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The Yoruba Man by cushman(m): 4:56pm On Mar 14, 2006 |
A young Yoruba man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to Lagos on a vacation, for two weeks, and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Yoruba man hands over the keys to a new brand BMW 6 series. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank. The yourba man produces the title and everything checks out. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the yoruba man, for using an $80,000 BMW as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the BMW into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the yoruba man returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a successful business man. What puzzles us is,why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" The Yoruba man replies: "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks, and pay only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?" The bank employees watch as he pulls out of the garage, windows down and sunroof open. Juju music blasting from his car, as he pulled away. |
Re: The Yoruba Man by Free(f): 5:14pm On Mar 14, 2006 |
hahaha ![]() ![]() |
Re: The Yoruba Man by scholarist: 5:46pm On Nov 11, 2008 |
yoruba boys, ![]() na we get sense passsssssss |
Re: The Yoruba Man by Nobody: 5:51pm On Nov 11, 2008 |
lol |
Re: The Yoruba Man by tytylayor: 5:54pm On Nov 11, 2008 |
scholarist: me sef no dats y ziggy no fit open mouth |
Re: The Yoruba Man by Nobody: 5:59pm On Nov 11, 2008 |
Oh brotherrrrrrrrrrr. . . ![]() |
Re: The Yoruba Man by clemcykul(f): 10:43am On Nov 12, 2008 |
yoruba mafias don dey show diaself o |
Re: The Yoruba Man by crazo(m): 1:38pm On Nov 18, 2009 |
yoruba boys na baba |
Re: The Yoruba Man by Dunddy(m): 5:37pm On Nov 18, 2009 |
seen b4. lol anyway ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: The Yoruba Man by D1KeleVra(m): 7:16pm On Nov 18, 2009 |
@joke niiice we yorubas sef sharp ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: The Yoruba Man by Abbygyal(f): 9:13pm On Nov 18, 2009 |
nt all yoruba's are sharp. . . same with other cultures nice joke neways |
Re: The Yoruba Man by 2Direct(m): 9:26pm On Nov 18, 2009 |
See dis Ekiti woman don dey yarn dust bout other tribes |
Re: The Yoruba Man by D1KeleVra(m): 9:30pm On Nov 18, 2009 |
lol. . . no mind the girl. . . she's yound and innocent. . . . . . . . i bet u are now planning on taking advantage of that huh! blady opportunist |
Re: The Yoruba Man by 2Direct(m): 9:37pm On Nov 18, 2009 |
Hahaha, See dis local tout dey talk. Bend head go left make i see road jor |
Re: The Yoruba Man by D1KeleVra(m): 9:49pm On Nov 18, 2009 |
my neck dey pain me. . . make i waka pass? ![]() |
Re: The Yoruba Man by 2Direct(m): 9:56pm On Nov 18, 2009 |
Just drex go left cuz i know sey u nor dey fit wakka well |
Re: The Yoruba Man by Abbygyal(f): 10:00pm On Nov 18, 2009 |
2Direct: I'm not from ekiti! |
Re: The Yoruba Man by 2Direct(m): 10:02pm On Nov 18, 2009 |
Liar, wetin ekiti state dey find for your C.V ? |
Re: The Yoruba Man by Abbygyal(f): 10:17pm On Nov 18, 2009 |
lol ask D1 nt me |
Re: The Yoruba Man by D1KeleVra(m): 10:21pm On Nov 18, 2009 |
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Re: The Yoruba Man by 2Direct(m): 10:22pm On Nov 18, 2009 |
Lol what can i say |
Re: The Yoruba Man by Abbygyal(f): 10:47pm On Nov 18, 2009 |
D1KeleVra:coz u said i was from Ekiti rmbr |
Re: The Yoruba Man by D1KeleVra(m): 10:50pm On Nov 18, 2009 |
u don start to dey climb all the palm tree wey dey ur area abby abi? |
Re: The Yoruba Man by 2Direct(m): 10:51pm On Nov 18, 2009 |
U wey nor know if u be yoruba or benin |
Re: The Yoruba Man by D1KeleVra(m): 10:52pm On Nov 18, 2009 |
shattap thia! u flying gorilla ![]() |
Re: The Yoruba Man by 2Direct(m): 10:55pm On Nov 18, 2009 |
Shut de fu*k up and mind your business Biffer! |
Re: The Yoruba Man by Abbygyal(f): 10:58pm On Nov 18, 2009 |
uhmmm kk! I am from Ogunstate. . . .mumc is 4rm edo. |
Re: The Yoruba Man by D1KeleVra(m): 11:00pm On Nov 18, 2009 |
Abbygyal: then? ![]() 2Direct: lol why i go try enter ur danfo biz? |
Re: The Yoruba Man by 2Direct(m): 11:03pm On Nov 18, 2009 |
*smiles* im happy for you, Where in 9aija are u right now? |
Re: The Yoruba Man by D1KeleVra(m): 11:07pm On Nov 18, 2009 |
f!lunck sh!ilt!! why'd u think i'd tell u huh?? ![]() |
Re: The Yoruba Man by 2Direct(m): 11:10pm On Nov 18, 2009 |
Kolo lol |
Re: The Yoruba Man by Dunddy(m): 11:12pm On Nov 18, 2009 |
2Direct: u wan go rob am? ![]() |
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