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| The Hitman by Labans(m): 3:53pm On Jun 13, 2007 |
Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a chap carrying a golf bag called out to them. "Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn't turn up." Sure," they said, "You're welcome." So they started playing and enjoyed the game and the company of the newcomer. Part way around the course, one of the friends asked the newcomer, "What do you do for a living?" "I'm a hit man," was the reply. "You're joking!" was the response. "No, I'm not," he said, reaching into his golf bag, and pulling out a beautiful Martini sniper's rifle with a large telescopic sight. "Here are my tools." That's a beautiful telescopic sight," said the other friend, "Can I take a look? I think I might be able to see my house from here." So he picked up the rifle and looked through the sight in the direction of his house. "Yeah, I can see my house all right. This sight is fantastic. I can see right in the window. Wow, I can see my wife in the bedroom. Ha Ha, I can see she's naked! What's that? Wait a minute, that's my neighbor in there with her, He's naked as well! That bitch!" He turned to the hitman, "How much do you charge for a hit?" "I do a flat rate, for you, one thousand dollars every time I pull the trigger." "Can you do two for me now?" "Sure, what do you want?" "First, shoot my wife, she's always been mouthy, so shoot her in the mouth.Then the neighbor, he's a mate of mine, a bit of a lad, so just shoot his dick off to teach him a lesson." The hitman took the rifle and took aim, standing perfectly still for a few minutes "Are you going to do it or not?" said the friend impatiently. "Just wait a moment, be patient," said the hitman calmly, "I think I can save you a grand here, " |
| Re: The Hitman by iice(f): 4:31pm On Jun 13, 2007 |
Oh Oh  |
| Re: The Hitman by Nobody: 5:23pm On Jun 13, 2007 |
HA ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha He is a good economic to save the guy grand But to think of it, it implies that  |
| Re: The Hitman by la1(m): 7:00pm On Jun 13, 2007 |
| ;Dniiiiiiiiiiiice |
| Re: The Hitman by dele9000(m): 7:12am On Jun 16, 2007 |
Lol |
| Re: The Hitman by coolgio(m): 5:20pm On Jun 16, 2007 |
lol, she was giving the guy a Mouth Gig |
| Re: The Hitman by Labans(m): 12:17pm On Jul 11, 2007 |
Am sure the hitman wanted a bit of the action |
| Re: The Hitman by Labans(m): 3:03pm On Jul 24, 2007 |
Or wat do you think? |
| Re: The Hitman by rasulua(m): 4:29pm On Jul 24, 2007 |
I think coolgio wz rite she wz gving him BJ |
| Re: The Hitman by oge4real(f): 11:34pm On Jul 24, 2007 |
what is a Mouth Action? |
| Re: The Hitman by GeeCee(m): 5:57pm On Mar 30, 2010 |
;d ;d ;d |
| Re: The Hitman by Kunbee: 1:53am On Apr 01, 2010 |
Its aiit |
| Re: The Hitman by CuteAngel(f): 7:16am On Apr 01, 2010 |
Kool joke |
| Re: The Hitman by Labans(m): 9:07pm On Jul 06, 2010 |
Thanx! |
| Re: The Hitman by rahd: 12:18am On Jul 07, 2010 |
hahahahahahahahaha |
| Re: The Hitman by VALIDATOR: 2:34pm On Jul 07, 2010 |
lol.nice joke. |
| Re: The Hitman by Ak4ril(m): 3:01pm On Jul 07, 2010 |
ha ha ha |
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