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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by Kingkhunmi(m): 11:38am On Dec 13, 2021
She said she has been told not to marry her current boyfriend when i met her,she don marry the guy last month.....werey somebody

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by pazzini: 12:01pm On Dec 13, 2021
icebird25:
That if I leave her that she would die ..
So I decided to leave her to see whether she's going to die... Cynthia is getting married next year January...women are scum
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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by Adsexpert: 12:10pm On Dec 13, 2021
I called several times , she picked lass lass . Na so I deh hear "Auch huh , " Hugh " and followed by baby pick up your jean in very silent voice.. ah I quickly said what are you doing hellooooo as I shock seriously.

She said she's on the road on her way to the bank.. ahn omo echoke me that day..

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by Tboymessiah(m): 12:11pm On Dec 13, 2021
Epeegee:
Firstly shina cris of Achiever football club of ibadan,if you reading this E no go better for you


I and my babe lives in Lagos,nah so she she told me she want attend family meeting at ogun state,I still give her T.fare,and I also have a football match far away at ibadan,To God be the Glory naso my opponent bring babe enter dressing room,lo and behold it was my girlfriend I saw,that was the day I knew nothing is impossible in this life


After God i fear daughters of eve

This one pass my own o
Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by Tboymessiah(m): 12:16pm On Dec 13, 2021
Epeegee:



Bro the guy football kit fell from her hand,she was just there looking at me but me just do like nothing happened so I won't let people know what's up or kill my fellow footballers moral,But The guy no fit forget that day,I dey play am like gattuso nhi

Hahahahahah,

Footballers eye dey see if he never blow

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by Epeegee(m): 12:26pm On Dec 13, 2021
Tboymessiah:


Hahahahahah,

Footballers eye dey see if he never blow


E be things,playing a final match with this in my head


It would had been so painful if my team had lost that match

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by emmaodet: 12:52pm On Dec 13, 2021
ugodson:


The girl doesn't want to reply me oo, well but we are separated for 4years now. But God is still on the throne. Thanks bro for caring

It is well bro
Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by emmaodet: 12:52pm On Dec 13, 2021
Tboymessiah:


I don't even know she use to sleep the guy house after closing from work that time, the guy was an escape route for her, but that time OWU dey blow me, I kon summon courage Huzzle hard with God favour way kon open, so na de girl give me that courage she push to huzzle for better living,

I kon thank God sey I no marry her dat time, cus how my life be me wey never dey alright kon dey marry wife for house at the end the girl go still dey run tins outside.

And for the guy, the business wey dem open no still function well at the end dey gat to close down, so the guy kon face en barbing huzzling, sha de girl no dey Alright cus all her no work as we plan then,

Na tailor but she no open shop, na normal iyawo Ile (House wife) wey no get work.
NasoLifeBe

Na wa oooooo
This life na wa oooooo
Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by gabazin080(m): 12:54pm On Dec 13, 2021
ugodson:


The girl doesn't want to reply me oo, well but we are separated for 4years now. But God is still on the throne. Thanks bro for caring
what about your kids?
Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by Nobody: 12:57pm On Dec 13, 2021
icebird25:



Ehen naw




You go die before her�
Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by ugodson(m): 1:21pm On Dec 13, 2021
gabazin080:
what about your kids?

She's with the kids
Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by FahBuLous: 1:32pm On Dec 13, 2021
moorevic:


Ehhh no vex nwanne you get money?
I no get o...
She wan come suck the small one were I get...

Temple run o.

I de find money abeg...

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by MsCassano(f): 1:33pm On Dec 13, 2021
tollyboy5:

The reason guys lie about smoking is because people will read different meaning to a smoker lol

Oshey!!! Defender
Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by Ingocof(m): 1:57pm On Dec 13, 2021
Epeegee:



Bro the guy football kit fell from her hand,she was just there looking at me but me just do like nothing happened so I won't let people know what's up or kill my fellow footballers moral,But The guy no fit forget that day,I dey play am like gattuso nhi



Wow, I love this

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by moorevic(m): 2:01pm On Dec 13, 2021
FahBuLous:
I no get o...
She wan come suck the small one were I get...

Temple run o.

I de find money abeg...

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by lilyheaven: 2:26pm On Dec 13, 2021
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Okay ooo

ORLAHOLUWA:

Yes it's only when u are travelling to akwa ibom and imo state
Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by illmatic101(m): 2:30pm On Dec 13, 2021
Tarzan360:
Imsu student always shuttling Lagos to Owerri

Why is it that girls that bears Sandra are sometimes promiscuous?

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by tollyboy5(m): 2:32pm On Dec 13, 2021
Hideki:
Yes in terms of numbers there might be more men than women but because of the rapid development of women, it turns the table around. For instance, a lady of 19-20 is already sexually active and ready for marriage. While a man of 30 is still trying to figure things out. At the end of the day, the man will have a large sample size to choose from. Furthermore, if we narrow down, you may also see that in some countries/ region, women are more in terms of numbers.
The fact is, ladies has more choices to choose from men at the earlier stage.

More men are prone to die young compare to ladies.
So many rod shares same hole at different time also.
Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by tollyboy5(m): 2:45pm On Dec 13, 2021
JovialJune:



The truth according to nairaland boys? I blame the man that gave birth to the biggest mumu alive which is you.
Lol even Nigeria stat say more male, people just don't want to believe lol

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by tollyboy5(m): 2:52pm On Dec 13, 2021
ugodson:


She's with the kids
Do your best to get your kids bro.

Use any manipulative means, holiday or anything.

Stop sending her money for children upkeep. Train your children they'll love their father
Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by JovialJune(f): 3:00pm On Dec 13, 2021
tollyboy5:

Lol even Nigeria stat say more male, people just don't want to believe lol


The people that don't believe are only limited to this forum, they are small boys bereft of common sense who dishes out whatever their brain capacity can accommodate just to make them feel good with themselves, I usually don't take them serious.

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by Palazee(m): 3:04pm On Dec 13, 2021
DimIsaac10:
Saved my name with next victim and claimed it was a sexy name.
I can't believe it

Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by ugodson(m): 3:28pm On Dec 13, 2021
tollyboy5:

Do your best to get your kids bro.

Use any manipulative means, holiday or anything.

Stop sending her money for children upkeep. Train your children they'll love their father

Much love bro. Thanks
Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by seanjy4konji: 4:10pm On Dec 13, 2021
Guys....

Just never trust a Nigeria Girl...

I take God beg you...

Man to man....

Never...

E get why and my men here know say na true...

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by emmaodet: 4:19pm On Dec 13, 2021
JovialJune:



Make Google your friend, men are more than women in the world.

Yes but how many are in jails? Do you know guys die faster than women before they all reach marriageable age? due to crime related issues - bokoharam/soldiers, police/thieves, cultist etc are all male related issues reducing men drastically.

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by emmaodet: 4:25pm On Dec 13, 2021
kaywhy09:
I used different identity chatting with her.

After few weeks, with several attempts to meet the new lover, I made her realise there's no such guy anywhere.

She said; "I was only playing along to see if I can preach to him"

Haaaaaaaaaaaa
Akpoooooooooo
Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by JovialJune(f): 4:56pm On Dec 13, 2021
emmaodet:


Yes but how many are in jails? Do you know guys die faster than women before they all reach marriageable age? due to crime related issues - bokoharam/soldiers, police/thieves, cultist etc are all male related issues reducing men drastically.


This cheat sef dey quote me, wonders

So na only males dey reduce? Even at that, does it oppose or change the fact that MEN ARE MORE THAN WOMEN IN THE WORLD? Or what is your point exactly

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by emmaodet: 5:03pm On Dec 13, 2021
emkz:
Whenever he came at 8 pm, we stayed until 3 am watching television, I couldn't take your calls because I wasn't with my phone while watching television. At 3am, he leaves to see his wife.

It was then I realized I had dated beneath my level. I was not disappointed in her, I was disappointed in me for thinking I could rehabilitate a veteran ashawo.

Chaiiii
Nairaland won’t kill me eeeehhhhh!!!!!
Veteran ashawo - Na waaaaaaaa
Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by emmaodet: 5:04pm On Dec 13, 2021
JovialJune:



This cheat sef dey quote me, wonders

So na only males dey reduce? Even at that, does it oppose or change the fact that MEN ARE MORE THAN WOMEN IN THE WORLD? Or what is your point exactly

Lol

Okay
Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by Ramirezkhay(m): 5:12pm On Dec 13, 2021
cheesy cheesy cheesy

Their tricks worth nothing less than 20 naira


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vikgreen01:



Hahaha bro the newest lie is they got rape either by one uncle or neighbor. The one I heard last was she got raped in the middle of the night and she didn’t see the person naso I shake my head Nd stop all communications.
Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by vikgreen01(m): 5:17pm On Dec 13, 2021
Ramirezkhay:
cheesy cheesy cheesy

Their tricks worth nothing less than 20 naira


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grin grin grin

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by icebird25(m): 6:41pm On Dec 13, 2021
gift0123:





You go die before her�




You are very mad

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