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Under The Street Light by UZORY007: 4:03pm On Apr 01, 2011 |
Late at night, a drunk was on his knees beneath a street-light, evidently looking for something. A passer-by, being a good Samaritan, offered to help. "What is it you have lost?" he asked. "My watch," replied the drunk. "It fell off when I tripped over the pavement." The passer-by joined in the search but after a quarter of an hour, there was still no sign of the watch. "Where exactly did you trip?" asked the passer-by. "About half a block up the street," replied the drunk. "Then why are you looking for your watch here if you lost it half a block up the street?" The drunk said: "Because the light's a lot better here." |
Re: Under The Street Light by bright007(f): 4:26pm On Apr 01, 2011 |
Lol, good one |
Re: Under The Street Light by shakara4u(m): 6:16pm On Apr 01, 2011 |
hehehehehehe alcohol, lol |
Re: Under The Street Light by lysaa(f): 7:25am On Apr 02, 2011 |
Chai! |
Re: Under The Street Light by UZORY007: 3:19pm On Apr 12, 2011 |
thanks |
Re: Under The Street Light by cescky(m): 3:45pm On Apr 12, 2011 |
ill think abou rit! |
Re: Under The Street Light by yinkalink(f): 12:36am On Apr 13, 2011 |
Gud 'un |
Re: Under The Street Light by UZORY007: 2:35pm On Apr 14, 2011 |
yeah |
Re: Under The Street Light by babyme1(f): 3:01pm On Apr 14, 2011 |
hehehehe |
Re: Under The Street Light by vincent10(m): 5:12pm On Apr 14, 2011 |
I swear i wil nt drunk again |
Re: Under The Street Light by vincent10(m): 5:13pm On Apr 14, 2011 |
I swear i wil nt drunk again |
Re: Under The Street Light by UZORY007: 4:45pm On May 31, 2011 |
me too i no drink again |
Re: Under The Street Light by lysaa(f): 5:30pm On May 31, 2011 |
Meanwhile na drink dey give u inspiration. |
Re: Under The Street Light by oderemo(m): 6:17pm On May 31, 2011 |
any drunk joke is bound to be funny. ask KLINT THE DRUNK, his made moni out of it. |
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