TOSIN ACCA: GOOD ADVHCE. HOWEVER, LET'S TAKE PEOPLE FOR WHO and WHAT THEY ARE.
C'mon, IF YOU ARE IN ROME ...

BINTI_LAYE101: One accusation you can't throw at me is that I've always done my best. #falseaccussationispainful
LESSON: I put less stock in others' opinions than my own. No one else's opinions could derail me now.
@all, binti will soon be back n @tosin_acca keep up the good work sir.

GodzBELOVED:

Behave like those in Rome.... Okay!

hausa(d return):
back from where?
Mali?

hausa(d return):
Hmmmmmm......
A pastor in a women’s congregation:
PASTOR: Can those with husbands
raise up their hands?
LADIES: (They all raised their hands).
PASTOR: How many of you love your husbands?
LADIES: (They all raised their hands)
PASTOR: Are you sure ladies before
God? Can I prophesy?
LADIES: Yes!!!
PASTOR: When did you last tell your husbands that “you love him?"
LADIES: (Various answers)-
“today when leaving the house”,
“last night”, "when we went to bed”,
“This morning when I
woke up”, etc...etc... PASTOR: Each one of you should send a message
of “I love you” to your husband right now.
LADIES: They all sent the text message “I love
you” 2der hubbies
PASTOR: Now exchange your phones pls
LADIES: They all exchanged their phones PASTOR: Read out loud the replies from ur
husbands pls. Below are the replies to the messages from their
various husbands:
1.Who is this message meant for
2. Aaaah who is this If u stole my wife's
phone, I hope u stole her as well.
3. Just don't tell me you are pregnant again!! 4. What is the matter!!??
5. What do you want again??
6. What is this supposed to mean??!!
7. You need money again abi!!?
8. Hey! Did you smash my car!!!
9. Resend this because I'm sure the intended recipient would be interested in reading it!!!!
10. Go To hell Jor!!!!!!!!!
11. I will beat you to death today until you tell
me to whom the message was intended for!......

hausa(d return):
speaking of which........u dint read d ones olastep and d oda guy were posting. U just skipped them dint u. Smh

hausa(d return):
speaking of which........u dint read d ones olastep and d oda guy were posting. U just skipped them dint u. Smh

gloatkenf: [b]Not good and not bad but BEST. For in God's longest dictionaries, some words do not exist therein 'em, and one of 'em is FAILURE. I am sure, God being the omniscient, omnipotent and omnipresent would gladly bliss that boy for being what? Yes, for being wholly honest, yes, he does his utmost, he didn't engage in exam malpractices but yet couldn't ace through, bro believe me, and take it or leave it o, if, on the way of that boy to his house, got knocked down by 10 new bulldozers at a time, God may make him inherit the gate fee to paradise without checking out his latter transgressive life-style, if at all he had one, but of the otherwise, the other guy that cheated just to pass, cos he couldn't/wouldn't prepare enough, the bottomless abysmal abyss and inferno are all ready thirsty of such head, I ain't judging, I wasn't given such heavy temerity, adjudication is of God... We've got to let the fear of God go with us in all we do my mate, "FOR WHY CHEATING TODAY AND HAVE EXCELLENT THEN FAIL FOR EVER AND EVER TOMORROW THAT MAY BE DEVOID OF RESTITUTION." "LIFE IS OF NEMESIS" "IT'S GOOD TO DO GOOD BUT BAD TO DO BAD." "I SHALL ENTERTAKE EVERYTHING IN MY OWN COIN WHEN THE TRUMPET SOUNDS YOU TOO AREN'T EXCLUDED, WE ALL HAVE THE SAME GOWN WHEN IT COMES TO THAT."

Believe me, I did O'level 5 times afore I could ace through, while those that couldn't even wrote or spelt their names accurately, that I do know, but via ORIJO, were all ready packing there loads, leaving for their schools, when I was still preparing to retaking the same exam...

Aye, God has eyes, so not blind, he sees now, then and the incoming macro-seconds... Judgement awaits, no long thing... Shalom Aleichem...[/b]

slybrolin: am jst as surprised as u are also, same thing d dude is saying is wat I said, bt don't knw how on earth those vile remarks were directed at me. Anyway I shouldn't have bothered abt such a trivial issue; since it has been said by 1 wise man that 'a man's action is a product of his thinking or his self' it is quite evident wat u represent, 4give me if it sounds harsh bt u 've said far worse than dt to me and dt is 'confusion' a look at ur username lends credence 2 d fact. Do u knw hw many ppl here got confused jst because of dt? On dis note I rest my case. Nb: dis is nt a call to oral assault jst made my point heard wouldn't even respond to u if u write up any thing typical of u. Don't knw wat u enjoy in confusing and slandering others!!! If u think am d only 1 who feels same way u can read up previous pages and u will see hw many times u been asked 4 an explanation. Even if u feel wronged abt sth there is wat is called constructive criticism, u don't go all out verbally assaulting others!!! As usual of me am sori tho dt I heard to write all these I jst can't stand ppl who 've lost dier sense of priority, I felt u needed 2 be cut down 2 sizes cos ur excesses were getting unbearable. Try incorporate dt next time when u have a conflicting idea abt sth den u will see it really works. I hope d words have written are nt too much 4 u? Shm *saying I went 2 get a dictionary jst cos I wanna type sth down* u really mke me laugh jajajajajajaja hermienat

GodzBELOVED: See ehn, you people, I understand that you people can speak and blow big grammar but please, for the sake of others(like me) who don't know 'big english', please speak simple english. Blowing grammar won't get us anywhere,it will only cause headache for others...so please,be considerate,eh. It is better to speak a few simple words and get the good attention of others than to speak a thousand big words and not carry anybody along... Peace!

Olastep1: thank u so much 4 that. I realy wish to make u the Treasurer of that committee but hey, i dont trust u ladies with money. Make Binti Laye no come vex 4 me say na me Mali-cious the committee....lolz

Olastep1: yea...bro.... We had d same experience. I was just using that as an analogy. Thumbs up!!!. I would have loved to rest my case here but pls one more thing....


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DOES THE PAST AFFECTS THE FUTURE? WHAT ABOUT THE PRESENT?

miss law: hahan nt fair oooo *hurt ma feelns*
me sef nt interestd joor

gloatkenf: [b]Morny in Jesus' name jae, all rice, let's go there... Now, you've started again, ah ah, how on earth would your past not affect your present and even your so called envisaged rosy morrow/tomorrow when God Himself gangan said in my Kjv bible that, the sins of the past ages are going to hunt and haunt down the 3 generations incoming for since their sins were so pultrid.

You know what, it was cos you slapped Obama last night that made FBI or NYPD jailed you today or it was cos you met the cut off in Jamb that made you to wobble down to the source of all Yorubas', just to embrace the varsity's acrid or acid test or it was cos you made it in the jamb usual exam, post utme and then in the aggregate that made your name to reflect on the list pasted on that board on the campus or it was cos Jesus died that made Him to resurrect or it was cos satana/the old nick/the devil disobeyed God that made God to get irked and then rusticate him down here or it was cos God moulded heavens and earth within 7 days that made him to create our super-papa and supra-mama or Adam and Eve or it was cos I answered the question you asked me last night that made you to ask me another one this morn or it was cos I didn't answer satisfactorily, that compelled you to put on your ink again toward me to enquire me another one or it would be because I live a sinful life now which must be then when I pop the cog/die when the time's ripe that would make me 2go to the seol/hell in the long run or a faithful life and then end up upstairs or...
Bro, the main thing is, not branching or making the past as one's lord and saviour but making all that happened in the past more worth recollecting now and in the morrow by rectifying all the bent edges or spots we'd mistakenly or intently created for ourselves via God's intercede/intervention now and not in the future but mostly for the sole sake of the future, "for sane minds would always dream dreams of a better morrow," i.e okay, as a quintessence/a good examply; "you slapped your dad last night, God forbid, he went ballistic and disowned/renounced/denounced you in that selfsame night, this morny you picked up your bible, read the ten commandments, and you saw, "HONOUR YOUR FATHER AND YOUR MAMA, THAT YOUR DAYS..." as a result, afterwards, by that you felt meanly penitent, and then this morn, you sobriethly gathered up bravery and then penitently hobbled towards your dad, prostrated, with tear glands rolling down from your eye sockets uncomptrollably, ask for pardon of sin...which sin? Sin you committed, committed? Yeah, by slapping your pa 100 times last night, which our bible eschewed gravely and now/in the present, asking for forgiveness this morny for it was cos I was amateurish or devil's ploy manifesting that made you to that...

Bloke, "Your yestaday's actions would always have a reflection in this days reaction."

And about the present. You know what, that's the very reason I said yesterday that they (PAST, NOW AND FUTURE) are like three trees that can't do without each other... If the past could affect the present, then the present also could affect the past and the future, the future and now/present could rectify the past too or make it more uglier... You see, it's intertwined/interwovened for they are states that are indisputable, inexpendable but domitable...

Ehn nah, you know what, "YESTERDAY STARTED A SECOND AGO, NOW/THE PRESENT STARTS NOW BUT ENDS NOW WHILE THE FUTURE BEGINS IMMEDIATELY AFTER THE INCOMING OF THE NEXT SECOND." "EVERYTHING STARTS AND DIES WITHIN 3 SECONDS."

All rice, I failed oau post utme in the past years, it pained me in the past, but I punched away the pain it caused me, I succumbed, re-sat, re-read the more wela and went back to retake the same exam I faced and failed in the past and now, I faced it aced through...

Why? Cos, I learnt that I didn't prepare enough in the past or other classified reasons; having known that fact, I started reading the more today, I did the examination one day and the result was hauled out, I checked mine and jubilated, rejoiced and extoled all in the future...

Shalom, sincerely yours jo jare...[/b]

Manjisamuel: For Gods sake pple, lets discuss d very issue of this thread, oau 2012/2013 academic session, ehn, pls ko, when we get to sch we can speak english well, for nw hw far with our e portal.

Olastep1:
yea...u'r correct. NOW, all have been said. Everything is important for each and everyone. They are intricate bodies. My earnest prayer is that we shall get to the zenith of our dreams. AMEN

Hausa: the oau site still aint going....bisebidillahi
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the biggest problem right now is not bout d eportal opening, but its bout d fact that when d eportal finally opens for us, d site will still lock up 4 some days due to congestion.
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>
...and dat is not gud news @ all.

Jerobans: Please, can someone help....a cousin wants to sit for this utme and she is asking the utme subjects combination for SOCIOLOGY

slybrolin: am jst as surprised as u are also, same thing d dude is saying is wat I said, bt don't knw how on earth those vile remarks were directed at me. Anyway I shouldn't have bothered abt such a trivial issue; since it has been said by 1 wise man that 'a man's action is a product of his thinking or his self' it is quite evident wat u represent, 4give me if it sounds harsh bt u 've said far worse than dt to me and dt is 'confusion' a look at ur username lends credence 2 d fact. Do u knw hw many ppl here got confused jst because of dt? On dis note I rest my case. Nb: dis is nt a call to oral assault jst made my point heard wouldn't even respond to u if u write up any thing typical of u. Don't knw wat u enjoy in confusing and slandering others!!! If u think am d only 1 who feels same way u can read up previous pages and u will see hw many times u been asked 4 an explanation. Even if u feel wronged abt sth there is wat is called constructive criticism, u don't go all out verbally assaulting others!!! As usual of me am sori tho dt I heard to write all these I jst can't stand ppl who 've lost dier sense of priority, I felt u needed 2 be cut down 2 sizes cos ur excesses were getting unbearable. Try incorporate dt next time when u have a conflicting idea abt sth den u will see it really works. I hope d words have written are nt too much 4 u? Shm *saying I went 2 get a dictionary jst cos I wanna type sth down* u really mke me laugh jajajajajajaja

gloatkenf: [b]Morny in Jesus' name jae, all rice, let's go there... Now, you've started again, ah ah, how on earth would your past not affect your present and even your so called envisaged rosy morrow/tomorrow when God Himself gangan said in my Kjv bible that, the sins of the past ages are going to hunt and haunt down the 3 generations incoming for since their sins were so pultrid.

You know what, it was cos you slapped Obama last night that made FBI or NYPD jailed you today or it was cos you met the cut off in Jamb that made you to wobble down to the source of all Yorubas', just to embrace the varsity's acrid or acid test or it was cos you made it in the jamb usual exam, post utme and then in the aggregate that made your name to reflect on the list pasted on that board on the campus or it was cos Jesus died that made Him to resurrect or it was cos satana/the old nick/the devil disobeyed God that made God to get irked and then rusticate him down here or it was cos God moulded heavens and earth within 7 days that made him to create our super-papa and supra-mama or Adam and Eve or it was cos I answered the question you asked me last night that made you to ask me another one this morn or it was cos I didn't answer satisfactorily, that compelled you to put on your ink again toward me to enquire me another one or it would be because I live a sinful life now which must be then when I pop the cog/die when the time's ripe that would make me 2go to the seol/hell in the long run or a faithful life and then end up upstairs or...
Bro, the main thing is, not branching or making the past as one's lord and saviour but making all that happened in the past more worth recollecting now and in the morrow by rectifying all the bent edges or spots we'd mistakenly or intently created for ourselves via God's intercede/intervention now and not in the future but mostly for the sole sake of the future, "for sane minds would always dream dreams of a better morrow," i.e okay, as a quintessence/a good examply; "you slapped your dad last night, God forbid, he went ballistic and disowned/renounced/denounced you in that selfsame night, this morny you picked up your bible, read the ten commandments, and you saw, "HONOUR YOUR FATHER AND YOUR MAMA, THAT YOUR DAYS..." as a result, afterwards, by that you felt meanly penitent, and then this morn, you sobriethly gathered up bravery and then penitently hobbled towards your dad, prostrated, with tear glands rolling down from your eye sockets uncomptrollably, ask for pardon of sin...which sin? Sin you committed, committed? Yeah, by slapping your pa 100 times last night, which our bible eschewed gravely and now/in the present, asking for forgiveness this morny for it was cos I was amateurish or devil's ploy manifesting that made you to that...

Bloke, "Your yestaday's actions would always have a reflection in this days reaction."

And about the present. You know what, that's the very reason I said yesterday that they (PAST, NOW AND FUTURE) are like three trees that can't do without each other... If the past could affect the present, then the present also could affect the past and the future, the future and now/present could rectify the past too or make it more uglier... You see, it's intertwined/interwovened for they are states that are indisputable, inexpendable but domitable...

Ehn nah, you know what, "YESTERDAY STARTED A SECOND AGO, NOW/THE PRESENT STARTS NOW BUT ENDS NOW WHILE THE FUTURE BEGINS IMMEDIATELY AFTER THE INCOMING OF THE NEXT SECOND." "EVERYTHING STARTS AND DIES WITHIN 3 SECONDS."

All rice, I failed oau post utme in the past years, it pained me in the past, but I punched away the pain it caused me, I succumbed, re-sat, re-read the more wela and went back to retake the same exam I faced and failed in the past and now, I faced it aced through...

Why? Cos, I learnt that I didn't prepare enough in the past or other classified reasons; having known that fact, I started reading the more today, I did the examination one day and the result was hauled out, I checked mine and jubilated, rejoiced and extoled all in the future...

Shalom, sincerely yours jo jare...[/b]

Jerobans: Please, can someone help....a cousin wants to sit for this utme and she is asking the utme subjects combination for SOCIOLOGY