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Ridiculously True by elmatola13(m): 2:31pm On Oct 01, 2010
Living in 2010



YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2010 when,


1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.



2 You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12 You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list

AND NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING at yourself.

Ha ha ha ha.
Re: Ridiculously True by zainabchi(f): 2:53pm On Oct 01, 2010
Wow, dis ws da ISH, Vry interestin.
Re: Ridiculously True by Vic2k3(m): 3:02pm On Oct 01, 2010
Beautiful!!
Re: Ridiculously True by ElementG(m): 3:05pm On Oct 01, 2010
@poster, nice one i love it grin grin grin

i predict dat d first thing stud will say on dis thread is "where is d joke?" and then he will add dat his stupid "no offence"
Re: Ridiculously True by Jeovy(m): 6:44pm On Oct 01, 2010
wow,good one grin
Re: Ridiculously True by Nobody: 9:08pm On Oct 01, 2010
Almost true
Re: Ridiculously True by airbender(m): 9:55pm On Oct 01, 2010
u are very sick @ poster cause i ended up laughing @ myself grin grin grin
Re: Ridiculously True by Kunbee: 12:30am On Oct 02, 2010
elmatola13:



AND NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING at yourself.

Ha ha ha ha.






I dont laugh at myself undecided
Re: Ridiculously True by Dolemite(f): 9:36am On Oct 05, 2010
16. When your sex doll has a USB drive installed. tongue tongue tongue tongue
Re: Ridiculously True by deelady(f): 2:40pm On Oct 05, 2010
lwkmd, I so much love dis kiss
Re: Ridiculously True by clemcykul(f): 3:18pm On Oct 05, 2010
very sweet and thick, nice one grin grin grin grin
Re: Ridiculously True by EfemenaXY: 3:21pm On Oct 09, 2010
elmatola13:

Living in 2010

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2010 when,
14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list

AND NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING at yourself.

Ha ha ha ha.

Lol!!! And you got me there too!!!

Nice 1 @poster, love it!! grin grin grin
Re: Ridiculously True by starlife30(m): 10:36am On Oct 10, 2010
7/10
Re: Ridiculously True by Gokson01(m): 11:19am On Oct 10, 2010
Wao @poster, u r too much, more of it. Where did u copied it? I pray it will nt finish from . . . Lol
Re: Ridiculously True by Gokson01(m): 11:20am On Oct 10, 2010
Wao @poster, u r too much, more of it. Where did u copied it? I pray it will nt finish from . . . Lol
Re: Ridiculously True by Nobody: 2:55pm On Oct 10, 2010
Funny true, nice one!
Re: Ridiculously True by Lolajoy(f): 10:52am On Oct 11, 2010
@poster.Nice one.I Love it.
Re: Ridiculously True by babyme1(f): 12:47pm On Oct 11, 2010
Cool cool
Re: Ridiculously True by Akuviv: 1:41pm On Oct 11, 2010
grin grin grin Believe me I scrolled back! kiss I have forwarded it to all some friends wink
Re: Ridiculously True by angelz(f): 1:43pm On Oct 11, 2010
no am not laughin @ myself
but am laughin cus its a cool joke
Re: Ridiculously True by r231(m): 2:36pm On Oct 11, 2010
cool

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