As our CBN
Governor sat down to invent Islamic Banking
for Nigerians and the President of CAN also
thought of Christian Banking, I have also
taken time to conduct a survey and came up
with Traditional Banking for Nigeria. It will be
the simplest and yet the most secured way of
keeping your money with us. The name of the
bank nationwide will be SANGO Bank of
Nigeria (SBN). Your money will be transported
spiritually to any destination of your choice
(even abroad and overseas). OPC will be the
chief security at all bank locations in the
southwest, Egbesu in the south south,
MASSOB in the southeast and Boko Haram in
the north. No need for ATM, you can just sit at
home and send or receive your money by
reciting some incantations on a piece of red
cloth stuffed in a cow horn. The following
documents will be required to start banking
with us
(1) the beards of a young mosquito
(2) the omasum of ANACONDA
(3) three strands of a lion's hair
(4) a snake's egg
(5) five drums of palm oil
(6) six yards of white cloth.
We also offer internet banking for the yahoo
fans. For more enquires, please visit our
website: www.sangobankng.com

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