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Re: Annoying Spousal Habits by Nobody: 8:21pm On Dec 17, 2010 |
Guyman02: hahahahahahaha |
Re: Annoying Spousal Habits by kushe: 8:24pm On Dec 17, 2010 |
since i can see the thread is ending,let me end by saying my girl might not be the most forgiving woman in the world but let me praise her for the goodin her. she is extremely respectful to older people despite the fact that she came here after secondary school,and i know my ppl will love and appreciate her for that. eventhough it gets on my nerves,she adores her family and is in close touch with all her siblings.sometimes her folks call to report her siblings and each other to her and somehow she always brings everybody together. she is very good to look at,her face,her lips,her hips,her skin.wow,she is amazing. we passed by a lamp store together once and i was stunned by this really nice lamp with a unique design,eventhough i didn't mention it to her,she knew i really liked it and this was the only copy they had left cos they dealt in unique items bought over the internet. anyways two months later on my birthday,i got a wrapped box and i had already hissed thinking it was some crap until i opened it.i must confess,a tear came to my eye as i had completely written this girl off.she had gone back to the store the day after to buy the lamp and kept it till my birthday and these were the words she wrote in the card that came with the gift 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Annoying Spousal Habits by kushe: 8:32pm On Dec 17, 2010 |
u are the worst boyfriend in the world contrary to the cover and to become a better one in the new year dont even bother cos i know till u find a clone of u,ur search isnt over but as for me and my heart,we have chosen to belong to no other i am all yours if only you'ld allow me 7 Likes |
Re: Annoying Spousal Habits by naijafrend: 9:10pm On Dec 17, 2010 |
Picking nose ! and it is sort of contagious too |
Re: Annoying Spousal Habits by FILEBE(m): 9:21pm On Dec 17, 2010 |
LWKMD! This is the most funniest thread i have ever read since nairaland's advent! I had to stop browsing on my phone when in a commercial bus lest i find my self at the psychiatric home! Got home and passed it to my sister only for her to start complaining of pains on the rips after reading some posts especially the "omu omoge" part! Big ups to the poster! |
Re: Annoying Spousal Habits by Nobody: 9:51pm On Dec 17, 2010 |
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Re: Annoying Spousal Habits by axeman10(m): 10:19pm On Dec 17, 2010 |
@Seun & 1759, you will not understand until you make 2 trips to MMA in one day in that terrible Lagos traffic cos you came boarding 8hrs earlier than schedule. Anyway, overall, my annoying habits are far worse than hers and I love her to pieces. |
Re: Annoying Spousal Habits by Sheeun(m): 10:43pm On Dec 17, 2010 |
snoring!!!!!!!!!! |
Re: Annoying Spousal Habits by clerc(m): 11:00pm On Dec 17, 2010 |
, i cant just stop laughing, NL u v really made my day, v been quoting some of these comments all day |
Re: Annoying Spousal Habits by Koikoi(m): 1:35am On Dec 18, 2010 |
my wife wont pick her phone when at work. sometimes, i can call up to 20 or 40times 4get it she just will not pick. she know very well that it makes me really mad. one day after calling her like dunky times without answer, i decided to sleep out. boy! was she worried. i came home the following day 2 announce that i was held by the police that if she had answered my call i may've got bail. she only stopped for a few days. what can i do? 2 Likes |
Re: Annoying Spousal Habits by drmoney: 1:46am On Dec 18, 2010 |
Wifey picks so much quarrel 'cos she says I dont PRAY enough-not like she does either. She can be so competitive about who has got more dough in the bank, of course she ain't got no idea wat the true figures are like! She also takes relish in the farting loudly wen we are together,kinda uses it to get my attention. She is a manager at work, and I wonder if she hasn't carelessly thundered down the roof of her office one of these days. P.S: This thread should not die. Kept me awake till 2 a.m |
Re: Annoying Spousal Habits by murtalaa(m): 2:19am On Dec 18, 2010 |
my gf is plain looking but she thinks she is the second coming. i use to think she was anorexic because of the impossibly little amount of food she eats before me until i caught her with plate piled with tuwo that scares the shit out of my aboki nyash. 4 Likes |
Re: Annoying Spousal Habits by murtalaa(m): 2:28am On Dec 18, 2010 |
kushe:u don miss road dude. next time read the topic before you post. |
Re: Annoying Spousal Habits by Omolulu(m): 2:34am On Dec 18, 2010 |
murtalaa: LMAO!!! murtalaa: ROFLMAO |
Re: Annoying Spousal Habits by asas(f): 2:48am On Dec 18, 2010 |
he is so annoyin like he loves to leave d toilet door opened while offloading and smells like cant even explain d worst part is calls me to come sit wit him and gist ewwwww, he farts alot especially wen we r out he wld den call ma name and says y u spoilin the air now , he cant eat it vegetable cuz he ends up in the toilet so i cant really make such unless there imodium tablets @home it got to a stage imodium wasnt even workin for me instead of him to buy something else he went and got constipation relief felt sorry for him went i saw it had to go get something else and he dint even say thank u kmft, another annoyin thing is dat he loves expensive things and his taste is sooo very high one cannot buy a gift for him and he dont like suprises , then wen u want him i want him to come to bed he wld just be on d internet watching movies as in instead of quenchin d qgro, he always wants me to make the 1st move |
Re: Annoying Spousal Habits by Nobody: 3:54am On Dec 18, 2010 |
Koikoi: kaycrystal:I really do not want this thread to end |
Re: Annoying Spousal Habits by pslm23(f): 5:03am On Dec 18, 2010 |
What a relief to know I'm not the only seeing the "true color" of my hubby even though I love him to death, his nasty habits will be the death of me One more of his bad habits is when he's sleeping he kicks snores and grunts and makes sounds like he is fighting someone and yet in the morning, he'll say "babe, I had the weirdest dream, I was being chased by naked women" another bad habit is his constant craving for attention from me. If he's constipated, he will call me @ work and say "it's refusing to come out" I'm like WTF?? r u serious calling me @ work for that?? . He is a semi hyperchondriach too. If his leg hurts a little, he immediately decrees that it is a blood clot and we rush to the ER only for them to do xrays and say it's a muscle pull. If his back hurts, he has multiple sclerosis. if his body itches a little more than usual, he has contracted what he calls "the scratching disease" or he gets conviced our home is covered with mites, fleas and bed bugs which means calling an exterminator in, throwing out all the beddings and bying new ones and washing ALL the clothes with hot water. , Haba!!! sometimes i ask myself na who send me go marry? 4 Likes |
Re: Annoying Spousal Habits by DoubleN(m): 8:06am On Dec 18, 2010 |
hypochondriac you mean. Funniest thread i'v come across in a long while. Still compiling my list. |
Re: Annoying Spousal Habits by 1759(m): 8:39am On Dec 18, 2010 |
Guys keep it coming |
Re: Annoying Spousal Habits by kenyanoga(m): 10:42am On Dec 18, 2010 |
its hell when she has common cold, she uses any garment around |
Re: Annoying Spousal Habits by Olumogun: 10:52am On Dec 18, 2010 |
Moderator, pls do not close this thread. It may be funny, but very educative. Many of us are just getting to know the effects of our unpleasant habits on our spouse. @post 1. I am a very tidy and love arranging things, but my wify care less. Sometimes I do the sweeping/moping of the floor myself yet within the next 1hour its as if nothing is done. 2. I can't sleep if the bed is not properly laid, but my wify does not see any reason for doing that, she can even sleep on the bundles of clothings put on the bed. 3. my wify is not the talking type, but she met this street neighbour who is a talker. each time this other woman comes around my house, she will be talking sometimes for 40mins to 1hour and all my wify will be doing is to smile as if encouraging the woman to continue. I don't like this and she knows yet she is not discouraging the woman. Then my wife complain much about my habit of not smiling talk-less of laughing no matter what. in fact some of my in-laws had stop coming around my house because according to them, they do not know when I am happy or moody. so as not to offend me they stop visiting. |
Re: Annoying Spousal Habits by Pennywise(m): 11:24am On Dec 18, 2010 |
My wife is generous to a fault. Infact its an illness to which she keeps deteriorating. My worst fear is that I am going to wake up one morning to find that she has signed our house away. I have been tolerant b/c I tend to accommodate whatever makes her happy. The problem is that she works but she doesnt contribute to the 'common till' with the same enthusiasm. In order words its my money she is frittering away. Secondly I find that her generosity is tilted always to her family and friends. Hardly ever to my side. 2 Likes |
Re: Annoying Spousal Habits by denzel2009: 1:05pm On Dec 18, 2010 |
Nice thread. |
Re: Annoying Spousal Habits by halle2: 3:17pm On Dec 18, 2010 |
Re: Annoying Spousal Habits by aminalib(f): 3:21pm On Dec 18, 2010 |
halle2: this sounds really serious than just annoyance, |
Re: Annoying Spousal Habits by axeman85(m): 6:22pm On Dec 18, 2010 |
lol. una no go kill person with this una wahala ooo. my madam called me now and told me guess what thinking it was good news only for her to tell me she just released a serious mess now and its smelling badly and wishes i was dere with her. lol. imagine which kain love be dat. lol. well love her to bits though. she always has a serious look if u see her at first you will know she is strict and she complains of me being serious all the time. |
Re: Annoying Spousal Habits by msb247(m): 7:52pm On Dec 18, 2010 |
[b]BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA I JUST CANT STOP LAUGHING! OMG!!! WETIN BE THIS?[/b] |
Re: Annoying Spousal Habits by lolo247(m): 10:13pm On Dec 18, 2010 |
funniest thread on nairaland in a while |
Re: Annoying Spousal Habits by aminalib(f): 11:51pm On Dec 18, 2010 |
as i type right now, my bf just get out shower and decide to do his normal african dancing as he is butt naked, he KNOWS i hate when he does that, i can see everything moving to and fro, smh 1 Like |
Re: Annoying Spousal Habits by switdick(m): 1:25am On Dec 19, 2010 |
^^lmao! |
Re: Annoying Spousal Habits by Abdblues(m): 7:04am On Dec 19, 2010 |
The best thread ever !!!!!!! |
Re: Annoying Spousal Habits by Nobody: 8:38am On Dec 19, 2010 |
aminalib:i can imagin, |
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