it strikes me how girls [fine or wo-wo] always try to act like dey dont gas up the air usually.

this is a big problem
even since the days of primary school
anytime the teacher notices the stink
she accuses a boy, when it could've been a girl

nonsense

na miss world mess dey smell pass

well that's human nature. Anything beautiful/good is compare to women why the opposite can be said for the guys. eg: when a guy is really good looking, he is referred to as "pretty" "He look pretty like a woman" etc and whena girl is ugly and muscular, oh well she looks like a man.

rokiatu:

well that's human nature. Anything beautiful/good is compare to women why the opposite can be said for the guys. eg: when a guy is really good looking, he is referred to as "pretty" "He look pretty like a woman" etc and whena girl is ugly and muscular, oh well she looks like a man.

roflmao

makajibbz:

it strikes me how girls [fine or wo-wo] always try to act like dey dont gas up the air usually.

this is a big problem
even since the days of primary school
anytime the teacher notices the stink
she accuses a boy, when it could've been a girl

nonsense

na miss world mess dey smell pass

U re mentally sick

D-sense:

U re mentally sick

no i'm not

makajibbz:

tryin to imagine omolola's fart abi

I dont want 2 think abt it please

roflmao

Someone opened a thread to complain of smelling holes. But I think I now understand what causes it.
When a girl farts while the boyfriend is arround, the air is been pushed into the kitty hole for temporary storage till her boyfriend leaves. After the prolonged storage of the foul air in the kitty, it makes the kitty smell.

rubbish topic, as if the guys dont fart! its a sign of good living jor

Omolola1:

rubbish topic, as if the guys dont fart! its a sign of good living jor

Imao

dumb tread, dumb poster

ice234:

dumb tread, dumb poster

i'm sure yu get that alot ?

Brownteeth:

Someone opened a thread to complain of smelling holes. But I think I now understand what causes it.
When a girl farts while the boyfriend is arround, the air is been pushed into the kitty hole for temporary storage till her boyfriend leaves. After the prolonged storage of the foul air in the kitty, it makes the kitty smell.

Can you imagine!!

This topic can make me TROW UP!

;d

Topic got me LMAO

Yorisb:

Topic got me LMAO

@poster. Pls dude dont act like a maniac . Thats a dirty question. yaulk.

Wale: Baby  Na wa for you, we don drag this visit thing too much but thank God say you come today 

Funmi:Yes,I'm sorry. I would have come but I don't trust guy especially when you tell them you are coming with friends they will change their mind

Wale: How you go come with friend, you know say your friend go dull things for us, even the food wey she go shop na bukata   

Funmi:You are not serious, how much food she will eat that will make you runs into debt

Wale: No bi food matter but you know, as in

Funmi:As in what?

Wale: Na privacy I want talk,Na think I still dey think the last word

Funmi:What about the money you promised me because you assure me of it today but that is not the reason I show up

Wale: money no dey

Funmi:What?   

Wale: wait I never finished talk,Money no dey and  I don go obinah shop go borrow #10,000,I no say na #7,000 you need but I borrow the #10,000 so I go fit  add 2,000 join as transport because I no say na far away you dey come from.

Funmi:I trust you 
( she kiss me)

Wale:baby's let do that thing,we have no time

Funmi:What?

Wale:Baby,you understand:

Funmi: I  don't really understand,explain to me

Wale: okay baby,wetin bi say, I promise you say I go add 3,000  naira wey I keep as saving inside my wallet join the  7000 and 2000 totally 11,000 if you could understand

Funmi:oh,(smiling) You are funny,who told you love is all about money, I can give you everything you want even without money but are you sure you are adding the  #3000 

Wale:Yes baby,Yes babe, Thank you

(Immediately,as I am about to pull off the cloth)

Funmi:You know I don't like sex but it is because you are are so important to me

Wale:Thank you, thats why I dey always love you

Funmi: don't off my cloth

Wale: What if I off it.okay, I don off am

Funmi: but don't off my bra

Funmi: Wale why do you off my bra, don't suck my bosom,I don't like it , mmmmmmmmmmmm  more,more please don't suck it.wale you suck it haaaard,slowly because I don't want you to suck it.

FUnmi: Wale don't go to my skirt

(even when I have not intended to)

Wale: why Babe,I go pull this one because my thing don Tanda

Funmi:Wale,ooh ,don't off my skirt,don't off the pant( even when I have already off it)

Funmi:Wale,please don't suck my kitty, I don't like it (she think I like to suck)

Wale: I promise, I no even like suck toto because I no like am

Funmi: Wale, I'm joking,please suck it but suck it gently
( as I smash my tongue inside)

Funmi: ooooooooooooooooh wale pa mi, yessssssssssssss, Yesssssssssssssssssssss, don't inside the manliness remember there is no condom around even if there is one,I no like manliness ooooooooo

(as to much agron catch,I insert the manliness inside kitty)

Funmi:ooooooooooooooooooooh Wale,why? I told you not to put it,remember you did not wear condom-

Wale: Make I commot my prick

Funmi: ooooooooooh wale, No!Yes!No!Yes, ok Yes! Yes!! Yess!!!

Wale:Yes, what?

FUnmi: Yes,leave the manliness inside and don't remove it ooooooo until you are about to come

( as the come they rush commot and the kitty dey sweet goooooooo, I shoot everything inside)

Funmi:Wale, why did it pour it inside but the come is hot ooooooooo,pour it deeply,put it deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep ,yeaaaaaaaaaaah,Oh yes, the come is hot and interesting

the next day,they would use the medicine after pills and show up to you next week again

Wale: Funmi, You didn't tell me your are coming
Funmi: Must I tell you I am coming.
Wale: Thank God,you come,I dey miss you badly
Funmi: ooh,I chose to come because I have important something to discuss with you
Wale: Sweetheart,I hope is not about money but I am listening to you
Funmi: Not about money
Wale: Good, I dey listen to you
FUnmi:you know what,I lost my period

( they will even say it with confidence because them no say na fake pregnancy)

Wale:What? This babe don kill me, this one worse past wetin I dey think ooo

Funmi: There is nothing we could do about it,it has occured already

Wale: Baby, there is,please no let my mama and my baba hear this o and make sure say you never tell anyone,No tell ur mama and baba too

Funmi: I won't but I am afraid to do what you think

Wale: what do you know I am thinking

Funmi: abortion of course

wale: ooh baby, I am sorry,I have no choice but I promise to marry and this won't happen again, next time we going to protect it

Funmi: you know what, abortion cost a lot oo and I do not know how much it cost currently but if you can get me something like #15,000 to #20,000 naira. I will go to perfect doctor because the inexperience doctor are not good in this job

Wale: I no wan make you go to inexperience but the money,

Funmi:What happen

wale:How I go take get am

Funmi:okay,no problem. let's leave the baby

Wale: wait,I no mean say money no dey but I go go get am for ATM now

( I rush to ATM,only got #8000 withdrawn everything then go Obinah shop again)


Wale: Obilo, Obiano one,I don come again, this time na only #7000 I need and I go give you #9,000 back if month end

Obinah: I no say you no dey fail me, dem no even born ur mama well make fail if you no wan trouble

Wale: You dey craze,Na my mama come borrow money abi na me, Igbo people no get sense no bi ur fault

(He gave the money and I ran back to funmi at home)

Wale: Here is the money

she collected and counted it

Funmi:#15,000?

Wale: collect it please and take care of that stuff, I will add #5000 join later after you don finish

(before you know what's going, she will be smiling at your back because she has scam you with fake pregnancy and call in next 3 days for the #5000 balance)

Who tell you say I don abort, I dey tall women characters