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Darcon Jokes: Shaaaa by Darcon1111(m): 10:13pm On Jul 01 |
Two men dīed same day and become Ghøst. And this conversation ensued between them Ghøst 1: *How did you dīe?* Ghøst 2: *I was mistakenly locked up in a freezer. At first I was freezing and then I couldn't breathe and dīed*. Ghøst 1: *Oh! What a sād way to dīe*. Ghøst 2: *Yeah. How did you dīe?*. Ghost 1: *I dīed of heart attāck. I came back from work and saw a man's pair of shoe at my door steps. I rushed into the room and saw my wife nāked alone on the bed. I searched everywhere including the kitchen, all the other bedrooms, I mean everywhere but I couldn't find the man! I just sat on the floor and suddenly developed a heārt attāck and dīed.* Ghøst 2: *Did you check inside the refrigerator?*. Ghost 1: *No* Ghost 2: *Idīot! You should have checked the refrigerator and both of us would have been alive now*🏃♂️🚶♂️🚶♂️ |
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