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Stubborn Children by kemisuga(f): 4:25pm On Mar 11, 2011
Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous.

They are always getting into trouble and their parents know if any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are
probably involved.

The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he
would speak with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually.

The mother sent the 8 year old in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon. The preacher, a huge man with a deep booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Do you know where God is, son?"

The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open. So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?! Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE is GOD?!"

The boy screamed & bolted from the room, ran directly home & dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time!" "GOD is missing, and they think WE did
it!"
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Re: Stubborn Children by Arcani: 5:32pm On Mar 11, 2011
kemisuga d reposter!!
Re: Stubborn Children by khattab008: 6:09pm On Mar 11, 2011
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Re: Stubborn Children by khattab008: 6:11pm On Mar 11, 2011
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Re: Stubborn Children by khattab008: 6:15pm On Mar 11, 2011
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Re: Stubborn Children by ikbnice(m): 6:17pm On Mar 11, 2011
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Re: Stubborn Children by Arcani: 6:18pm On Mar 11, 2011
@khattab008, you wan sell comments?
Re: Stubborn Children by Arcani: 6:33pm On Mar 11, 2011
@POSTER, Nice though
Re: Stubborn Children by kemisuga(f): 11:39am On Mar 14, 2011
Thanks all. And wat is about my post. Any probs tongue
Re: Stubborn Children by Natasha2(f): 1:27pm On Mar 14, 2011
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Re: Stubborn Children by vincent10(m): 2:24pm On Mar 14, 2011
I de laugh ooo!
Re: Stubborn Children by vincent10(m): 2:25pm On Mar 14, 2011
I de laugh ooo!
Re: Stubborn Children by oderemo(m): 6:35pm On Mar 14, 2011
will always give credit when its due.
i troway salute to the joke.
Re: Stubborn Children by clemcykul(f): 10:48am On Mar 15, 2011
lol, the kids are very mischievous
Re: Stubborn Children by dani1luv: 11:05am On Mar 15, 2011
Seen this Before Jor
Re: Stubborn Children by clemcykul(f): 12:11pm On Mar 15, 2011
uve seen it so? abeg carry ur dry things comot hia angry
Re: Stubborn Children by Nobody: 2:53pm On Mar 15, 2011
clemcykul:

uve seen it so? abeg carry your dry things comot hia angry
i tire ooooo, the joke still funny die grin grin grin grin grin

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