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Initially thought it was a parody account but Ozil though, WTF 😀😀

CrystalTiger:
😀😀😀😀😀

Initially thought it was a parody account but Ozil though, WTF 😀😀

English is like Ozil’s 4th or 5th language. He try say he even dey type for English

BlueRayDick:


English is like Ozil’s 4th or 5th language. He try say he even dey type for English

Lol you didn't get the joke.

DiCaprio only rolls with sweet sixteens. He is not interested in anything over 25yrs of age.

Na black full Doha airport as staff and it seems they mostly East Africans.

afrodoc2:


Lol you didn't get the joke.

DiCaprio only rolls with sweet sixteens. He is not interested in anything over 25yrs of age.

Oh, i didnt know that was what this was about . I thought he refrencing Ozil’s use of English .

Didn't even know DiCaprio is known for that; I no dey follow all these oyinbo entertainers

BlueRayDick:


Oh, i didnt know that was what this was about . I thought he refrencing Ozil’s use of English .

Dismt even jnow DiCaprio is known for that; I ni dey follow all these oyinbo entertainers

You no know the lead actor for titanic

iamoyindamola:

You no know the lead actor for titanic

lol. Funny thing is I've never even watched titanic before up till this moment.

All those lovey lovey genre no be my genre.

BlueRayDick:


Oh, i didnt know that was what this was about . I thought he refrencing Ozil’s use of English .

Dismt even jnow DiCaprio is known for that; I ni dey follow all these oyinbo entertainers

DiCaprio is one of the legendary Hollywood sharpshooters of the 21st century. The cardinal rule though is that you must be an Under-25 female.

obainojazz:
Na black full Doha airport as staff and it seems they mostly East Africans.

So you are on your way back home to carry out your annual Christmas mentorship program for Naija-based babes.

afrodoc2:


DiCaprio is one of the legendary Hollywood sharpshooters of the 21st century. The cardinal rule though is that you must be an Under-25 female.

Oh, na so he dey do him things ? Why dem no come cancel like they are trying to cancel Diddy?

afrodoc2:


So you are on your way back home to carry out your annual Christmas mentorship program for Naija-based babes.

We must give back to the community, hence I am only here to contribute my share of diaspora remittance

DissTroy:


I let all of it simmer for 9 days after I began my barrage against the supposed opinionated seekers of justice (on Twitter particularly).

Almost 2 weeks and there have been a thousand twists and turns, with new and known clownish attention-seekers leveraging on Mohbad's death to boost their profiles.

Everything I have stated, as controversial as they were, almost 9 - 10 days ago have been proven right.

We'd do a total review by October 14, and on December 14. Expect nothing more than clown acts in a circus.

Three months later.
First he did targeted giveaways with media fanfare, then announced an album. DJs, media houses, and others are back to blaring his music.

What was all the faux outrage for in the first place? Because it seemed cool to be outraged publicly then. It was trendy.

https://www.nairaland.com/7944117/naira-marley-announces-new-album

Too easy. Too predictable. Chaotic as we are as a people, we are very predictable.

Every topical issue follows the same trajectory:

Uproar ➡️ Hot takes ➡️ 'Cruise" ➡️ Next trending issue ↩️ Repeat.

We never see anything to the end. We never stay focused. We probably have the shortest attention span ever.

Welcome to the Nigerian internet.

BlueRayDick:


Oh, na so he dey do him things ? Why dem no come cancel like they are trying to cancel Diddy?

Na the funny thing be that. If you toast them and treat them nice and they like you, you stand a chance of not being tackled later. Pushing people to do things under threat of violence or influence of alcohol like Diddy is a quick way to get cancelled.

Top 5 sharpshooters alive Di Caprio fit enter, alongside John Mayer, and legendary samurai like Jack Nicholson and Warren Beatty. Beatty and maybe even Nicholson will make Top 5 Dead or Alive.
It is Nicholson that i am surprised has not been cancelled. That guy tiptoed along the line with so many women, i wouldn't be surprised if he did cross the line a few times.

obainojazz:
We must give back to the community, hence I am only here to contribute my share of diaspora remittance

It is very commendable that you are sowing seeds in them. That is the only way the community can grow.

afrodoc2:


It is very commendable that you are sowing seeds in them. That is the only way the community can grow.

I agree doc

afrodoc2:


It is very commendable that you are sowing seeds in them. That is the only way the community can grow.

Omo obainojazz can't be sowing no seeds in these fatherless scallywags.in the value chain he should be a consumer not a producer. His mission should be to reap where he definitely did not sow. Leave the sowing for the local inspirational speakers.

nihilistjnr:


Omo obainojazz can't be sowing no seeds in these fatherless scallywags.in the value chain he should be a consumer not a producer. His mission should be to reap where he definitely did not sow. Leave the sowing for the local inspirational speakers.

Brah, i was just talking about him giving them words of advice and encouragement, as well as serving as an inspiration for them to japa.

nihilistjnr:


Omo obainojazz can't be sowing no seeds in these fatherless scallywags.in the value chain he should be a consumer not a producer. His mission should be to reap where he definitely did not sow. Leave the sowing for the local inspirational speakers.

Mayday! Mayday!!
Shot fired, i repeat shot fired

Fatherless scallywags.

That's cold.

nihilist why are you this brutal?

iamoyindamola:

Mayday! Mayday!!
Shot fired, i repeat shot fired

na don j get the sub?

iamoyindamola:

Mayday! Mayday!!
Shot fired, i repeat shot fired

I no fire shots na. I say make he leave oyun for oko oloyun.

afrodoc2:
Fatherless scallywags.

That's cold.

nihilist why are you this brutal?

My oga, some of these hoes put the Oh! In Okpo.

They don't need saving.

Realmrsean:
na don j get the sub?

Wahala go soon start on a monday morning

nihilistjnr:


I no fire shots na. I say make he leave oyun for oko oloyun.

nihilistjnr:


My oga, some of these hoes put the Oh! In Okpo.

They don't need saving.

Oga abeg it is too early for this kind of laughter inducing vawulence 🤣🤣🤣

nihilistjnr:


Omo obainojazz can't be sowing no seeds in these fatherless scallywags.in the value chain he should be a consumer not a producer. His mission should be to reap where he definitely did not sow. Leave the sowing for the local inspirational speakers.

This is hilarious

OasisX:
......this is sad. Adulterated Drinks don full everywhere for Naija.

https://twitter.com/DejiAdesogan/status/1736638945855676728?t=JGOlpOXSDo-O--9KmbMNYQ&s=19

This is what we were discussing last week.

GloriousGbola:


This is what we were discussing last week.

.....make una join Itsrm crusade. Theme is; water is life.

Nigeria’s AltSchool Africa to receive support from Rwanda’s $30m tech fund


https://techcabal.com:443/2023/11/14/altschool-africa-rwanda-innovation-fund/

While the Nigerian government is spending billions on frivolities, the Rwandan government is funding even Nigerian tech startups to expand.

Essentially, if and when these startups acquire unicorn status like Facebook did rapidly, the Rwandan government has a stake in all of them.


Erm, cue the "What would Peter Obi do differently?" retorts.

A government which means well needs little or no propaganda - the people-oriented policies are glaring.

OasisX:




.....make una join Itsrm crusade. Theme is; water is life.

One of the best decisions I ever made.

I'm sorry but isn't this an indictment on El Rufai and how he further divided Kaduna state.

Because this is from the current governor.
Especially that 4th image