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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by raumdeuter: 3:25pm On Jul 08
GrammarNazi1:

Does the Democratic Party not have a sellable candidate for the US presidential election apart from Biden?

Imagine going to Radio stations to answer questions that had been sent to the radio presenters in order not to have a bad outing similar to the debate against Trump.

Its too late now to change Biden, He is still their best shot.

If Biden steps down normally, It should be Kamala but she does not have a good rep, She rose to DA by being a Sugarbaby to a politician and generally disliked and not likely to win. But the optics of skipping over a Black woman and probably picking a white guy to replace Biden will likely lead to a civil war in the Democratic party

Their best option is to support Biden all the way and hope he doesnt have a major health failure in the next 4months
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by OasisX: 3:27pm On Jul 08
.....Slowly but surely, Nigeria will be great.

Nigeria beats peers, emerges Africa’s largest private equity destination


…secures $2.6bn in Q1


Nigeria has recorded the highest private equity deals in Africa in the first quarter of 2024, overtaking smaller countries that used to receive the highest deals.

According to a new report by DealMakers Africa, a South African-based firm that tracks mergers and acquisitions (M&A) and corporate finance activity across the continent, the value of M&A in Africa’s most populous nation was estimated to be $2.6 billion.

“In terms of total deals, West Africa continued to dominate (recording $2.6 billion in value) with Nigeria the centre of activity (20 deals),” the report said.

It said out of the top 10 deals announced in Q1, the largest was the disposal by Shell of its onshore oil and gas subsidiary to Renaissance Africa Energy for $2.4 billion.

“While Africa faces many challenges – both internal and external – opportunities abound, with the world’s largest mineral reserves and huge potential to produce energy from renewable sources,” the report added.

East Africa recorded deal values in aggregate of $44 million with Kenya being the most active of the East African countries, recording 19 deals of the 28 for the region.

https://businessday.ng/news/article/nigeria-beats-peers-emerges-africas-largest-private-equity-destination/

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by raumdeuter: 3:27pm On Jul 08
Olowunl01:

Tinubu is completing south's 2nd Term, Jonathan did the 1st Term grin

Why Buhari no complete the North 2nd term which Yar Adua started
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Olowunl01: 3:45pm On Jul 08
raumdeuter:


Why Buhari no complete the North 2nd term which Yar Adua started
Chief, wasn't it the sentiment employed to get rid of Jonathan? it's North vs South, hence after Tinubu 4yrs the South would have had 8yrs more, and the North are within their rights to request that it is their turn.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by BlueRayDick: 3:48pm On Jul 08
RealityKings:
I was having a thought A standard soccer game is 90 minutes, split into two 45-minute periods either side of a 15-minute break.
In that 45 minutes, sometimes players are allowed a "water break ".
I was thinking, can't first half be made a combination of 30 minutes + 30 minutes?
For instance 1st half = 30mins + water break + 30mins (culminating to first half)

2nd half = 30mins + water break + 30mins (culminating to second half)

This will create more playing time with equal opportunities


I'm just thinking

So u want a football match to last 120mins of regular time? Then what happens if they are in a knockout competition which ends in a draw? Will they play another 30mins extra time?

If yes, then be ready to pick as many dead bodies as possible on the pitch.

The physicality of the game and the extended duration u are proposing will run a lot of players down to their early grave. Most players will even retire before they clock 28 years old.

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by OasisX: 3:52pm On Jul 08
The Tinubu government unveils measures to overcome high food prices.

At a press briefing today, the Minister of Agriculture and Food Security, Senator Abubakar Kyari, said the measures will be implemented over the next 180 days.

1. A 150-Day Duty-Free Import Window for Food Commodities;

a. suspension of duties, tariffs and taxes for the importation of certain food commodities (through
land and sea borders).

b. These commodities include Maize, Husked Brown Rice, Wheat and Cowpeas.

c. Under this arrangement, imported food commodities will be subjected to a Recommended Retail Price (RRP). (I am aware that some good citizens might be concerned about the quality of the would-be imported food commodities as it relates to the trending worries around the genetic composition of food.) I am glad to reiterate that the Government’s position exemplifies standards that would not compromise the safety of the various food items for consumption.

2. In addition to the importation by private sector, Federal Government will import 250,000MT of Wheat and 250,000MT of Maize. The imported food commodities in their semi processed state will target supplies to the small-scale processors and millers across the country.

3. Engage relevant stakeholders to set a Guaranteed Minimum Price (GMP) and mop up surplus assorted food commodities to restock the National Strategic Food Reserve.

4. Continuous ramp-up production for the 2024/2025 farming cycle.

a. sustained support to smallholder farmers in the ongoing wet season farming through existing
government initiatives.

b. strengthen and accelerate Dry Season Farming across the country.

c. embark on aggressive agricultural mechanization and development to reduce drudgery, drive down the cost of production and boost productivity.

d. collaborate with Sub-National to identify irrigable lands and increase land under cultivation.

e. work closely with the Federal Ministry of Water Resources and Sanitation, to rehabilitate and maintain irrigation facilities under river basin authorities across the federation.

f. development of a strategic engagement for youth and women across the federation for
immediate greenhouse cultivation of horticultural crops such as tomatoes and pepper to
increase production volume, stabilize prices, and address food shortages.

g. fast-tracking ongoing engagements with the Nigerian Military to rapidly cultivate arable lands
under the Defence Farms Scheme, while encouraging other Para-Military establishments to put secured available arable lands to cultivation.

5. The Renewed Hope National Livestock Transformation Implementation Committee will be inaugurated on Tuesday, 9th July 2024 with a view to developing and implementing policies that prioritize livestock development and ensure alignment with the National Livestock Transformation Plan.

6. Enhancement of Nutrition Security through:

a. the promotion of production of fortified food commodities and;

b. offer necessary support to scale up the Home Garden Initiative by the Office of The First Lady
of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

Over the next 14 days, in close collaboration with the Presidential Food Systems Coordinating Unit
(PFSCU) and the Economic Management Team (EMT), we will convene with the respective Agencies to finalize the implementation frameworks. We will ensure that information is publicly available to facilitate the participation of all relevant stakeholders across the country. The PFSCU will manage a dashboard for Mr. President, providing him with direct visibility into these interventions and ensuring accountability.

The success of the measures aforementioned is contingent on cooperation and collaboration of all relevant MDAs and stakeholders.

As our nation confronts a critical food security challenge, let me reiterate Mr. President’s unwavering commitment to attaining food security and ensuring that no Nigerian goes to bed hungry. To this end, I can assure all Nigerians, that my team and I, will swiftly and diligently actualize these crucial policies to ensure food security for everyone in the country in the immediate term as we also continue our strategies for long-term interventions to address the underlying causes and ensure sustainable and resilient food systems in the country.

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by raumdeuter: 3:56pm On Jul 08
Olowunl01:

Chief, wasn't it the sentiment employed to get rid of Jonathan? it's North vs South, hence after Tinubu 4yrs the South would have had 8yrs more, and the North are within their rights to request that it is their turn.

The sentiment used to get Jonathan was that North was not allowed to complete their own 8yrs after Yar Adua died

So how is it similar to now? Is it that Buhari didnt complete his 8yrs?

The North is within their right, Anyone has the right, even OBJ wife exercised her rights in contesting against her husband.

Buhari contested against OBJ after 4yrs in 2003 and he contested against Jonathan in 2011 and 2015, even Atiku contested this last election despite Buhari just finishing 8yrs
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by RealityKings: 4:09pm On Jul 08
BlueRayDick:


So u want a football match to last 120mins of regular time? Then what happens if they are in a knockout competition which ends in a draw? Will they play another 30mins extra time?

If yes, then be ready to pick as many dead bodies as possible on the pitch.

The physicality of the game and the extended duration u are proposing will run a lot of players down to their early grave. Most players will even retire before they clock 28 years old.

This is just an idea that can b modified and improved on... Consider it as the raw format.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by OasisX: 4:14pm On Jul 08
grin

The FAAC distributed in May 2024 from the total revenue generated in April 2024.

State breakdown:

Abia - 9.7BN, Adamawa: 8.6BN, Akwa Ibom: 33.3BN
Anambra: 11.7BN, Bauchi: 7.7BN, Bayelsa: 29.7BN
Benue: 10.2BN, Borno: 11.1BN, Cross River: 6.9BN
Delta: 47.9BN, Ebonyi: 7.8BN, Edo: 11.8BN
Ekiti: 7.5BN, Enugu: 8.9BN, Gombe: 7.4BN
Imo: 10.3BN, Jigawa: 10.5BN, Kaduna: 8.3BN
Kano: 14.8BN, Katsina: 10.5BN, Kebbi: 9.2BN
Kogi: 8.1BN, Kwara: 7.6BN, Lagos: 28.7BN
Nasarawa: 8.1BN, Niger: 9.3BN, Ogun: 6.7BN
Ondo: 11.6BN, Osun: 7.5BN, Oyo: 11.7BN
Plateau: 7.8BN, Rivers: 36.1BN, Sokoto: 9.2BN
Taraba: 9.3BN, Yobe: 8.2BN, Zamfara: 8.3BN

See what Delta and Bayelsa dey collect, yet nothing to show for it. How much were they collecting before 2023?! Make una no hold Governors accountable. LOL!
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by OasisX: 4:16pm On Jul 08
grin

"A vote for Ellupee in Edo is a vote for APC".

- Prof. Theflint1

...but a vote for Ellupee in the 2023 Presidential Election ain't a vote for APC. We all know what we are doing.

Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by BlueRayDick: 4:23pm On Jul 08
RealityKings:


This is just an idea that can b modified and improved on... Consider it as the raw format.

The idea will not work; the physicality of the sport does not allow for the game to be extended beyond 90 mins regular time and 30mins extra time in knockout competitions.

Why do u think they started giving water break in football? It is to ensure players get hydrated so u don't have players dropping on the pitch like log of wood.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by joseph1832(m): 4:36pm On Jul 08
OasisX:
grin


See what Delta and Bayelsa dey collect, yet nothing to show for it. How much were they collecting before 2023?! Make una no hold Governors accountable. LOL!
So, state collected below 5billion. Wonderment.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by joseph1832(m): 4:40pm On Jul 08
GrammarNazi1:

Does the Democratic Party not have a sellable candidate for the US presidential election apart from Biden?

Imagine going to Radio stations to answer questions that had been sent to the radio presenters in order not to have a bad outing similar to the debate against Trump.
Smells like the Nigeria Army aren't the only ones who knows how to arrangement things. Lol
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Theflint1(m): 5:07pm On Jul 08
larride:


Na them afrodoc wey don read the book no wan allow me enjoy this beautiful show o. angry
Episode 4 was very solid.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by KingTom(m): 5:17pm On Jul 08
larride:


I dont understand sir, after Buhari 8yrs and Tinubu just completed 4yrs, power will go back to the North again? I dont understand what you are driving at sir?
grin grin grin grin grin
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by izzou(m): 5:19pm On Jul 08
GloriousGbola:
https://www.nairaland.com/8145169/woman-confessed-sleeping-dogs-arrested




She wrote, “The case of Miss Adenike, while tragic, is a learning curve for us. She sent a message and was asked to come and we offered to get her therapy and all but she freaked out and in a very devilish and
ungodly manner faked her death.

“After the fake death news, we tried to locate her house to properly express our deepest condolences but it was difficult to even pen a condolence letter and the presenter and producer Abiola Adebayo was both emotionally and mentally
disturbed for days.”

The actress explained that while mourning her death, she and her crew noticed some inconsistencies in the stories of her death and investigation revealed that she was alive.

i seem to recall that i suspected the whole thing was bs

Imho it is just another made up story for clicks

It is quite possible that sexual abuse /violence can turn women off sex with men - but how does one go from I can't have sex with men to I am 'satisfying myself ' with dogs?

Today there is a wide array of intimacy gadgets available. Her fellow women are available. She can simply chose to pleasure herself

Can a woman actually get an orgasm from sex with a dog? Forget bestiality porn and depraved Arabs.

The other day on fp there was a story where a woman claimed taht she started cheating on her husband from day one of the marriage.

This is just Nigerians adopting tiktok /social media trigger culture for clicks

Was this not the lady that 200 million Nigerians were stereotyped as Bullies on this thread?

So the ediot was lying about her death?
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by izzou(m): 5:21pm On Jul 08
Olowunl01:

Tinubu is completing south's 2nd Term, Jonathan did the 1st Term grin

You believe this thing wey you type?

grin
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by GloriousGbola: 5:25pm On Jul 08
izzou:


Was this not the lady that 200 million Nigerians were stereotyped as Bullies on this thread?

So the ediot was lying about her death?

I personally believe the entire thing was made up. The govt needs to seriously start regulating social media. The only driving force for sm is not truth but clicks which means the more triggering the content, the better.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by izzou(m): 5:28pm On Jul 08
GloriousGbola:


I personally believe the entire thing was made up. The govt needs to seriously start regulating social media. The only driving force for sm is not truth but clicks which means the more triggering the content, the better.


I didn't believe it either. I hardly believe all these stuffs

I was sitting close to a guy and he was watching Nedu's podcast. The lady was talking about how she had slept with this and that; politician in Asaba that gave her 3k. How she fcked a girl so she can stay in her apartment.

I just dey laugh. grin Anything for attention and publicity.

That was how one said she cannot collect 20k from her boyfriend, and she trended for days.

The SM is sick

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by raumdeuter: 5:34pm On Jul 08
izzou:

I didn't believe it either. I hardly believe all these stuffs
I was sitting close to a guy and he was watching Nedu's podcast. The lady was talking about how she had slept with this and that; politician in Asaba that gave her 3k. How she fcked a girl so she can stay in her apartment.

I just dey laugh. grin Anything for attention and publicity.

That was how one said she cannot collect 20k from her boyfriend, and she trended for days.

The SM is sick
Tomorrow another girl will post that she slept with a snake to out-trend the other one. Soon one go say Tinubu gave her STD

Should SM be treated as just a general cruise site and everything posted ignored or should it be taken serious and the posts on it have consequences
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by izzou(m): 5:39pm On Jul 08
raumdeuter:

Tomorrow another girl will post that she slept with a snake to out-trend the other one. Soon one go say Tinubu gave her STD

Should SM be treated as just a general cruise site and everything posted ignored or should it be taken serious and the posts on it have consequences

The thing is just plain stupid.

No publicity is bad. Show prikk, towtow, nyashhh...Infact, upload your porrntapes, and it is okay.

Sadly, we move on to the next person that wants to trend.

Maybe na sex with millipede we go hear next
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Theflint1(m): 6:29pm On Jul 08
raumdeuter:

Tomorrow another girl will post that she slept with a snake to out-trend the other one. Soon one go say Tinubu gave her STD

Should SM be treated as just a general cruise site and everything posted ignored or should it be taken serious and the posts on it have consequences
Should be treated not much different from real-life, things that deserve to be taken serious should be taken serious....at least we can see it becoming serious with the number of defamation suits flying up and down. For blatant lies like snake slept with me and whatnot, they can possibly be slapped with breach of public peace cheesy
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by raumdeuter: 9:04pm On Jul 08
Daily trust admits to pushing fake news on the Samoa LGBT news

We all know what we are doing

Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by KingTom(m): 9:09pm On Jul 08
raumdeuter:
Daily trust admits to pushing fake news on the Samoa LGBT news

We all know what we are doing
I'm very disappointed in them, the print media is supposed to be the sane alternative to social media,
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by larride(m): 9:23pm On Jul 08
Theflint1:
Episode 4 was very solid.

I enjoyed it thoroughly.

"Attack Meleys" cry

She should've run back to dragonstone after Sunfyre was burnt down and forced Vhagar to eat grass. angry

I knew her death was coming but I dont accept it. sad

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by raumdeuter: 9:25pm On Jul 08
larride:


I enjoyed it thoroughly.

"Attack Meleys" cry

She should've run back to dragonstone after Sunfyre was burnt down and forced Vhagar to eat grass. angry

I knew her death was coming but I dont accept it. sad

I dont think Aegon died though
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by larride(m): 9:28pm On Jul 08
raumdeuter:


I dont think Aegon died though

No he didnt. Aemond will rule in his stead while he's recovering.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by larride(m): 9:31pm On Jul 08
That old hag Vhagar.

Same sneak attack she used to kill Syrax was what she used to kill Meleys also.

Werey Dragon. sad
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by GloriousGbola: 9:48pm On Jul 08
KingTom:

I'm very disappointed in them, the print media is supposed to be the sane alternative to social media,

Tinubu is not playing the script northerners expect . three prominent members of buharis admin are in trouble over fraud. CBN is being purged of do nothing pikins of northern elite. hopefully he will run a purge of NNPC - though i am not sure how that will work since NNPC is supposedly a private company now. all these northern leaders meeting, dubious articles are pushback.

also tribune did the exact same thing. they reported that tinubu stepped aside as ecowas leader
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by BlueRayDick: 9:57pm On Jul 08
A tuber of yam costs nothing less than 5k And humans with blood running through their veins are shouting Tinubu’s 2 terms is assured. SMH 🤦‍♂️

Yes, u read it right. A tuber of yam costs 1/6 of the monthly national minimum wage .

Nigerians are indeed a special breed. 🤷‍♂️

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by izzou(m): 10:18pm On Jul 08
BlueRayDick:
A tuber of yam costs nothing less than 5k And humans with blood running through their veins are shouting Tinubu’s 2 terms are assured. SMH 🤦‍♂️

Yes, u read it right. A tuber of yam costs 1/6 of the monthly national minimum wage .

Nigerians are indeed a special breed. 🤷‍♂️

grin grin grin

A basket of Cassava - 65k
A bag of corn - 18k

Infact, you can't buy a reasonable corn for 200 naira, even though na the season.

A paint of garri - 4k

Fuel - 740/ltr

Diesel - 1,150 to 1,270

I really would love to see people's reasons for voting in 2027

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by TrebleChamp(m): 10:23pm On Jul 08
larride:


I enjoyed it thoroughly.

"Attack Meleys" cry

She should've run back to dragonstone after Sunfyre was burnt down and forced Vhagar to eat grass. angry

I knew her death was coming but I dont accept it. sad
Na like this una take spoil shogun for us 😠

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