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Re: ‘my Wife Threatened To Kill Me For Failing To Satisfy Her In Bed’ by Lavisha(f): 11:01am On Jun 23
Melagros:
COMRADES, sometimes men fail to perform their duty in bed because we dey carry a lot of 'loads' on our head

What happened to Agbo Jedi?!

Aphrodisiacs like Jekonmo, monkey-tail, bitter-cola, kaya-maza, bitterleaf-juice etc are still working.

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Re: ‘my Wife Threatened To Kill Me For Failing To Satisfy Her In Bed’ by Captain0823: 11:24am On Jun 23
Let her kill you first
Una no Bleep wen una dey date
Re: ‘my Wife Threatened To Kill Me For Failing To Satisfy Her In Bed’ by otherway: 11:36am On Jun 23
Deltatoto:
na crase ppl u Dey meet.have met women that will tell u not to give them head.At my level of understanding of health I won’t even try it.its highly unhygienic

The place is cleaner than our mouths.

It has a microflora that keeps it clean at all times.

If a lady has an infection, she should treat it ASAP but the role of acidophillus lactobacillus is to increase the acidity of the place so that germs will not thrive there.

That is why it tastes acidic.

But don't give random women head o. Focus on your wife.

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Re: ‘my Wife Threatened To Kill Me For Failing To Satisfy Her In Bed’ by Deltatoto: 11:52am On Jun 23
otherway:


The place is cleaner than our mouths.

It has a mucroflora that keeps it clean at all times.

If a lady has an infection, she should treat it ASAP but the role of acidophillus lactobacillus is to increase the acidity of the place so that germs will not thrive there.

That is why it tastes acidic.

But don't give random women head o. Focus on your wife.
God!where I from meet headmaster for nairaland.your points are valid sha.But bros eeeh even my wife I no do.I hardly kiss sef.e get as I take Dey.
Re: ‘my Wife Threatened To Kill Me For Failing To Satisfy Her In Bed’ by otherway: 11:59am On Jun 23
Deltatoto:
God!where I from meet headmaster for nairaland.your points are valid sha.But bros eeeh even my wife I no do.I hardly kiss sef.e get as I take Dey.

Guy you are missing.

That place is so so sweet especially if she is not circumcised hulala..,it will be so fleshy and if you have original honey just sprinkle it on the place and lick her stupendously.

Guy I no dey lie, in all my years with women, no woman don ever leave me but nah me dey run cos 99.999% of ladies will hardly leave a man with a good head game even if he does not have erection.

So imagine a guy with over 7inches active dck with amazing head game.

I honestly pity those wives whose husbands deny good head.

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Re: ‘my Wife Threatened To Kill Me For Failing To Satisfy Her In Bed’ by Galinton(m): 11:59am On Jun 23
Lavisha:


What happened to Agbo Jedi?!

Aphrodisiacs like Jekonmo, monkey-tail, bitter-cola, kaya-maza, bitterleaf-juice etc are still working.
hmm, just because of sex?
Re: ‘my Wife Threatened To Kill Me For Failing To Satisfy Her In Bed’ by Deltatoto: 12:04pm On Jun 23
otherway:


Guy you are missing.

That place is so so sweet especially if she is not circumcised hulala..,it will be so fleshy and if you have original honey just sprinkle it on the place and lick her stupendously.

Guy I no dey lie, in all my years with women, no woman don ever leave me but nah me dey run cos 99.999% of ladies will hardly leave a man with a good head game even if he does not have erection.

So imagine a guy with over 7inches active dck with amazing head game.

I honestly pity those wives whose husbands deny good head.
bros woman when wan leave I go give her enough money to leave.E get thgs when I no fit do.I no Dey follow woman make she fit no fit leave me.if my wife wan go now make she Dey go.

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Re: ‘my Wife Threatened To Kill Me For Failing To Satisfy Her In Bed’ by otherway: 12:06pm On Jun 23
Deltatoto:
bros woman when wan leave I go give her enough money to leave.E get thgs when I no fit do.I no Dey follow woman make she fit no fit leave me.if my wife wan go now make she Dey go.

Bro I give head because I love it and I can give a lady head for many hours and enjoy it most if she sits on my face and grind the thing on my mouth.

I don't do it so a lady won't leave me. I do it cos I love it but I just realized that ladies don't ever leave me.

Your username though grin
Re: ‘my Wife Threatened To Kill Me For Failing To Satisfy Her In Bed’ by Deltatoto: 12:25pm On Jun 23
otherway:


Bro I give head because I love it and I can give a lady head for many hours and enjoy it most if she sits on my face and grind the thing on my mouth.

I don't do it so a lady won't leave me. I do it cos I love it but I just realized that ladies don't ever leave me.

Your username though grin
lol I no be very intimate person sha.But women Dey enjoy to Dey around me.i get my own vibe outside sex.I Dey lash well o but hardly do crazy or dirty stuffs in bed.Bros na money full my head Abeg.Credit alert of 100k or miss world I go chose 100k.i just feel say for this life man when no make money na failure.I no sure say them fit judge anyman say e sabi Bleep well well as a successful man.lol I Dey represent my state na.i be delta boy

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Re: ‘my Wife Threatened To Kill Me For Failing To Satisfy Her In Bed’ by bandad: 12:29pm On Jun 23
Then satisfy her na. What do you want her to eat?
Re: ‘my Wife Threatened To Kill Me For Failing To Satisfy Her In Bed’ by ogbonti: 12:54pm On Jun 23
Melagros:
COMRADES, sometimes men fail to perform their duty in bed because we dey carry a lot of 'loads' on our head




That is why FckBoys perform better - they onlyshownup to nack - they do nada for the babe 😂

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Re: ‘my Wife Threatened To Kill Me For Failing To Satisfy Her In Bed’ by Jnana19(m): 1:11pm On Jun 23
Re: ‘my Wife Threatened To Kill Me For Failing To Satisfy Her In Bed’ by Melagros(m): 1:39pm On Jun 23
Lavisha:


What happened to Agbo Jedi?!

Aphrodisiacs like Jekonmo, monkey-tail, bitter-cola, kaya-maza, bitterleaf-juice etc are still working.
Abeg make una dey pity us, no kill us finish
Re: ‘my Wife Threatened To Kill Me For Failing To Satisfy Her In Bed’ by Melagros(m): 1:41pm On Jun 23
Deltatoto:
as we speak I have over 42m with customs apapa that I have not sorted out.If my wife enter my room na slap I go take pusue her.na poor ppl Dey fork anyhow.
I dey tell you grin
Re: ‘my Wife Threatened To Kill Me For Failing To Satisfy Her In Bed’ by donhils: 1:43pm On Jun 23
Buy her a sèx toy
Re: ‘my Wife Threatened To Kill Me For Failing To Satisfy Her In Bed’ by Uiibrahim(m): 2:40pm On Jun 23
Is this the position called spooning? How manage your woman cums easily while on this position?
Re: ‘my Wife Threatened To Kill Me For Failing To Satisfy Her In Bed’ by Gerrard59(m): 2:43pm On Jun 23
winner37:
Unfortunately men don't understand sex among the difficult task on earth ,sex is not only having penetration and get released and relax...
Many men faild badly on sexual behaviors in a sense that having sex as if you are fighting no communication,no romance, no kissing, no fingering, no sucking if all this is absent during sex how on earth will you satisfied od pleasure a lady or woman?
Personal hygiene matters a lot , tell your spouse to have a lukewarm bath brush his or her teeth to avoid discomfort from mouth odor, wash his or her private part that was well shaved and give it a little roleon.
Engaging on a deeper romance which comprises of kissing, sucking, Play with nipples and boots and don't be scared of licking her is your own so if you don't lick her cunt who will do that for you?
..
Communicate by asking any new style today or what can we try new today? What do you like most I should be doing now ? Run on her with your dick let her screamed , kiss her neck, lick her ears, lick her stomach down to her cunt and see how she will die having your dick inside her wet pussy..

Sex is a very powerful tools in any given marriage

Thank you. My modus operandi has always been making the woman cum first. It is easy for a man to cum anytime during sex.

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Re: ‘my Wife Threatened To Kill Me For Failing To Satisfy Her In Bed’ by Uiibrahim(m): 2:53pm On Jun 23
otherway:


The place is cleaner than our mouths.

It has a microflora that keeps it clean at all times.

If a lady has an infection, she should treat it ASAP but the role of acidophillus lactobacillus is to increase the acidity of the place so that germs will not thrive there.

That is why it tastes acidic.

But don't give random women head o. Focus on your wife.
Re: ‘my Wife Threatened To Kill Me For Failing To Satisfy Her In Bed’ by lastkingsman: 3:33pm On Jun 23
winner37:
Unfortunately men don't understand sex among the difficult task on earth ,sex is not only having penetration and get released and relax...
Many men faild badly on sexual behaviors in a sense that having sex as if you are fighting no communication,no romance, no kissing, no fingering, no sucking if all this is absent during sex how on earth will you satisfied od pleasure a lady or woman?
Personal hygiene matters a lot , tell your spouse to have a lukewarm bath brush his or her teeth to avoid discomfort from mouth odor, wash his or her private part that was well shaved and give it a little roleon.
Engaging on a deeper romance which comprises of kissing, sucking, Play with nipples and boots and don't be scared of licking her is your own so if you don't lick her cunt who will do that for you? ..
Communicate by asking any new style today or what can we try new today? What do you like most I should be doing now ? Run on her with your dick let her screamed , kiss her neck, lick her ears, lick her stomach down to her cunt and see how she will die having your dick inside her wet pussy..

Sex is a very powerful tools in any given marriage

Lol

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Re: ‘my Wife Threatened To Kill Me For Failing To Satisfy Her In Bed’ by Regex: 3:51pm On Jun 23
winner37:
Unfortunately men don't understand sex among the difficult task on earth ,sex is not only having penetration and get released and relax...
Many men faild badly on sexual behaviors in a sense that having sex as if you are fighting no communication,no romance, no kissing, no fingering, no sucking if all this is absent during sex how on earth will you satisfied od pleasure a lady or woman?
Personal hygiene matters a lot , tell your spouse to have a lukewarm bath brush his or her teeth to avoid discomfort from mouth odor, wash his or her private part that was well shaved and give it a little roleon.
Engaging on a deeper romance which comprises of kissing, sucking, Play with nipples and boots and don't be scared of licking her is your own so if you don't lick her cunt who will do that for you? ..
Communicate by asking any new style today or what can we try new today? What do you like most I should be doing now ? Run on her with your dick let her screamed , kiss her neck, lick her ears, lick her stomach down to her cunt and see how she will die having your dick inside her wet pussy..

Sex is a very powerful tools in any given marriage
*** with pen and paper...

Lesson noted

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Re: ‘my Wife Threatened To Kill Me For Failing To Satisfy Her In Bed’ by Mcdaniels06: 4:10pm On Jun 23
Threatening to kill you ?
Sorry I don't understand.
Since when has killing the partner become the remedy for poor sexual performance??

Nigerians and illusions be like 5 & 6


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Re: ‘my Wife Threatened To Kill Me For Failing To Satisfy Her In Bed’ by Exceed15: 5:00pm On Jun 23
When your wife loves sex more than you - there's a problem o.
Re: ‘my Wife Threatened To Kill Me For Failing To Satisfy Her In Bed’ by pikechukwu6(m): 5:25pm On Jun 23
You better do your work... She is not widow yet.
grin grin
Re: ‘my Wife Threatened To Kill Me For Failing To Satisfy Her In Bed’ by Wildkat02: 5:58pm On Jun 23
popweezy:
Which kind wahala be this again.. Garri , beans and pepper is too expensive for common layman. But one woman is somewhere craving for king Nasir.. This life get as e be

Porn expert 😂. No wonder ya data dey always finish

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Re: ‘my Wife Threatened To Kill Me For Failing To Satisfy Her In Bed’ by lastkingsman: 6:24pm On Jun 23
Regex:

*** with pen and paper...

Lesson noted

Yeye man, na this kind lesson you go dey note. Onye Ara grin
Re: ‘my Wife Threatened To Kill Me For Failing To Satisfy Her In Bed’ by Regex: 6:34pm On Jun 23
lastkingsman:


Yeye man, na this kind lesson you go dey note. Onye Ara grin

😂 😂 😂

Eh... This one pass me na. Make I learn...😂 😂 😂 😂
Re: ‘my Wife Threatened To Kill Me For Failing To Satisfy Her In Bed’ by lastkingsman: 6:37pm On Jun 23
Regex:


😂 😂 😂

Eh... This one pass me na. Make I learn...😂 😂 😂 😂

Na this kind people they carry person girlfriend/wife wholesale. Omo grin
Re: ‘my Wife Threatened To Kill Me For Failing To Satisfy Her In Bed’ by Sapasenator: 7:59pm On Jun 23
I am he support of the wife. Either you satisfy her in za other room or get killed.
Re: ‘my Wife Threatened To Kill Me For Failing To Satisfy Her In Bed’ by Midex88(m): 8:26pm On Jun 23
slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggar
The greatest gift you can ever give a woman is to satisfy her and make her reach orgasm during sex
They cherish it so much

But the funny thing is women's orgasm is not easy ....they have to be emotionally happy with you before they can get to orgasm
Most times when we men about to cum that is when women are getting started

And sometimes some women have different positions that makes them enjoy sex and reach orgasm easily

Like my baby girl she prefers and reaches orgasm easily with the spooning positions...once we assume that positions on bed and I insert my fertile rod...she moan and reaches orgasm within ten minutes

You mean like giving her the rod from the back grin
Re: ‘my Wife Threatened To Kill Me For Failing To Satisfy Her In Bed’ by seuncyrus(m): 11:20pm On Jun 23
Formation10:
can you satify your wife without taking drugs or you want to tell me that you can last 2 to 3 hrs on your wife

Why would any woman need 2 -3 hours to be satisfied ?
Re: ‘my Wife Threatened To Kill Me For Failing To Satisfy Her In Bed’ by cl0r0x: 5:19am On Jun 24
For this game everybody dey hustle him own cum.

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