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The Price Of Been A Man by comptia(m): 4:54pm On Feb 24, 2011
at creation if you want to be a real man who will always be the head and not the middle or the tail, this are your prices

1, you must be a big time giver. give and it shall be giving back to you with babies if not remain barren

2, if you refuse to pay your tithe and i bet you no food on your table when you come back and if you ask why she says you give?

3, if you refuse to study your book to show yourself approve, then be ready to face her wrought which is is her. pls bro study the book cos sisters are stories to be studied

4, if you refuse to feed your neigbour with food that you have, that may not be an unending stream of oil that the prophet prophesied, so to always eat your cake and have them back anytime you want, you must feed your the sister cos she's your neighbour in the room. so to have her anytime anyday.

5, when you fall thou shall say there is lifting up, because without lifting it up how then will you produce more babies. be lifted up all the time no matter what.

6, desire to be in the presence because there lies fullness of joy and pleasure. but beware that the pesence can also be unplanned pregnancy. grin

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