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| Father Of Who by Akin007(m): 10:48am On Jun 25, 2007 |
A man walk into a supermarket and notices a beautiful woman staring at him. She stares for quite some time, so finally the man asked "Do I know you?" The woman answers "I think your the father of one of my kids". The man thinks for a minute then realizes this kid she is talking about must be the result of the one and only time he ever cheated on his wife. So he says to the woman "are you the stripper that was at my best friends bachelor party about 5 years ago?" "You know, the one I had sex with on the pool table while your friend spanked my bare ass with a whip?" The woman looks at him horrified and says "No, I'm your son's teacher". |
| Re: Father Of Who by folanusi(m): 1:06pm On Jun 25, 2007 |
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. As she pays for her ticket, the bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You shouldn't take that. don't let the driver Insult you, You tell him off now – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey." |
| Re: Father Of Who by Akin007(m): 4:28pm On Sep 26, 2007 |
Barbie Prices A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. "How much is that Barbie in the window?", he asks the shop assistant. In a manner she responds, "Which Barbie? We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $395.00. " The guy asks, "Why is Divorced Barbie different from all the others ? "That's obvious," the assistant states, "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture, " |
| Re: Father Of Who by Nobody: 4:39pm On Sep 26, 2007 |
what a way to sell adivorced doll  nice man |
| Re: Father Of Who by Migines(m): 4:39pm On Sep 26, 2007 |
Yeah dats y they get marid! |
| Re: Father Of Who by tessybaby(f): 11:43am On Sep 27, 2007 |
@Folanusi That man is wicke ohhhh very funny mennnnnnn |
| Re: Father Of Who by otuwe(f): 12:02pm On Sep 27, 2007 |
pls i didnt understand the divorced babbie joke    |
| Re: Father Of Who by Migines(m): 12:16pm On Sep 27, 2007 |
D divorced babie will come wit a lot of extras after screwing her husband at d divorce court. |
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