My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.  There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra less.  One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding



Invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for

me that she   couldn't overcome.

She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to  her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if

you   want one

last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was

Stunned and   

frozenin shock as I watched her go up t he stairs.

When  she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the  stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline  straight to the front door.

I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said,we are very happy  that you have passed our

little test, we couldn't ask for a better   man for

our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car,

ha ha ha

ha ha
if na me?
i go fail the text ooooooohhhhhhh

donangelo4:

ha ha
if na me?
i go fail the text ooooooohhhhhhh

if u fail the test n im b say u dey live ur condom 4 inside ur wallet.
any way sha, the best na always to hole body, if u no fit nko?