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Re: My Girlfriend Is Choking Me by hardon1(m): 5:57pm On Jul 06, 2021
Prechgold1180:
Hello everyone please sorry to disturb you with my personal problem I just feel it best I table the matter here.

Let me try to be short.

Please how do I tell my girlfriend to go back to her house without offending or sounding rude?
I am a young guy and she is also young too currently in my final year she is a graduate on her own side she graduated last year.

She travelled outta Nigeria after graduation came back after 1 month.
Ever since she got back she has been in my house close to two months now and she is not even talking about leaving.

I don’t even have my space again
I can’t even go out with my friends she always calling for my attention.
It is choking me seriously I can’t even keep female friends because she is always complaining.
All my friends are now referring to me as a married man.

Pls how do I tell her to go back without hurting her.

Me don tire i swear
Just leave the house for her then, simple!
Re: My Girlfriend Is Choking Me by Clintonchiedzie(m): 5:58pm On Jul 06, 2021
Invite your sister to stay

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Re: My Girlfriend Is Choking Me by mastermaestro(m): 6:23pm On Jul 06, 2021
MadeMan01:



How parents will raise daughters ( even sons) and know they aren't sleeping in the family house and not ask questions is shocking to me. Especially when the child isn't known to have rented a house

Quite sad, man. The world has truly gone crazy! Things are happening now, very weird things.
Re: My Girlfriend Is Choking Me by Queenserah26(f): 6:29pm On Jul 06, 2021
grin grin grin This one weak me o

lilvicky68:
Just be straight forward.. tell her to go so that you can fornicate with other girls without disturbance..
Re: My Girlfriend Is Choking Me by dingbang(m): 6:30pm On Jul 06, 2021
You are broke.. She is not the problem.

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Re: My Girlfriend Is Choking Me by Queenserah26(f): 6:31pm On Jul 06, 2021
cheesy Chai, wetin I no go hear

pyyxxaro:
Start coughing every 5mins , strong cough oh

Make sure your eyes are red

Go and get fake doctor report


Tell her you have acute tuberculosis

Just de cough , de sneeze , de messs continuously at the same time


Before day go break she go don reach GOD IS GOOD MOTORS
Re: My Girlfriend Is Choking Me by jericco1(m): 6:36pm On Jul 06, 2021
I feel for you
Re: My Girlfriend Is Choking Me by Blacksavage: 6:40pm On Jul 06, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
This niggar is tired of banging.....

You don't know what you have put your hand into
Don't mind the asshole....
He is tired of banging pussy...

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Re: My Girlfriend Is Choking Me by lilvicky68(m): 6:45pm On Jul 06, 2021
Queenserah26:
grin grin grin This one weak me o

Seriously na..no need to pretend

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Re: My Girlfriend Is Choking Me by darediamond(m): 7:48pm On Jul 06, 2021
pyyxxaro:
Start coughing every 5mins , strong cough oh

Make sure your eyes are red

Go and get fake doctor report


Tell her you have acute tuberculosis

Just de cough , de sneeze , de messs continuously at the same time


Before day go break she go don reach GOD IS GOOD MOTORS
grin grin Enh eeenh..., won DE!!!
Re: My Girlfriend Is Choking Me by darediamond(m): 8:06pm On Jul 06, 2021
Prechgold1180:
Hello everyone please sorry to disturb you with my personal problem I just feel it best I table the matter here.

Let me try to be short.

Please how do I tell my girlfriend to go back to her house without offending or sounding rude?
I am a young guy and she is also young too currently in my final year she is a graduate on her own side she graduated last year.

She travelled outta Nigeria after graduation came back after 1 month.
Ever since she got back she has been in my house close to two months now and she is not even talking about leaving.

I don’t even have my space again
I can’t even go out with my friends she always calling for my attention.
It is choking me seriously I can’t even keep female friends because she is always complaining.
All my friends are now referring to me as a married man.

Pls how do I tell her to go back without hurting her.

Me don tire i swear

This is just plain IMMATURITY!!
The hormone that flows in women differs strongly to we men.
Guy you can choose to make this scenario better and enjoyable one without bad practices some people have been suspecting you of (optional though)

See, unless her stay with you is unnecessarily financially draining you, I see no reason why you should send her away!!!!

Just as it is with most Ladies at early twenties that when they cheaply meet a non-rich, responsibly loving and reasonably caring Guy, they took them for granted So it is with some Guys and which they would later in life regret bitterly.

That Girls is not Cheap.
Be a Man around her and MAKE HER BE A REAL WOMAN AROUND YOU.

You may not fully understand me now.

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Re: My Girlfriend Is Choking Me by frozen70(f): 8:27pm On Jul 06, 2021
Prechgold1180:
Hello everyone please sorry to disturb you with my personal problem I just feel it best I table the matter here.

Let me try to be short.

Please how do I tell my girlfriend to go back to her house without offending or sounding rude?
I am a young guy and she is also young too currently in my final year she is a graduate on her own side she graduated last year.

She travelled outta Nigeria after graduation came back after 1 month.
Ever since she got back she has been in my house close to two months now and she is not even talking about leaving.

I don’t even have my space again
I can’t even go out with my friends she always calling for my attention.
It is choking me seriously I can’t even keep female friends because she is always complaining.
All my friends are now referring to me as a married man.

Pls how do I tell her to go back without hurting her.

Me don tire i swear

Invite your mum, she will leave immediately

Seat her down and tell her to her face that you will appreciate she gives you a break

Lastly, tell her that your siblings are coming over and there are no space that you will appreciate if she gives you space to host them

If you are scared of telling her any of these three, then you can't get your freedom
Re: My Girlfriend Is Choking Me by Ishilove: 8:39pm On Jul 06, 2021
Prechgold1180:

You having a prostitute as a gf does not mean others got a prostitute
Grow up
Fantastic response to an idiot. Kudos
Re: My Girlfriend Is Choking Me by Munzy14(m): 8:55pm On Jul 06, 2021
Prechgold1180:
Hello everyone please sorry to disturb you with my personal problem I just feel it best I table the matter here.

Let me try to be short.

Please how do I tell my girlfriend to go back to her house without offending or sounding rude?
I am a young guy and she is also young too currently in my final year she is a graduate on her own side she graduated last year.

She travelled outta Nigeria after graduation came back after 1 month.
Ever since she got back she has been in my house close to two months now and she is not even talking about leaving.

I don’t even have my space again
I can’t even go out with my friends she always calling for my attention.
It is choking me seriously I can’t even keep female friends because she is always complaining.
All my friends are now referring to me as a married man.

Pls how do I tell her to go back without hurting her.

Me don tire i swear
When you were begging her to come, I guess you never knew a day like this will come...cheesy

Enjoy your weather for two in peace...

If you like give am belle you hear.

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Re: My Girlfriend Is Choking Me by ChiefSosa(m): 8:55pm On Jul 06, 2021
Prechgold1180:

You having a prostitute as a gf does not mean others got a prostitute
Grow up
Preach!!!!!
Re: My Girlfriend Is Choking Me by Tjjones: 8:56pm On Jul 06, 2021
This is bad,u being enjoying her company,sex and attention. From ur write up,it shows that u dn't love her; u are jst using her to fill d gap. I think u should tell her straight up,and becareful when doing that,becuz she might felt used and dumped. She will curse u or swear on u. And coming to choking u,guy plz u hav 2 control ur emotions and anger,becux i think that any little arguememt wil trigger the devil in to cuz havoc that both of u wil regret,am sure u hav heard of boys & girls stayin 2geda,killing themselves . To avoid stories dat toches talk it out amicably wit her.

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Re: My Girlfriend Is Choking Me by RPG2020(m): 9:19pm On Jul 06, 2021
Tell her you got HIV that's the end of the relationship between you two
Re: My Girlfriend Is Choking Me by krownie: 9:37pm On Jul 06, 2021
Naijaguy12345:
Invite your dad to come and visit you or stay for few weeks. While your dad is around, ask her if she want to stay away for few weeks for privacy. Father in-laws sometimes intimidate women especially the young ones . Make sure your dad is always in the house , encourage him to wear boxers shorts with balls nearly visible grin grin and maybe those nets singlets with hairy chest also visible . Just about anything to put her off staying at your house and always discuss family matter while she’s around.
na so one girl take doke her father in-law, can ur dad do this for you?
Re: My Girlfriend Is Choking Me by Happy2020: 10:16pm On Jul 06, 2021
She knows what she’s doing & btw, pregnancy is loading in 3….2…..1…….
Re: My Girlfriend Is Choking Me by John4B: 10:32pm On Jul 06, 2021
Don't worry u will soon see her with another guy but don't come here to disturb us oh

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Re: My Girlfriend Is Choking Me by SweetDipBenny(m): 10:44pm On Jul 06, 2021
Fvck her some more
E choke grin

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Re: My Girlfriend Is Choking Me by masseratti: 11:01pm On Jul 06, 2021
Prechgold1180:


Hello man
Nobody forced you to comment
And talking about English I can bet you ain’t better than me
Just chill
Make I nur tell u word
oga am not better than you, no contest, but if you want to communicate with people on a public fora.. Construct your grammar properly, plus your girlfriend is not choking you.. You choking yourself.
Re: My Girlfriend Is Choking Me by karmaleon: 11:37pm On Jul 06, 2021
Send her to my place. I have a full furnished luxurious guest room. She can stay for as long as she wants.

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Re: My Girlfriend Is Choking Me by Mypeople2(m): 3:18am On Jul 07, 2021
pyyxxaro:
Start coughing every 5mins , strong cough oh

Make sure your eyes are red

Go and get fake doctor report


Tell her you have acute tuberculosis

Just de cough , de sneeze , de messs continuously at the same time


Before day go break she go don reach GOD IS GOOD MOTORS
My guy it will not work.She will be so caring to you .You are even giving her more reasons to bring her clothes to the house so that she can take care of you
Re: My Girlfriend Is Choking Me by Shabaleo19: 4:33am On Jul 07, 2021
So we must know the part that she travelled out and came back after one month grin grin cheesy?
Prechgold1180:
Hello everyone please sorry to disturb you with my personal problem I just feel it best I table the matter here.

Let me try to be short.

Please how do I tell my girlfriend to go back to her house without offending or sounding rude?
I am a young guy and she is also young too currently in my final year she is a graduate on her own side she graduated last year.

She travelled outta Nigeria after graduation came back after 1 month.
Ever since she got back she has been in my house close to two months now and she is not even talking about leaving.

I don’t even have my space again
I can’t even go out with my friends she always calling for my attention.
It is choking me seriously I can’t even keep female friends because she is always complaining.
All my friends are now referring to me as a married man.

Pls how do I tell her to go back without hurting her.

Me don tire i swear
Re: My Girlfriend Is Choking Me by Kingston1000(m): 4:46am On Jul 07, 2021
Where una dey see this kind love abeg


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Re: My Girlfriend Is Choking Me by Elxandre(m): 8:04am On Jul 07, 2021
murphyibiam15:

I get you, the best is even not to engage in sex with her, so far you want to marry her. You will miss nothing
If that's the case, he's going to get tired of her also after marriage.
Re: My Girlfriend Is Choking Me by Elxandre(m): 8:08am On Jul 07, 2021
Interestingly no one is talking about the likelihood of getting her pregnant with their more than usual activity.
Sha be careful.

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Re: My Girlfriend Is Choking Me by mkpurumma090(f): 8:53am On Jul 07, 2021
Choke her back nah
Re: My Girlfriend Is Choking Me by Mrscarter(f): 9:08am On Jul 07, 2021
lilvicky68:
Just be straight forward.. tell her to go so that you can fornicate with other girls without disturbance..

Chai grin
Re: My Girlfriend Is Choking Me by dettolgel: 10:44am On Jul 07, 2021
McOluOmo:
those she have a girlfriend? I'm interested oo'

Oyibo sweet ooh but them get their own craze for head. grin grin
Re: My Girlfriend Is Choking Me by OdenKelechi(m): 10:46am On Jul 07, 2021
lilvicky68:
Just be straight forward.. tell her to go so that you can fornicate with other girls without disturbance..

grin grin grin
You na weyrey.

But on a more serious note, this situation can be very choking.

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