha.
@ salsera
do u think 3 men are too small or what abi y u com dey say mmmmm or u want come join.
@ Lawyerchap,
which one is your hand no dey? r u scared or u can't perform which one of then?
Adechuks, Spora and Lawyerchap, do we agree on next weekend? because i bet u after that weekend u people will be begging me for more am telling u.

As for the reunion, I can't wait.

@oluwanisol

I actually thought it was a joke when I read ur post but ur subsequent affairmations are beginning to make me wonder at u oo

I have no sympathy in my mind for either of both of them, who cares who is to blame, a girl that’l spread her legs for a married man on tv is a ho and a guy like R is a pervert, Nymph, psycho, rapist, all names I can think of, who cares who is to blame?? Not me, ofunneka for the money