🤣LAUGH OUT LOU! D (LOL)🤣
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With Darcon

1. Police arrested me and my girlfriend yesterday evening, this morning her boyfriend came and bail her🤪😝 Fear Ladies o!

2. So a cheat doesn't want to marry a cheat in this country, I thought iron sharpeneth iron.🤣

3. If you want to drink real tea, 🥤 just tell your girlfriend to remove her hair net and put inside hot water for you and BOOM! Tea is ready, that's how we roll.
🤣🤣 It's not my handwriting oo

4. How can I buy chicken 🐔 for 10k and you expect me not to drink the blood. 😁 U for gree?

5. WhatsApp should create a VIP section for iPhone and Samsung users like us, mixing us with itel, tecno and Infinix is not fair at all😲

6. It's only African mother's that will wake you by 1am and beat you for an offence you committed 1pm yesterday. Nawao😍😍😍

7. Don't be a boring boyfriend, romance her during her period, rub her blood on your face and shout
ISAKABA 🙈😱

8. People are stressful this days, imagine a man drops his children at his office, and went to school 🤣🤣
Papa Emeka what are you actually thinking 🤣

9. TEACHER: Which Nation do you hate most
Me: Exami - Nation 😍

10. Reason with me, if I'm ugly today, I co make-up tomorrow 💏 Abi u want make I bleach 😁

11. Do you want to hear a CONSTRUCTION JOKE 🤣😱
Sorry am still working on it 😍

12. All guys are complaining that girls are after money, just wait until you see the one that is after your LIFE. Na there you co understand life🤪 Dey play 🕺

13. Wickedness is when you finish reading this jokes and you refuse to react👍💛🖐️

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Darcon shaaaaaa