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Re: Gej Distributes Goodluck Biscuits by vanitty: 3:50pm On Mar 14, 2011
Lmao.
I doubt  he was actually involved in the biscuit thingy. Might be a overzealous supporter
Re: Gej Distributes Goodluck Biscuits by sammirano: 3:52pm On Mar 14, 2011
really, watch out for those biscuits, they are be very dangerous.
Re: Gej Distributes Goodluck Biscuits by Ibime(m): 3:54pm On Mar 14, 2011
Lord sharing biscuits to the serfs.
Re: Gej Distributes Goodluck Biscuits by Johnpaul2k2(m): 3:55pm On Mar 14, 2011
jealousy dey kill all of una
everything goodluck does is always a problem to you people
i prefer biscuits given president than a "core Muslim" embracing candidate
Re: Gej Distributes Goodluck Biscuits by Dungren1(m): 3:56pm On Mar 14, 2011
This is an insult. Even if the biscuits were made without GEJ's knowledge, it still does not make it right to think you can buy people's votes with N5 biscuits. Nigeria has gone beyond this level.

They spend ridiculous amounts of money on unthinkable things but:

1. Left Benin-Ore and many other roads in a deplorable state
2. Leaving Niger-Delta in crisis for their own benefits
3. No improvement in power supply for 12yrs despite spending trillions
4. Giving out huge sums of money indiscriminately like it belongs to them.

Enough is enough. Let them go and eat their biscuits.
Re: Gej Distributes Goodluck Biscuits by sammirano: 3:59pm On Mar 14, 2011
Johnpaul2k2:

jealousy dey kill all of una
everything goodluck does is always a problem to you people
i prefer biscuits given president than a "core Muslim" embracing candidate


you are one of the people we should watch out for this year.
Re: Gej Distributes Goodluck Biscuits by Arcani: 4:08pm On Mar 14, 2011
Kilode?!:

Na wafer abi na cracker biscuit ?


Does the biscuit come with Political freedom? Freedom of Information dey inside? Jobs for graduates? Unbiased and efficient Police and security services?

Good roads and electricity nko, Zero tolerance for looters and no immunity for elected officials dey dia?

What about true federalism and state Police, Repeal of Land Use Act dey inside am?

This one go build refineries for Naija? abie go fund efficient Universities and provide world class faculties?

Abi na goodluck juju to just dey make us smile like mugus?

BTW, shey dem no go share pure water join am ni? I dey thirsty.

undecided


Hehehe, lol, Wtb GOODLUCK BBs, I shud vote if I get one!
Re: Gej Distributes Goodluck Biscuits by omo9ja1(m): 4:08pm On Mar 14, 2011
if this was true abeg make we do Buhari biscut and see the one that will sell most - Obama tea and Mccain tea we all know the outcome lol smiley
Re: Gej Distributes Goodluck Biscuits by recoome(m): 4:10pm On Mar 14, 2011
The PDP knows exactly what they are doing, the idea may come 2 u as silly bt 2 the average mechanic or pepper seller will welcome it mouth wide open and unfortunately they constitute the major-majority of the population, at least a child in zamfara dat only knows abt tuwo will av the chance to taste the biscuit, so ur opinion really dosent matter, politics is played with population in our kind of society and not really ideas.
Re: Gej Distributes Goodluck Biscuits by Pataki: 4:11pm On Mar 14, 2011
I hope they have packed these biscuits en-masse because these thieves are going to need it when they start spending their long term jail sentences upon BB 2011.

This is the most foolish president Nigeria has ever had till date.
Re: Gej Distributes Goodluck Biscuits by AljUche: 4:12pm On Mar 14, 2011
ridiculous
Re: Gej Distributes Goodluck Biscuits by delegiwa(m): 4:18pm On Mar 14, 2011
If I support Jonathan because I feel I trust him more, they will call it blind support.  If people die in a stampede - Jonathan! Any evil thing - Jonathan. However, I am yet to hear of one very articulated argument in favour of Buhari and Ribadu.  An aspirant makes a sourvenir, he is branded "clueless" the trending word on NL at the moment.  I'm not a fan of PDP but I'll vote GEJ come April until all you noise makers man up to tell me the reason why I shouldn't.
Re: Gej Distributes Goodluck Biscuits by buzugee(m): 4:18pm On Mar 14, 2011
biscotti  cheesy GEJ doing big thangssss



NOT
Re: Gej Distributes Goodluck Biscuits by naijaking1: 4:19pm On Mar 14, 2011
Dungren*:

This is an insult. Even if the biscuits were made without GEJ's knowledge, it still does not make it right to think you can buy people's votes with N5 biscuits. Nigeria has gone beyond this level.

They spend ridiculous amounts of money on unthinkable things but:

1. Left Benin-Ore and many other roads in a deplorable state
2. Leaving Niger-Delta in crisis for their own benefits
3. No improvement in power supply for 12yrs despite spending trillions
4. Giving out huge sums of money indiscriminately like it belongs to them.

Enough is enough. Let them go and eat their biscuits.

Have you had a good piece of biscuit lately By your level of anger, I would guess you have not lipsrsealed
May I recommend the GEJ biscuit, with one piece in your mouth:

Benin-Ore road----tarred.
Niger-Delta crisis---solved, peaceful and calm catholic monasteries replace gun-touting MEND camps all over the SS.
Power supply---no problems, you wouldn't even notice powerfailure with one piece of GEJ biscuit in your mouth.
Money doesn't belong to them---no problem, what's yours is mine.

Yeap, go eat eat as much biscuit as you can wink
Re: Gej Distributes Goodluck Biscuits by Areosapien(m): 4:20pm On Mar 14, 2011
PeeDaVinci:

million thanks to goodluck for bring biscuits to nigeria

ROTFLMAO! Na your evil plan to wound me with laugh this afternoon, abi? grin grin grin
Chai! NL grin
Re: Gej Distributes Goodluck Biscuits by ideylaff: 4:20pm On Mar 14, 2011
Lets have GEJ Rifles, so we go fit take shoot dem for Rally. IDIOTAS ALL BASTARDOES ET AL

also lets have GEJ G -Strings, so he gets the Asewo votes
Re: Gej Distributes Goodluck Biscuits by SSaemoenl(m): 4:27pm On Mar 14, 2011
Infact he should distribute as well money, I've made up my mind to remove sentiment in this coming election by voting who is capable of removing 'CORRUPTION' in this nation by considering CPC with BB2011. You, reason with me for better Nigeria. God bless.
Re: Gej Distributes Goodluck Biscuits by Depointer1: 4:33pm On Mar 14, 2011
hey, I av seen it it looks like the PAMBOLA- NBOLA. Not sure whether it registered under NAFDAC, u know its for the UMBLLEERA!!!
Re: Gej Distributes Goodluck Biscuits by blacksta(m): 4:34pm On Mar 14, 2011
This Okin biscuit ( I hope it is not imported) is laced with poison to take out voters in the North and SW -
Re: Gej Distributes Goodluck Biscuits by Nobody: 4:38pm On Mar 14, 2011
undecided
Re: Gej Distributes Goodluck Biscuits by Nobody: 4:40pm On Mar 14, 2011
Stupid haters of GEJ!!! you guys are so blind that anything Jonathan,u start to make comment without a second thoughts!!! Cant I use photoshop to do anything about Buhari the Dictator?Blind bats!!!
Re: Gej Distributes Goodluck Biscuits by Cuteobi(f): 4:43pm On Mar 14, 2011
Are u kidding me.
Re: Gej Distributes Goodluck Biscuits by homerac7: 4:44pm On Mar 14, 2011
R O T F L M A O!    grin grin grin

Somebody tell me ds is a joke!  Whaaaaaaaaaaat, !

Next thing na Goodluck pure water, abi? Kai, shege dan banza!  angry
Re: Gej Distributes Goodluck Biscuits by mrman3(m): 4:45pm On Mar 14, 2011
this biscuit tastes good,abeg,wey Goodluck Pure Water mk i tk desolve am inside my belle
Re: Gej Distributes Goodluck Biscuits by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 4:50pm On Mar 14, 2011
This story is not true, where is @Beaf, @Nsiman, @Ma_J_Blige I need to confirm that this is real. grin
Re: Gej Distributes Goodluck Biscuits by Parisgoodman(m): 4:56pm On Mar 14, 2011
hope say d biscuit no com 4rm iyabasira, & mak dem no wash put
Re: Gej Distributes Goodluck Biscuits by naijaking1: 4:59pm On Mar 14, 2011
homerac7:

R O T F L M A O! grin grin grin

Somebody tell me ds is a joke! Whaaaaaaaaaaat, !

Next thing na Goodluck pure water, abi? Kai, shege dan banza! angry

Don't forget the Goodluck jallof rice cheesy
Re: Gej Distributes Goodluck Biscuits by johnjoel(m): 5:02pm On Mar 14, 2011
silly act by presido who go buy that biscuit
Re: Gej Distributes Goodluck Biscuits by ekubear1: 5:02pm On Mar 14, 2011
naijaking1:

You just don't understand cool
This is the best biscuit ever!.
Would you not rather eat one of these than waste your precious time walking around and trying to catch a glimpse of former dictator Buhari?

This biscuit was formulated not only to show you how to vote on the d-day, but it will cure your high blood pressure, diabetes, male impotency, and ulcer. Take one of these and you 'll have no need for viagra again!

Don't you want to use this opportunity to give your female partner a night to remember? You and your female friend(s) will be in such a good mood after eating just one piece of GEJ biscuit that you'll forget all your daily worries such as lack of electricity, water, or security.

Most of all it will help you forget other presidential candidates on the political terraine.

Eat one, and eat more, you'll be happy, very happy grin
grin grin grin grin

What do these biscuits have in them? Sounds like magic! Or juju  lipsrsealed
Re: Gej Distributes Goodluck Biscuits by johnjoel(m): 5:06pm On Mar 14, 2011
silly act by presido who go buy that biscuit
Re: Gej Distributes Goodluck Biscuits by naijaking1: 5:06pm On Mar 14, 2011
eku_bear:

grin grin grin grin

What do these biscuits have in them? Sounds like magic! Or juju  lipsrsealed


Who cares?
Make you no read wetin they write for lorry, just climb lorry, sit down jare shocked
Re: Gej Distributes Goodluck Biscuits by Tokotaya: 5:09pm On Mar 14, 2011
All of u with umblerra condition, take a bite of this GEJ biscuit alata 3ce daily for 7 days, preferably with ogogoro or 7up. You will be transmogrified and will be speaking like Chris Okotie and Patrick Obaiyagbon, abi wetin dem dey call am. grin grin grin

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