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>WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:
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>Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple
>creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans
>take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be
>President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a
>water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you
>the truth, The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another
>gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to
>stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay.
>Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never
>stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional
>well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister,
>or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.
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>Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about
>tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all
>your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of
>thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be
>your friend.
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>Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more
>than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable
>to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original
>color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to
>shave your face and neck.
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>You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big
>hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You
>can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with
>a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
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>You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25
>minutes.
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>No wonder men are happier.
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