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Holy Shit by zt(m): 4:40pm On Aug 10, 2010
one day,the president of Nigeria called for a competition between the three ethnic groups in nigeria i.e Hausa,Igbo,Yoruba .the rule of the game is that u come and dig a hole just like sock away in which u are able to jump.After jumping it,u call any amount u like and the space dogged shall be filled with that money.
it was yorubas turn,the representative dig the ground wide and move backward to run and jump.on landing on the other side,he said 10 million dollars and the space was filled with the actual amount, kudos to the yorubas,they av got technics exclaimed mr president, it was igbos turn,with the same Principle dogged a very wide hole and ran to jump over it.on jumping to the other side he called 10 million pounds and it was so, wao that was awesome, Now it was hausas turn,they dogged a very wide hole as long as nairaland avenue to aso rock thinking he is able to jump over it.he move backward to aboiut 20km to run towards the hole with dogged, while running the hausa spectator were yelling yeah,yeah,yeah,we are the winner.while jumping the hole,on getting to the middle.he fell down into the hole and he sai oooooooh shitttttttttt.all of a sudden the hole buried him with urine and faeces igbeoooooooooo shouted mr president and the curtain fell,






thanks.from zt
enjoy it
hope u also enjoy the mess competition
Re: Holy Shit by EfemenaXY: 5:33pm On Aug 10, 2010
A sad attempt to cause friction between the ethnic groups

@Poster, hasn't Nigeria got enough problems as it is

How can stirring up friction b/w the main ethnic groups constitute a joke - abi you just hate the Hausas?? undecided undecided

**Dreadful, Tribalistic Joke!**

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