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You Do The Math! by RichDad1(m): 3:55pm On Aug 22, 2007
Someone just send this to me, hope you'll enjoy it,

To My Dear Wife,

"You will surely understand that I have certain needs that
you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy
with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading
this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact
that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary
at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset - I shall be home
>before midnight."
When the man came home late that night, he found the
following letter on the dining room table:

"My Dear Husband,I received your letter and thank you for
your honesty about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this
opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. As you
know, I am a math teacher at our local college. I would like to
inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta
with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis
coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years
old. As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of
Math, you will understand that we are in the same situation,
although with one small difference - 18 goes into 54 a lot more
times than 54 goes into 18.

Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow."
Re: You Do The Math! by clemcykul(f): 4:26pm On Aug 22, 2007
dheeedhee God don kactch dem grin grin grin love at 54 hmmmm no partiality.
Re: You Do The Math! by lilvonz(m): 12:03am On Aug 23, 2007
not funny boy angry angry
Re: You Do The Math! by RichDad1(m): 5:24pm On Aug 23, 2007
lilvonz:

not funny boy angry angry

Really??so can we see your funny page dude, grin grin grin
Re: You Do The Math! by Amigoz(f): 7:49pm On Aug 23, 2007
quite funny grin
Re: You Do The Math! by RichDad1(m): 3:43pm On Dec 03, 2012
Bump cool cool

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