How can I become a politician?

This is not funny anymore, I am seriously looking into Nigerian political career.

Anywaz, what's the life span for a politician on average? I hope that being a Yoruba woman wont cut it shorter.

^^^

Look at question ? Do you have what it takes to be a politician? Politics ARE NOT for bickering market women, consider another career because me think you're on the wrong path.

manny4life:

^^^

Look at question ? Do you have what it takes to be a politician? Politics ARE NOT for bickering market women, consider another career because me think you're on the wrong path.

Are you trying to insult me? I'm assuming that we've not met offline and you do not know me and my honorary status abi?
If you could get someone like me as your politician, Nigeria will bgin to see "goodluck", but I will get my monetary share too before I begin magic.

"FG Launches Nylon Bag Campaign Funds"

Ileke-IdI:

Are you trying to insult me? I'm assuming that we've not met offline and you do not know me and my honorary status abi?
If you could get someone like me as your politician, Nigeria will bgin to see "goodluck", but I will get my monetary share too before I begin magic.

You are not made for politics. i see slutt/in/g in your future. you will make a good sl/u/t/ for future politicians like me.

Better get to know me before its too late.

mitofag:


You are not made for politics. i see slutt/in/g in your future. you will make a good sl/u/t/ for [size=18pt]future politicians like me[/size].

Better get to know me before its too late.

Yea, Nigeria will surely get better.

I'm sure that this is the lunatic manny4life will endorse

Ileke-IdI:

Are you trying to insult me? I'm assuming that we've not met offline and you do not know me and my honorary status abi?
If you could get someone like me as your politician, Nigeria will bgin to see "goodluck", but I will get my monetary share too before I begin magic.

"FG Launches Nylon Bag Campaign Funds"

Insult you? No I'm not even trying, neither am I insulting you am just saying the bitter truth. On that note, there is no assumption here, and you're right madam Ileke, we haven't met but hey I wouldn't wanna cast doubt on your "honorary status" ; then again i ain't about status, Why would we want to get a market woman as a politician? Don't worry, no one is going to vote you.  

the picture of a shoe make elevated to  a shoe dealer in a single room shop - thats the sort of progress they are blathering about?

if we saw a shoe maker transiting to a shoe factory, then one might take this seriously. is this how they expect to generate employment?

if that is the sort of model they are projecting, epic fail - the most people that guy on the phone will employ is two to mind the shop when he is out of town

manny4life:


Insult you? No I'm not even trying, neither am I insulting you am just saying the bitter truth. On that note, there is no assumption here, and you're right madam Ileke, we haven't met but hey I wouldn't wanna cast doubt on your "honorary status" ; then again i ain't about status, Why would we want to get a market woman as a politician? Don't worry, no one is going to vote you.  

What is up with you today?

Did I steal something from you? Did I ra pe you ni? C'mon you're more reasonable than this.

BTW, have we even discussed anything on NL? I dont even remember how you came about your "bitter truth".

A vote for me is a vote for a bright future. Vote wisely. . . .  Green black Green. In god we truss.

Ileke-IdI:

Yea, Nigeria will surely get better.

I'm sure that this is the lunatic manny4life will endorse  

I will endorse him if he knows what he's doing; if he doesn't elect clueless individuals on his team, his courageous and has strength, yeah I'll support him. The s/l/u/t he uses sure ain't my business, if he can play his game, question is are u game? Whatever rocks his boat, rocks it, only if the rocker can keep up

manny4life:

I will endorse him if he knows what he's doing; if he doesn't elect clueless individuals on his team, his courageous and has strength, yeah I'll support him. The s/l/u/t he uses sure ain't my business, if he can play his game, question is are u game? Whatever rocks his boat, rocks it, only if the rocker can keep up

You sure are one crazy guy sha.

Why am I not surprised?

Ileke-IdI:

What is up with you today?

Did I steal something from you? Did I ra pe you ni? C'mon you're more reasonable than this.

BTW, have we even discussed anything on NL? I dont even remember how you came about you "bitter truth".

A vote for me is a vote for a bright future. Vote wisely. . . .  Green black Green. In god we truss.

Well I can agree that I'm more reasonable than this, but not to sound feminist, Madam Ileke, politics is definitely NOT for you. A good politician should recall discussions from years ago, how they transpired, what was said, I mean minute details, so for you to say have we discussed anything is WRONG. Now you can see how I came about my bitter truth, A vote for you? Probably till 2055 NOT anytime soon.

oyb:

the picture of a shoe make elevated to  a shoe dealer in a single room shop - thats the sort of progress they are blathering about?

if we saw a shoe maker transiting to a shoe factory, then one might take this seriously. is this how they expect to generate employment?

if that is the sort of model they are projecting, epic fail - the most people that guy on the phone will employ is two to mind the shop when he is out of town

And there is nothing wrong with that. Small business owners, employing 2-5 people, are the engine block to any revitalization of our economy.


We all cant create Oando-like business overnight; after all, very few of us were born with silver spoons, and surely we all dont have access to free state money courtesy of an incompetent and corrupt relative, like your boss

Ileke-IdI:

You sure are one crazy guy sha.  

Why am I not surprised?

Me crazy? how so Madam Ileke? Why are you surprised? I said the truth; every strong, courageous leader has his weakness so if that's he's weakness, then God bless his heart but sure ain't my business.

manny4life:


Well I can agree that I'm more reasonable than this, but not to sound feminist, Madam Ileke, politics is definitely NOT for you. A good politician should recall discussions from years ago, how they transpired, what was said, I mean minute details, so for you to say have we discussed anything is WRONG. Now you can see how I came about my bitter truth, A vote for you? Probably till 2055 NOT anytime soon.

Come oh, I would have remembered if the discussion was something worthwhile.
I even remembered exactly my first post with this user ID.

Anywaz, your views are very subjective, you know. You cannot stop madam Ileke-Idi and of course you will vote for me.

manny4life:


Me crazy? how so Madam Ileke? Why are you surprised? I said the truth; every strong, courageous leader has his weakness so if that's he's weakness, then God bless his heart but sure ain't my business.

Usually, a crazy man cannot diagnose his symptoms. Dont worry, when I become a politician, I will launch "N55BN Crazy Diagnosing tools"

manny4life:


Me crazy? how so Madam Ileke? Why are you surprised? I said the truth; every strong, courageous leader has his weakness so if that's he's weakness, then God bless his heart but sure ain't my business.

You see, she thinks everyone is crazy. Thats how real life crazy people behave, they think everyone else is crazy.


SMH.

Ileke-IdI:

Come oh, I would have remembered if the discussion was something worthwhile.
I even remembered exactly my first post with this user ID.

Anywaz, your views are very subjective, you know. You cannot stop madam Ileke-Idi and of course you will vote for me.

Why would I want to stress your brains during the recall process, it's certainly NOT worth it for you, we don't information overload on your part. How are they subjective? I definitely cannot stop you, but take a look at Madam Clinton, did anyone stop her but she failed woefully. My fear is that you won't get up to how far she went in politics, the breakdown might be too much for you.

Ileke-IdI:

Usually, a crazy man cannot diagnose his symptoms. Dont worry, [b]when [/b]I become a politician, I will launch "N55BN Crazy Diagnosing tools"

LOL, the key word there is WHEN so there's a possibility that it might be in 2055 or NEVER, lol. No need for your "N55BN Crazy Diagnosing tools" , after all don't you want to set a preceding record of high achievement?

mitofag:

You see, she thinks everyone is crazy. Thats how real life crazy people behave, they think everyone else is crazy.


SMH.

Leave Ileke, that's her nature, Madam can NEVER change,

manny4life:


Why would I want to stress your brains during the recall process, it's certainly NOT worth it for you, we don't information overload on your part. How are they subjective? I definitely cannot stop you, but take a look at Madam Clinton, did anyone stop her but she failed woefully. My fear is that you won't get up to how far she went in politics, the breakdown might be too much for you.

Na wa o.

See me see trubble o. Kila gbe kile ju.

Ok, I remember now, chai.

You will still vote for me, darl. Dont worry. Once I start giving out bags of rice this way and that way, you will remember "mama Ileke-Idi". "Madam, I know you from NL, ah I will vote for you madam. May god bless you madam. Ehh madam, you do me wellu wellu. Thank you madam".

ehn, dont worry   Ileke4life, you hear.

manny4life:


LOL, the key word there is WHEN so there's a possibility that it might be in 2055 or NEVER, lol. No need for your "N55BN Crazy Diagnosing tools" , after all don't you want to set a preceding record of high achievement?


Leave Ileke, that's her nature, Madam can NEVER change,

Ok, I think we should end this discussion. I dont like these insults.
I am a woman of high status and honorary mention.
I do not appreciate this at all. Becareful o, I am warning you o.

Ileke-IdI:

Ok, I think we should end this discussion. I dont like these insults.
I am a woman of high status and honorary mention.
I do not appreciate this at all. Becareful o, I am warning you o.

hehe, sorry madam , I did not know I was insulting you , If it won't be so much to ask for, please let us in on this your high status that we don't know of, No need for all this warning, there is no fire and brimstone heading for me, or is there any headed for me?

Ileke-IdI:

Na wa o.

See me see trubble o. Kila gbe kile ju.

Ok, I remember now, chai.

You will still vote for me, darl. Dont worry. Once I start giving out bags of rice this way and that way, you will remember "mama Ileke-Idi". "Madam, I know you from NL, ah I will vote for you madam. May god bless you madam. Ehh madam, you do me wellu wellu. Thank you madam".

ehn, dont worry   Ileke4life, you hear.

Me vote? hmmm, I'm no feminist but on a more serious note unless you were in the Military (Marines or Army) with an officer position of at least a captain (which shows leadership, courage, strength, endurance et al I can't list, no woman gets my vote. Oh, add to that, unless you made CEO or a leader of a power company or organization or entity, sorry no vote. Women are kinda weak, reminds me of Sarah Palin

manny4life:


hehe, sorry madam , I did not know I was insulting you , If it won't be so much to ask for, please let us in on this your high status that we don't know of,  No need for all this warning, there is no fire and brimstone heading for me, or is there any headed for me?



Me vote? hmmm, I'm no feminist but on a more serious note unless you were in the Military (Marines or Army) with an officer position of at least a captain (which shows leadership, courage, strength, endurance et al I can't list, no woman gets my vote. Oh, add to that, unless you made CEO or a leader of a power company or organization or entity, sorry no vote. Women are kinda weak, reminds me of Sarah Palin

Excuse me? That's not only sexist, but it's an ignorant remark to make.

Let me ask you something, of all the male politicians we have, which one showed/shows or have shown any of the characteristics you mentioned.

The reason why the world is as is, is its result from being subjected to the illogical and irrational decisions that men have made.

Wow, you are many things, but I did not know that you've sunk yourself to this low level of stereotypical thinking. One would think that you're more level-headed based on the epistle you post on NL. 


Either you make a quick roundabout or the discussion ends. I will not subject myself to such ignorant conversation.

Ileke-IdI:

Excuse me? That's not only sexist, but it's an ignorant remark to make.

Let me ask you something, of all the male politicians we have, which one showed/shows or have shown any of the characteristics you mentioned.

The reason why the world is as is, is its result from being subjected to the illogical and irrational decisions that men have made.

Wow, you are many things, but I did not know that [size=18pt]you've sinked[/size] yourself to this low level of stereotypical thinking. One would think that you're more level-headed based on the epistle you post on NL. 


Either you make a quick roundabout or the discussion ends. I will not subject myself to such ignorant conversation.

Meaning please!

Ileke-IdI:

Excuse me? That's not only sexist, but it's an ignorant remark to make.

Let me ask you something, of all the male politicians we have, which one showed/shows or have shown any of the characteristics you mentioned.

The reason why the world is as is, is its result from being subjected to the illogical and irrational decisions that men have made.

Wow, you are many things, but I did not know that you've sinked yourself to this low level of stereotypical thinking. One would think that you're more level-headed based on the epistle you post on NL. 


Either you make a quick roundabout or the discussion ends. I will not subject myself to such ignorant conversation.

Madam Ileke, I'm NOT a feminist and I strongly believe in equality; however, let's tell ourselves the truth. All the male politicians have in one way or another shown the character I expect from him. How do u mean illogical and irrational? Decisions are not to be made based on sexism, but on qualities so I'm not buying that idea because women have contributed their own quota to the world's successes and failures; it's highly unfair to attribute it men ONLY.

How am I so many things? Madam, I have not sinked myself to that level of reasoning, I believe in women rights and advocate for them but truth be told, and let me ask you a question; do you think a woman can be Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces? I'm in no way saying women can't get votes, what am saying is women who expect votes at least from me should have PROVEN leadership qualities, then they will get my vote.

I'm sorry you call them ignorant conversations, but the sooner you begin to realize the real hard truth the better it is. Women may not be weak, but they are soft-heart and for the good of the people, there are positions that women cannot serve on for instance Dept of Defense is prime example. A woman can't hold that position because it's highly unlikely that she's battle ready, ready to draw battle plans, though she might have the willingness to want to protect, but she might not have the desire to authorize a guided air missile to hit terrorist targets though she knows there might be minor civilian causalities.

I'm definitely NOT against women, all I'm saying is women are more fragile than men, and if a woman wants to get a position, she needs NOT to be soft and fragile, she needs to be toughened. Decisions are hard for men already, someone who's fragile doesn't help in anyway, sorry Madam Ileke you feel like that, but I'm telling you the honest truth. While I advocate for equality amongst people, but I'm obliged to speak the truth no mater how hard it hurts.

^^^ We are soooo not having this conversation. I am highly disappointed in you. Wow!!!
Stereotypes over stereotypes.

I'm definitely NOT against women, all I'm saying is women are more fragile than men,

BTW, if anything, you're more fragile than me. Dont confuse yourself with my angelic, soft sounding posts on NL. I will crush you if you stand in my way in the real world.
Woman or not.

Ileke-IdI:

^^^ We are soooo not having this conversation. I am highly disappointed in you. Wow!!!
[size=18pt]Stereotypes over stereotypes. [/size]

BTW, if anything, you're more fragile than me. Dont confuse yourself with my angelic, soft sounding posts on NL. I will crush you if you stand in my way in the real world.
Woman or not.

Meaning please?

Did you mean to say: stereotypes [b]upon/on [/b]stereotypes?

Your English teachers at UF must not see your posts on NL, they'd prolly look for ways to kick your arse out of UF for disgracing them. I am even ashamed of you already. Hopefully, you are more Ghanaian than Nigerian.

Ileke-IdI:

^^^ We are soooo not having this conversation. I am highly disappointed in you. Wow!!!
Stereotypes over stereotypes.

BTW, if anything, you're more fragile than me. Dont confuse yourself with my angelic, soft sounding posts on NL. I will crush you if you stand in my way in the real world.
Woman or not.

Disappointed? How so? Please explain more because I really want to know more. Women being soft isn't stereotype at all but this is just the truth. Let me ask you a question Ileke, if you're made Sec. of DoD, can you authorize a deployment of an air missile to a terrorist base knowing fully well about casualties? Answer that and you may or not get my vote.


Fragile than you? Really? I don't think so ,  hey you might be angelic with your soft sounding post but again, are you will powered and strong enough in the real world like you claim? Besides, why do you think you will crush me with all your heavy weight? Damn Manny, Ileke is gonna crush you, time to take cover,

manny4life:


Disappointed? How so? Please explain more because I really want to know more. Women being soft isn't stereotype at all but this is just the truth. Let me ask you a question Ileke, if you're made Sec. of DoD, can you authorize a deployment of an air missile to a terrorist base knowing fully well about casualties? Answer that and you may or not get my vote.


Fragile than you? Really? I don't think so , hey you might be angelic with your soft sounding post but again, are you will powered and strong enough in the real world like you claim?  

Honestly, that question cannot be answered with a common "Yes" or "No". It has nothing to do with personal opinion, many things will need to be taken into consideration.

Of course I am. And the worst thing my enemy could do is challenge me. Think twice against that.

manny4life:

Besides, why do you think you will crush me with all your heavy weight? Damn Manny, Ileke is gonna crush you, time to take cover,

First of all, Ileke has never been heavy
And I did not mean i'd crush you literally. Puhlz, there are other way to bring a man down. Taking cover is usually the only option.

Ileke-IdI:

Honestly, that question cannot be answered with a common "Yes" or "No". It has nothing to do with personal opinion, many things will need to be taken into consideration.

Of course I am. And the worst thing my enemy could do is challenge me. Think twice against that.

You see Ileke, this is why I said women (maybe not all) but a majority are soft. Ileke this is a YES or NO ans, and it has nothing to do with personal opinions. Many things need to be taken into consideration? You already have everything in front of you, these are terrorist (CONFIRMED through SAT surveillance), but they have civilians as well, what do you do? it's a YES or NO Ileke, pick one.

I really feel bad for your enemies then but I hope you are what you claim

Ileke-IdI:

First of all, Ileke has never been heavy
And I did not mean i'd crush you literally. Puhlz, there are other way to bring a man down. Taking cover is usually the only option.

Obviously not "heavy" literally, other ways to bring a man down? hmmm tell me about it, taking cover is usually the last option, yeah for peacefulness. When a Tiger walks away from a fight, it does not mean he's weak; think about it , Men often walk away doesn't mean they are weaklings.

manny4life:


You see Ileke, this is why I said women (maybe not all) but a majority are soft. Ileke this is a YES or NO ans, and it has nothing to do with personal opinions. Many things need to be taken into consideration? You already have everything in front of you, these are terrorist (CONFIRMED through SAT surveillance), but they have civilians as well, what do you do? it's a YES or NO Ileke, pick one.

I really feel bad for your enemies then but I hope you are what you claim

It's really not a Yes or No question if you think about it.

War: Yes or No. Never that simple.

Emotion has nothing to do with it, Logical and analytical skills does. If those  what you men identify as emotional, then I guess they are.

Obviously not "heavy" literally, other ways to bring a man down? hmmm tell me about it, taking cover is usually the last option, yeah for peacefulness. When a Tiger walks away from a fight, it does not mean he's weak; think about it , Men often walk away doesn't mean they are weaklings.

Wouldnt it be wiser if that is what men actually do ?

Ileke-IdI:

It's really not a Yes or No question if you think about it.

War: Yes or No. Never that simple.

Emotion has nothing to do with it, Logical and analytical skills does. If those  what you men identify as emotional, then I guess they are.


Wouldnt it be wiser if that is what men actually do ?

Then you see what I'm talking about; it's really a Yes/No because these terrorist are a threat (doesn't matter what level of threat they fall under), these terrorist are armed ready to destroy if given an opportunity, probably if they have a ground to air missile launcher, they won't hesitate to use it on any planes that comes close to its territory, As you can see from one scenario, most women fall emotional immediately but trust a man, he will execute the order immediately and damn the civilian casualties (price paid for the greater good) if it will eventually not lead to a future 9/11. Never that simple, but people make such decisions daily and you don;t even know about it.


Logical and analytical skills? How so? I was asking if you will authorize an order to deploy an air to ground missile @ a terrorist camp. This ain't logical or analytical skill? This is basically identifying the mission as well as the risk, people do these in split of seconds, logic skills don't play much role because it does cloud the judgement. Probably while you're trying to be logical, you will flaw in your reasoning.

Yes most men WALK AWAY.