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D Hypnotist's Incident by yinkalink(f): 6:34pm On Apr 24, 2011
D town fathers were lukin 4 a wae 2 increase in attendance @ deir regular meetings. One member suggested bringin in a hypnotist. D officials agreed,a famous hypnotist was hired,publicity distributed, n every1 was pleased. Few wks l8ta d town hall was packed, n d town's people sat fascinated as d hypnotist witdrew a pocket watch. D hypnotist began chantin: watch d watch, watch d watch,watch d watch, D crowd became mesmerized as d watch swayed back n forth, light gleaming off its polished surface.
Re: D Hypnotist's Incident by yinkalink(f): 6:40pm On Apr 24, 2011
Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed d swaying watch, until suddenly d hypnotist's fingers slipped and d watch fell 2 d floor. shit!!! said d hypnotist it took 3wks to clean up d town hall
Re: D Hypnotist's Incident by Sophizzy(f): 6:49pm On Apr 24, 2011
Whoa!!! shocked

Cool joke. Wonder who got to clean all that poo up. And that hypnotist needs serious flogging so next time he'll watch what he says after hypnotising people.
Re: D Hypnotist's Incident by yinkalink(f): 6:50pm On Apr 24, 2011
wats a guy to do? make him no xclaim again? lol
Re: D Hypnotist's Incident by Sophizzy(f): 7:21pm On Apr 24, 2011
Should've used the opposite of what he said Oops.

Bt wait Oh, so na so those people just disgrace themselves.
Re: D Hypnotist's Incident by k10: 7:53pm On Apr 24, 2011
the guy should have said the F word instead LOL
Re: D Hypnotist's Incident by Sophizzy(f): 8:01pm On Apr 24, 2011
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Haba na.
Re: D Hypnotist's Incident by ARareGem(f): 10:12pm On Apr 24, 2011
lol grin
Re: D Hypnotist's Incident by yinkalink(f): 11:20pm On Apr 24, 2011
yeepa!! tins go happen dat dae
Re: D Hypnotist's Incident by Nobody: 1:33pm On Apr 25, 2011
Cool joke love wink wink wink
Re: D Hypnotist's Incident by neyshed: 2:48pm On Apr 25, 2011
Enter and left' nice one der
Re: D Hypnotist's Incident by yinkalink(f): 4:34pm On Apr 25, 2011
Thanks, just tryin 2 4lo ur example. Thanks neyman.
Re: D Hypnotist's Incident by neyshed: 4:48pm On Apr 25, 2011
k10:

the guy should have said the F word instead LOL
wy not help d guy man
Re: D Hypnotist's Incident by yinkalink(f): 5:19pm On Apr 25, 2011
Help him do wat? Sae Zap?

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