A Man lived alone in the countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day, the dog died, and the Man went to the parish pastor and said, "pastor, my dog is dead. Could there be a mass for the poor creature?" The Pastor replied, "I'm afraid not. We cannot have services for an animal in the church. But there is a new church down the road, and there's no tellin' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the animal; you can go and find out”. Then the Man answered innocently, "I'll go right away Pastor. But do you think $50,000 is enough to donate for the burial service?" The Pastor exclaimed, "Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn't you tell me the dog was a Christian……….we definitely have services for all Christians!?"

well done oh. the pastor na real runs man

Money Talks***********Bullshit runs the race

wow! its time to make some dough you guys in nairaland should start dyn so dat i can have some money to celebrate this yuletide

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAH
some pastors n money

kronkykay:

Money Talks***********Bullshit runs the race

No b lie jare

wow!
that pastor really like money oo.
true true na money dey talk

Now that got me cracking, alright!!!

THATS REALLY COOL
madam clem u re looking for trouble