Dyt:

i went out n saw things
u nid c ow police men were harrasin okada riders
jst cos dey r on black clothes

Awwwh now dats sad whoever was affected shall be favoured one way or d oda real soon AMEN!!!!

@op
Home alone

Gosh 2day wz nt wat i expect mehn
slpn moody

Idowuogbo:

Awwwh now dats sad whoever was affected shall be favoured one way or d oda real soon AMEN!!!!

@op
Home alone

eeyah why naa

Dyt:

Hey u
DYT doesnt do office romance, i love my bf so much,cant cheat on him n yes he s happily married wit 2 lovely children

just asking

where the hell is my swtcocoa

Dyt:

Gosh 2day wz nt wat i expect mehn
slpn moody

wah happened?? the okada thing? such is life naa

why is everyone just sad

Na far frm it
my boss actually

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^^^^ lolololz  . wait for dyt. my hand no dey o

Hey flash,leave me joor I'm mad at you,you left me for how long now,even badosky sef,no wahala I'm getting used to being alone already*sobbing*

@Topic I hope today's gonna be good,I can't stop thinking about ________.

Kurus he wz askin if my bf wz my boss n i said i made it clear 2 him dat i dont do office romance,my boss s married wit 2 kids,my bf s nt my boss
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Ow s 2day gon b?
I hp i dont v an episode of yesterday

Hey cocoalario my asanwa baby gal abandon ke I neva collect freedom wen I no wan craze, blame oga for yesterday na d parrot cause quanto o mami.

Op
Hmmm today shud b smooth am on holiday off work nextweek so hurrrrrrayyyyyyyy,l don't have anything planned yet besides a wedding coming up dat weekend.Mehn am so excited its weekend kai I don dey jubilate dis time am ready to rock wiv my brodas and bubu gaga.

so far, so good. brb.

Bn slpn my eyes out
n lookin out d balcony ow dey trashin demselves,fun yh

freecocoa:

Hey flash,leave me joor I'm mad at you,you left me for how long now,even badosky sef,no wahala I'm getting used to being alone already*sobbing*

@Topic I hope today's gonna be good,I can't stop thinking about ________.

I'm sorry wifey, aint gonn happen again. I've deleted the bloody football manager!!

Idowuogbo:

Hey cocoalario my asanwa baby gal abandon ke I neva collect freedom wen I no wan craze, blame oga for yesterday na d parrot cause quanto o mami.

Op
Hmmm today shud b smooth am on holiday off work nextweek so hurrrrrrayyyyyyyy,l don't have anything planned yet besides a wedding coming up dat weekend.Mehn am so excited its weekend kai I don dey jubilate dis time am ready to rock wiv my brodas and bubu gaga.

how tomorrow go be now??

Flash hold ur lane o afterall u sed I shudnt disturb u tseeew

@topic

Hmmmm wot a sunday , today started off pretty relaxed for me after a quick converso wiv my nl twinnie I had to get ready for Church, looking well tailored in my african print attire I was ready to face d house of praise and worship.I got to church pretty late typical because I killed time picking an outfit hehee, anyways walked in inmiddle of general announcements and yes a couple of eyes were on d late comer including dat boi .Here we go its was time for offering and my mind was set Jay wud lead d choir boi was I wrong he was stuck to drums fuckkup,anyways d gal who led d choir sef shud jus stick to bin a bass singer as she jus dey shout dey kill melody which to her na suprano she dey channel tseew(yes am pissed it wasnt Jay dat sang).As d tithe $offering went on I jus dey manage d gal singing dey clap with plastic smile and bang jay eyes $mine met and he winked @ me, come see as he begin bang drum close to teardom bcus he wan influence juru, omo I jus dey tell myself for mind say Bado if u move invisible Ehonda go slap u lol.During sermon I was on my phone reading d scriptures wen I received a txt from Jay it said"Cutie can I have a word wiv u after church wink @ me if dats a yes"I smiled and winked jus like he wanted me 2.Church ended and i txted him to say I was @ d entrance and he appeared,long story short he apologised for not replying me on time dat he had a bad day and my txt wasn't uplifting and I also apologised for my absence he said he understood .Omg now dis is d shocker he asked if I wud make up 4 my absence last wednesday wiv anoda invite to d movies after church sunday, mehnn speechless I was for like seconds and I replied bck jokingly if I have to pay its a no hehhe(omo y I go pay na I b 9ja babe lol).Anyways guys no b date o na friend and friend meetup next sunday I go gist una , overall my sunday service ended wiv smiles

Grabs er skirt
cm finish am
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Well my day s jst dere
hm alone n performin sm magic,wow i loved everymoment
kisses
*bt i hate sunday nyts,damn work starts 2morrow*

@id, nor be so naa, if you no disturb who go disturb me, na goldiemorn?? I miss you jare
I like the way the thing dey go, buh e dey take time, so na till next sunday

Dyt:

Grabs er skirt
cm finish am
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Well my day s jst dere
hm alone n performin sm magic,wow i loved everymoment
kisses
*bt i hate sunday nyts,damn work starts 2morrow*

dyt na poem you dey write?? you too dey cryptic, and i nor too sabi

I know ow it feels wen one reads ova n ova n nt still gettin it
in summary my day wz gd n i hate sunday nyts cos work starts on mon
u get it now?

@paddy ma,your own better girl bit take it easy with this jay boy o,hmm.

@Topic,where do I even start from sef?firstly I am very pissed yes I really am,I had one of the worst days ever,it started last night,I almost burnt the house down cos of a stewpid fight here on nl(will leave nl soon),forgot I had something cooking on the gas and was replying one annoying poster,the thing got burnt and everywhere was smoky,I ran to the kitchen when I noticed the smoke and smell,it was really bad as what I was cooking was burnt and turned totally into charcoal,I thank God the house didn't burn though.
This morning my aunty woke up and I did as adviced by my nl besty to tell her before she notices,mehn all hell was let loose,she nagged till I felt like disappearing,it wasn't funny at all,to make matters worse,the reason why I was cooking at night was cos I wanted to meet a friend very early this morning to go somewhere together but the friend disappointed me and I had to stay with folks who don't want to forget that I made a mistake(they say it happened cos of too much browsing)I can't blame them though,so I thought of where to go to get away from the anger filled house but couldn't come up with any,I stayed home moody all day even while NLing,anyways I'm just happy I'm leaving this place with the first flight tomorrow,I hope not to have a day like this one again,its really fukced.

^ n u didnt get ur ticket frm me

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I didn't remember plus it wasn't me that booked it. some other time dear.

@cocoa
Awwh ma baby I wish I cud swap my day wiv urs I seee dey got to u real bad.No worries dawn is not far off we go soon collabo away from all dis quantitative annoying japanjantos.Abi shey make I con fight, infact am coming to seize dat womans wig

@flash
We just friends notin gbam gbam go happen, so stop picturing a romance bcus he already knows am not vacant .I told him am all urs

@dyt
Liv my skirt na haba u wan tear am,its an expensive ankara by Armani  

@ Badosky,paddy me abeg no fight I no want casualties,I know what you can do,yeah its just a marra of hours and this will be over for me.

Okies Cocoa
oya finish d story na badosky

Come dyt which story u think I dey narrate abi , u beta go and grab a copy of mills and boon if romantica dey worry u lool

@cocoa

Okay I no come again I don off my ko-shoe dey chlll for cabarn omo land on time o, i no fit sleep airport

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No worry,na first flight,I go land quick.

aww my sweet cocoa, I'm so sowi, come to me naa, and i swear you can browse all day, i will do the cooking

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Lol,tempting offer,I'll put it into consideration,howdy?you dey scarce this days o.

Yaayyyy cocoalario don land yes o , who no no go no.

@flash
Na so u go become dopemu bcus of yansh , see u bcus of baka u don forget ur gender na masuline abi

@topic

Mehnn am on holiday and it feels good to b lazy no early mornings, but an indepth topic wiv a friend got me in a mood .Now my mind dey channel all sorts and I warned d isi-giraffe o , now I dey pictoria d picasso he paint give me but he make sense I no go lie.Oga u berra come and do d gbam gbam o hmmmmm y did u get me wrapped up na lesbanese bush meat

freecocoa:

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Lol,tempting offer,I'll put it into consideration,howdy?you dey scarce this days o.

yea, my glo been dey bleep up, buh I'm fully back now

Id, what dont you understand about true love, the true or the love. my masculinity is still intact, you wan try??

Idowuogbo:


Mehnn am on holiday and it feels good to b lazy no early mornings, but an indepth topic wiv a friend got me in a mood .Now my mind dey channel all sorts and I warned d isi-giraffe o , now I dey pictoria d picasso he paint give me but he make sense I no go lie.Oga u berra come and do d gbam gbam o hmmmmm y did u get me wrapped up na lesbanese bush meat

why all nl girls dey form da vinci when it comes to romance, nawa o. even for forest gump like me

Dyt:

I know ow it feels wen one reads ova n ova n nt still gettin it
in summary my day wz gd n i hate sunday nyts cos work starts on mon
u get it now?

as you talk am like this now your keyboard don catch fire