If u are a Guy, will u pass this test?

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating or over a year, and so we decided to get married.
There was only one little thing bothering me, It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore
very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to
me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her
go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"

FYI: i was heading for my car where i kept my condoms

nice joke, but stale!!!!

as stale as stella obj

nice joke lol

(am being controvercial)

its really nice and its not stale

@clem
datts not a gud way to speak of d de*d. Give d lady some respect.

define stale joke?

brimbrack:

nice joke, but stale!!!!

Wow!to think i was part of that crowd that was fooled.
Anyway he was smart enough to go get condoms.
Thats as gud as they come.weldone bro

thank u my sister, no bi small temptation i been go through

Dekie:

Wow!to think i was part of that crowd that was fooled.
Anyway he was smart enough to go get condoms.
Thats as good as they come.weldone bro

a stale joke is one that has already been posted by someone else on the this board!!!!

really? didnt knw sum1 had already post this b4, my bad.

brimbrack:

a stale joke is one that has already been posted by someone else on the this board!!!!

@poster
hw many times must same joke be posted here.
that simply goes to mean that most of the jokes here are no original
too bad.

which of the jokes have did u post here that is original? did u form the joke urself or u heard it somewhere or read it somewhere? either way, it is not original. if e dey pain u go kpeme!

surugede:

@poster
hw many times must same joke be posted here.
that simply goes to mean that most of the jokes here are no original
too bad.

well if u dont think out ur own jokes, i do. if u must posts joke (as its so obvious u cant think out urs), then do well no to post one that is already posted

i keep on telling ppl, jokes/comedy is not a laughing matter na seroius bizness, its either u know how to do it WELL or d dont know how to do it at all

the only jokes that are serious in nature na the ones from obj mouth, all other jokes according to www.laughter.com are laughing matter

surugede:

well if u don't think out your own jokes, i do. if u must posts joke (as its so obvious u can't think out urs), then do well no to post one that is already posted

i keep on telling people, jokes/comedy is not a laughing matter na seroius bizness, its either u know how to do it WELL or d don't know how to do it at all