This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. So the guy sits down next to her and pulls a small box from his pocket. He opens it and there's a frog inside.

The blonde says, "He's cute, but does he do tricks?" The guy says, "Yea, he licks pussy."

So after talking with her for several minutes, he convinces her to come with him to his apartment. They get there and she takes all of her clothes off, gets into the bed and spreads her legs. The guy sets the frog right between her legs and it just sits there not moving at all.

The blond says, "Well? what's up?" The frog still does not move.

So the guy leans over to the frog and says, "All right, I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!"

dalyn i don't like this one bit this joke sound s somehow childish i don't want to hurt u dear but i can't help my disappointment either

mimiko watz up? how is your life sailing

how many guys aren there now in your life  because i want to get u hooked up
u called me yersterday dat u need a guy desperately so i dont really know how to help out hope u accept my generosity wid a tinge of salt

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Clem u forgot to give me ur house address

okk teady dalyn i live at no. 41c murtala mohd. way kcity, once u alight turn around, go to the left, the right then go straight take the bend by ur left u'll see a blue and black biulding with 2 gates dont enter thru the gate, jump over the fence den ring the doorbell i'll be there to welcome u

clemcykul:

dalyn i don't like this one bit this joke sound s somehow childish i don't want to hurt u dear but i can't help my disappointment either

I'm sorry for sayin that. I forgot that u were the blond. maybe i shld learn how 2 keep secrets

clemcykul:

okk teady dalyn i live at no. 41c murtala mohd. way kcity, once u alight turn around, go to the left, the right then go straight take the bend by your left u'll see a blue and black biulding with 2 gates don't enter through the gate, jump over the fence den ring the doorbell i'll be there to welcome u

sweetie, u forgot to tell him that when he jumps in, he shld pat the dobermanns and german shepherds on thier heads and whisper the password in hausa language

HAHAHHAHHAH lol iteun dear ur reallly funny lol

never mind the german sherperds stay in the parlour coz dat were miggie love em to be

i'll tell miggy to change tactics cos see ur giving out directions on how to get laid at home. i'll hold u down. Miggie shld take note