RESULTS HEREBY RELEASED:

SAUCEKID VS ALEXPISSU

SAUCEKID:

Punchlines - 4
Quote: "Alexpissu,Uz a worn out tissue/luv 2 disintegrate u/but dat aint d issue" (kinda weak bt i let u get away wt it)
Quote: "Im a don/step into yo hood/see u run 4 d hen coop"

Metaphors - 2
Quote:"I spit flows like a 9' O spas"

Wordplay - 2
Quote : "I do it better than M O Inc"

Multies - 0

Delivery - 4
(cud be better)

Creativity - 2
(needs work)

Total = 14 pts

ALEXPISSU:

Punchlines - 7
Quote:"dis midget saucekid said im a worn out tissue/i laugh coz i destroyed his white blood cells,so wats d issue"(dat was a killer punch!)
Quote:My shadow is the T so ur d error/coz u wan make ur dreamz come true battling ur mentor"
Quote: "Ur verses are crippled coz u wudnt step to make ya rap accomplishment"

Metaphors - 2
Quote:"me without rap is like a monitor wtout d keyboard"

Wordplay - 4
Quote:"my shadow is the T so u the Error"
Quote: "ur verses are crippled coz u wudnt step"

Multies - 0

Delivery - 4
(needs better structuring)

Creativity - 4
(cud be better)

Total = 21 pts

Afrocynic and Flowshow

I see none of  you wants to go first   think you 2  need a  referee to toss a  coin on who goes 1st

@maverik
hope u knw ma current battle wit hybrid's a round 2. u may wish to review the earlier one as zephrr simply said it was a close one.

MORE RESULTS!

MAILMALC VS OBEDZ

MAILMALC:

Punchlines - 8
Quote: "stay on u like a disease/dat can never be cured/like a bad habit,Uve been defined 2 be dropped"
Quote:"In clubs we be sippin on dubs/Obedz strippin,he be doin his job"
Quote:"Kick u till ur folks beg me 2 stop/put ma 9's in ur head,ur brains just gat popped"
Quote:"I sure make u Obes (Obesity) wt overdose of ma flows"

Wordplay - 6
Quote:"my multies mixed wt IN RHYMES/d result be ILL LINES"
Quote:"U got d ball in ur court,u still cudnt hit it"
Quote:"Uz a toothless dog,so futile"

Metaphors - 2
Quote:"stay on u like a disease dat can never be cured"

Multies - 0

Delivery - 6
(Good presentation skills)

Creativity - 6
(not bad at all)

Total = 28

OBEDZ:

Punchlines - 8
Quote: "B.G bout to be an O.G,coz dats what ur death warrant say"
Quote:"no rhyme,no style,am a leave u ass wt wounds"
Quote:"drag ur ass round ur hood/wt ur balls tied to ma booth"
Quote:"I light up nigga's house and watch ma grillz shine"

Wordplay - 4
Quote:"B.G bout to be O.G,coz dats wat ur death warrant say"
Quote:"I light up nigga's house and watch ma grillz shine"

Metaphors - 0

Multies - 0

Delivery - 8
(very good structure)

Creativity - 6
(dat line about 'grillz shining' was dope!)

Total = 26

Phew! (mops brow) dat was so close! Gotta go.

@Naijafan

Sori dude,my instructions are to analyze ONLY FRESH CASES! Hola at Zephyrr for further directives.Peace!

nevr mind then. . .

@Marverik
You don't have to wait  on Zephyrr  to  analyse carts battles why not  proceed  and  analyse Hybrid-x vs Naijafan

@Maverik
Sup. . i must really commend ur swiftness but i still got 2 unreplied battles. . thread page 15.

MAILMALC VS. HYBRID-X (awaiting Hybrid's verse)
MAILMALC VS. SIMMY (awaiting simmy's verse)

@wordsmith
still waitin for ur ish pal

@afrocynic
u and u'r opinions self. . . lol

*phew*, sorry i haven't been here all this while, just got time to whip some up. Here goes. . .

@ Hybrid,

Now the 'smith cocks guns//the result? you get lost on. . ./
. . .a weekend, like choppers i hover (HOVA) over ur carcass, u's a Lost One/
the Word be that psychic sickness, fortell ur doom whenever i breed illness/
i make Hybrid dig less, with his remains on a 1+5 feet deepness/
i drop that shit so sick, i write my verses on toilet paper/
(w)rap it up like Christmas packages and hurl at this hater/
even if this bitch gets signed by UEFA, u still ain't in my League*/
the hybrid u are, u must have been born with a minus rib/
u blow-a-head//then go ahead to sue Eve/
what that schmuck is so wrong with Adam?/
if i were him, i'll borrow a piece from the future and make it go "Ka-Blam!"/
my piece was on vacation, i never lost that gat/
Calvary's on the highway son, but never you cross my path/
just let me find that tool then i let the tool find you/
this chicken's scared//i let the crimson red blind you/
my versatility//brings about that lethal verbal fatality/
i break bread with the divine, you's just a mere carnality/
took u a whole week to come up with that weak ish/
B please//u get worn down like h*s doing a strip tease/
i'm done with this f*cked up hybrid, c'mon don't blush so cold girl/
what a trans-hybrid, i guess you wanted the best of both worlds/

@ Simmy:

This ain't Sesame stupid, those nursery rhymes i can't help but smile at u/
i bring myself so low. . .oh well, better call this child abuse/
even if i was siamese, i still wouldn't think twice/
pick a slick knife, then i slice this bitch nice/
put u over my knee, spank this brat 'til he screams "Abba Father!"/
u see me see wahala, but then we see simmy's cadaver/
offer a 3 course plate to Zeph and Maverik for judge reviews/
the verdict; "a steamin' carcass the Word brings with a savour u can't refuse"/
u ain't worth a dime son, you's nothing but loose change/
c'mon h* smile//u's a low life best at the bottom of the food chain/
with my piss and shit as your diet/
u cry best//when u get floored while the 'smith remains the flyest/

yo Im feelin this yaw got the judging flawless and it is in so many categorys I love it*claps*

@wordsmith
hi ya ? nice lines dude. . . still xpecting mine

@Mailmalc
Observation noted!

@The Community

I see some nu sh*t be up for stool analysis!

HYBRID-X VS WORDSMITH (Clash of the Titans)

SIMMY VS WORDSMITH (Methinks Somebody got murdered)

Results coming up shortly!

@maverik

you may have to define your meaning of the the word 'metaphor' to us, mr judge.
'stay on you like a disease that can never be cured' - that's a friggin' simile, not a metaphor.

you claim'd obedz has no metaphor, but what about this line
'I light up nigga's house and watch ma grillz shine' - not quite complete but closer to it compared to the line u picked above.

@ marverick,

if my battle with flowshow was disregarded,why then is he battling afrocynic??

give me someone to battle dawg, i'm tired of this lull

@mailmalc
hey men the internet is so large to point out a source about the copy and paste shit. the things is while some guys use their heads some copy and paste now where does the geniusity lays.uhm
this threads says scores to settle and i have one with HYBRID X and fakers like ZEP, would like me to and the funny part is that he tried to threathen me with a ban.thats why i had to use the swear words there.
so now i call HYBRID X to a rap battle.if he is a coward he will not reply to this.
just one post each and thats all .now i am expecting his post then comes mine.

WORD UP WORD UP WORD UP WORD UP
WHAT FRACAS IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE .I HAVE BEEN AWAY FOR JUST ONE WEEK AND THE WHOLE HOUSE IS ABOUT TO SCATTER, WHAT IS HAPPENING UP IN ERE !

@MAVERIK
WHY ARE RAPPERS COMPLAINING ABOUT UR ANALYSIS??
, SOME EVEN SAY U DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT A METAPHOR AND A SIMILE IS .VERY VERYGOOD , HOPE THEY WONT QUESTION UR AUTHORITY AS A JUDGE ,,,U R BARELY 1 WEEK OLD AND THEY ALL ACCEPTED U. NOW THEY SAY U DONT KNOW WHAT I METAPHOR IS .VERY FUNNY.

@FLOWSHOW
FLOWSHOW MY FOOT ! WHO DA Bleep R U TO MENTION MY NAME WITHOUT MY PERMISSION.
THEY EVEN ACCUSE U OF COPYING MY STYLE , gay U R A bleeping WANNABE !
MENTION MY NAME ONE MORE TIME AND U GET DISSED LIKE THE REST OF EM ! FLOWSHOW PUNK !


@ZEPPHYR
MY TEMPORARY SUSPENSION IS OVER TODAY I GUESS

LAGOS QUOTE : WHEN THE CAT IS AWAY ,THE WHOLE HOUSE TURNS INTO A HOUSE FULL OF RATS

I WANT IN .THE KING IS BACK !
BOLAJI AKA BJPUMPIN DA ILLEST !

@AFROCYNIC
WHERE MA GURL AT
UR BOY IS BACK , ALL HAIL THE KING !

*******************ISSUES


@EVERYONE

SORRY GUYS,BUT I WONT BE ABLE TO CONTINUE AS CO-JUDGE ON THE "STAR WARZ" THREAD .I HAVE AN OFFICAL CALL AT MY PLACE OF WORK,I HAVE BEEN SHORTLISTED TO PARTICIPATE IN AN OFFICIAL TRAINING WHICH IS GOING TO LAST  FOR A PERIOD OF 6-8WEEKS.ALREADY PACKED MY STUFF'S  OVER THE WEEKEND ON MY WAY TO THE AIRPORT.
WILL REALLY MISS YOU GUYS.
MUCH RESPECT.


@MAVERICK
PARTNER,SORRY BRO,BUT U THE ONE IN CHARGE NOW,YOU RUN THIS JOINT A 100%.I HAVE JUST TWO THINGS WHICH I LOVE U TO DO.FIRSTLY,WHICH EVER MCS IS THE FIRST TO EARN HIMSELF/HERSELF  7-BARS SHOULD BE DECLARED WINNER OF THIS TOUR.AND AFTER WHICH I THINK YOU SHOULD DO A TOP 5 LIST OF THE ILLEST MCS ON NAIRALAND BASED ON "STARS WARZ" .
MUCH RESPECT


@AFROCYNIC
U SEEM TO HAVE A LOT OF ATTITUDE PROBLEM,COMMON APPRECIATE OTHER MCS FOR ONCE RATHER THAN RUNNING THEM DOWN.

@MENIKE
BRO,U REALLY MESSED URSELF ,IF U THINK U ARE REALLY HOT THEN RESPOND TO HYBRID-X ,U DONT HAVE TO "CHICKEN OUT" WITH IRRELEVANT  LAME EXCUSES,"THEY DONT HOLD WATERS"


@ALEX
LOVELY COMPILATIONS BRO.

@MAVERICK

BRO,I GOT TO REALLY COMMEND YOU,YOU ARE DOING GREAT.I LIKE THE FLAVOR U ADDING TO THE SPOT BRO.

@ALEXTISSUE PAPER
UR ANALYSIS HAD TO MANY OF MY NAME IN IT
U DIDNT EVEN PICK ANY OF MA LINES AS A FAV.
AND TAKE NOTE AFROCYNIC HAS A RIGHT TO WHATEVER COMMENTS SHE MAKES ON YOU OR ANYONE , LET HER SPPEAK OUT . CANT NOBODY HOLD HER DOWN !

THIS UR BEEF FOR ME BOLAJI AND AFROCYNIC IS FOREVER INIT

ANYWAYS UR BEST FAVOURITE LINES AND ANALYSIS WAS VERY NICE , THE ONLY THING I THINK I HAVE A PROBLEM WIT IS THAT MY NAME CAME UP TO MUCH AT THE RECEIVING END, HELL YEAH , WOW I HAVE BEEN INVOLVED IN TOO MANY BATTLES .

MY NAME IS DEFINITELY WRITTEN IN GOLD !

NOW WHERE THEM GANGSTAS AT ?

@ZEPPHYR GET UR SILLY ASS OFF HERE ,, NOBODY WANTED UR BIASED ASS HERE ANYWAY , BUSH BOY LIKE YOU WONT HAVE INTERNET ACCESS ANYWHERE UR SOULPLANE IS TAKING U TOO.

@MAVERIK
NOW THAT UR DA SOLE JUDGE , SPEAK ON ME ,, MY SUSPENSION PERIOD IS OVER !
FIX ME IN A BATTLE NOW !

ANYBODY WANTS ME FOR LUNCH? , AM AVAILABLE FOR IMMEDIATE BATTLE

@MAVERIK/ZEPHYR
7 BARS IS TOO SMALL FOR AN MC TO BE DECLARED AS THE WINNER. THEY ARE OVER 10MCS AND THE WINNER MUST DEFEAT ALL MCS B4 HE IS DECLARED WINNER .

ZEPH -UR PROPOSAL IS HEREBY REJECTED

@ALL MCS /EVERYONE
BRING ME BEEF I WANT BEEF
AM BACK THE KING IS BACK !
ANYBODY WANTS BEEF ?

zephyrr:

*******************ISSUES


[b]@MENIKE
BRO,You REALLY MESSED URSELF ,IF You THINK You ARE REALLY HOT THEN RESPOND TO HYBRID-X ,You DONT HAVE TO "CHICKEN OUT" WITH IRRELEVANT LAME EXCUSES,"THEY DONT HOLD WATERS"

lol - the nigga I knw as Menike never quits or chicken out of stuffs
He goes in and come out real strong

@Alexpissu
brotha, i AGREE WIT ALL THAT PUNCHLINE WEY U SELECT MAAN

@Bolajibaok
Bros, when I rap I rap with pidgin English and from wetin my nigga Menike yan me yesterday
Hahahahaha - Boy me self go kill u now

@wordsmith
that ya battle with menike tight but u sabi say I go shut up,

@everyone
enjoy yaself NL is all bout fun n' don't promote hatred

@Hybrid X

Go to fucking SLEEP KID you too WEAK for da MENIKE, your lyrics and ass is LAME
You keep doing this WHACK open battles but nobody even KNOWS YOUR NAME
So when you get MURDERED you'll be the only one to BLAME
Like a virgin, you aint had PUSSY since PUSSY HAD YOU
I'll shank this FIEND, take his MOTHER FROM QUEENZ New York to the New Jersey BORDER
Get a Mouth Gig with no CLOTHES ON, fu*ck her, n make HYBRID hold the CAMCORDER
I'd tell u to "run for ya life" but you couldnt wit ya written TRASH
ON Nairaland You TO EAZY TO REMOVE LIKE AN INFECTED COMPUTER FILE
Ya lyrics too cold for a reply from me, they usually CATCH da FLU
I'm like a disease and I just gave u the ASIATIC FLU
Ya plots sucks , KID ya truely blow, You'll take this BIG[b] L[/b] from me no matter WHO You KNW
I never go to war witout a gun so I'm a BEAST THAT FEARS NO HARM
I'm tired of baby-sitting these kid HYBRID X like they ANIMALS at da ZOO
Making this baby cry somebody hand him some TISSUE
I rock "AirForces", but this kid only rocks that OSHODI BEND DOWN SELECT SHOES
I'm "MENIKE" nobody will come to YOUR RESUCE, when I go lyrical kung fu on ya
This kid aint shit but a FRIENDLY GHOST, so don't try to act hard cusz You just Casper
I'll leave this WEAK HYBRID TRASHED, LABOTOMY SLASHED passing YA ODDESSEY FAST
This son drops rare chants you'll get cut-wit-a-spear if ya DUMB SELF DARE GLANCE
Crying over losses, bitch "suck-up-the-tears" like "SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
Flex wit these Keys bitch quit testing my METAPHORS and THESIS
Bleep "a Hybrid car showoffs", You similar to a Muslcle car break down
My lines quantify Zephrr Jugdements n' terminate ya future references
Ya CORPSE I'M TAKIN' TO THA MORGUE IN A TOYOTA HYBRID GT WHEEL BARROW BITCH
THE ONLY MAN I SEE - IS THA SEXY BITCH IN You
TELL YASELF AND Nairaland THE THRUTH MY PUNCHLINES INSPRIES You

Fuckin' Chipsmunck

aaah tianshie, that old time battle cat, welcome back bro. . .

Hmm, you want a pairing eh? How about pairing with the 'smith for old time's sake. . .we could make it a "Gbade vs Tianshie" Part2 or something. . .let's get it cracking like fireworks!

@zephyrr

fuckin' asshole- U stupid for leavin' this sh**t u knw

But I can't hate on ya nigga, as lond as u getting that paper
Just knw I got ya baq all day atleast we all knw now u got a real job
Unlike some 12yr n' 16yr old wannabee thugs up in this thread

Well y'all wanted a reply to Hybrid X fuckin' comments (cusz that his sh**t wasn't a diss to me)
U got it

@Hybrid
Just knw u got that diss becusz Niggas wanted to see it happen
U didn't earn sh**t and every sh**t from ya mom diss to every otha - I do it wit pleasure

The Ruthless Menike is Bacqk y'all
Props to thecolonel,Tianshiem Wordsmith, Paddy_lo, Jduck, Alexpissu,zephyrr
Cusz It's BOUT TO B ANOTHA MURDER IN THA BUILDING

@wordsmith
sup homzzzzz how r u feeling . . . .stay fly

@rapsody
wassup . . . .stay fly

@maverick
wassup . , . . . . . .whats cracking . . ? results done yet?
hybrid-x vs menike
hybrid-x vs wordsmith ?

@menike

queensbridge ma dicck . . . . .u probabaly fell off the third mainland bridge . . . u jus a fcukd up negro . . . bloody joke . . . .ish

hmmn i see a lot of stray bullets but none really hittin


@Wordsmith

seems errone wants a piece of u, i been w8ing for our rematch. reply back when ever u can

here goes

this is the return of that wordsmith killa
exterminate fakes cause there aint none realla, am iller
see through pitch black like that bitch Helen Keller
Yeah Nigga i ma tell ya, like a soothsayer
come against me guaranteed to word~sla~ya
cause am rap's illest ruler
to measure ma success u need a 60 foot ruler

Nigga u still spittin embryonics
I come up n slam that ass like onyx
forget it, am picture perfect lcd from panasonics
rymes levitate to the sky like supersonics
Mr smith i ma school u to improve ur word ethics
cause nigga u dyslexic writin shit in phonetics
i bring da heat and make u use da fire exit

in this word fest i flog first while u on that d!ck thirst
Malthuss on a ryme quest leave 'smith with a ripped chest
case closed; Bleep an inquest
ma shit hit air waves like a fcukin request
i dont squabble 'bout who da best in a word tussle
u know am word perfect beat the smith in this rap scrabble
da letterman make wordsmith spell-bound, nigga aint no rebound

@mailmalc

xbreed the ghetto breed . . .u pussssi n am the beast
X's devilish . . rule the streets with a tight fist . .put u out like the sun set in the east . .

u cant mic check this . . u jus a male red riding hood stuck in my hood
u fcukd up like i tot u would . . .star warz . . pour a lill'liquor for d dude

Bleep throw backs . . . hit u strt8 in chest like u was pac . . Bleep that afro cat
the kitten murdered u . . spit-on my-grave style . .without the gat . . . . chooped that limp dicck off

show off on 'em oldtime "x" wannabies . . they all decomposed like rotten cops . .of course . .
i aint nelly futado but am r put ur lites off . . .got hiphop on hand cuffs

dare to call the hybrid a bluff . . i hold this street like she was ransome . .
for a couple tripple-quadripple digits . . .hiphop pioneer x-brid the rap pundit . .

the lyrical culprit . .underground classics i spit that blue print . .mailmalc jus lame
this aint prison brake son u gonna rot in jail . . u cant jump my bail

i hail stones on niggers. . .u fake . . dugg u and sign off on ur grave
"x-breed responsible for the death of our dearly departed" . . .mailmalc's deseased

nairaland's most ruthless indeed . .my foul speech stinks like politics . .
u's a dead nigger . . .every bars an overdose . . .case closed nigger

RESULTS! RESULTS!

SIMMY VS WORDSMITH

SIMMY:

Punchlines - 10
Quote:"nitwit,is dat an apt name 4 wordsmith/go forge words in ur h*e's anal pit"
Quote:"same ol gangsta rap coming out ur ass/pet past dat level fast or ill verbally put u in a cast"
Quote:"ur as fly as sparrow?/no wonder ur b.ch swallows my cock"
Quote:"[yeah,looka me,im frm d mo'fokking dirty south]/gimme a break dog,u guys are so lame"
Quote:"what happnd 2 real hiphop,word,give it a thot/and maybe one day ur lyrics wil be hot"

Wordplay - 6
Quote:"u spit sm tight sh.t/bt d sh.t u spit really stinks to me"
Quote:"dimwit is an apt name 4 a gay.t named wordsmith"
Quote:"i blame d industry coy ur stars are d same/saucekid to P.Diddy,50 to ikesilly(Ikechukwu)

Metaphors - 0

Multies - 0

Delivery - 6
(not bad at all)

Creativity - 4
(needs work)

Total = 26

WORDSMITH:

Punchlines - 10
Quote:"i bring myself so low/well,call dis child abuse"
Quote:"even if i was siamese,i still wudnt think twice/pick a slick knife/then slice dis bitch nice"
Quote:"spank dis brat till he screams 'Abba Father/see me see wahala/bt then u see simmy's cadaver"
Quote:"u aint worth a dime,u's nuthin bt loose change/Cmon smile, u's at d bottom of d food chain"
Quote:"wit my piss and shit as ur diet(errh! Gross!)

Wordplay - 6
Quote:"i bring myself low/well call dis child abuse"
Quote:"spank dis brat till he screams 'Abba Father'
Quote:"offer a 3 plate course plate for Judges reviews/verdict: a steaming carcass wt a savour u cant refuse"

Metaphors - 0

Multies - 8
Quote:"cant help bt SMILE AT U/i bring myself low,call it CHILD ABUSE"
Quote:"offer a 3 plat course for JUDGE REVIEWS/verdict:a savour u CANT REFUSE"
Quote:"u's nuthin bt LOOSE CHANGE/u's at d bottom of d FOOD CHAIN"
Quote:"piss and shit as ur DIET/u CRY BEST/wordsmith remains d FLYEST"

Delivery - 8
(sound structure)

Creativity - 8
(spankin humour)

Total = 40


Coming up shortly,
HYBRID-X VS WORDSMITH!

@thecolnel

Thanks man, i see hip-hop in you. 

@BolajCLOWN(HE IS BACK FROM THE PSYCHIATRIC HOSPITAL )
hmmm ,  you are back    how was the operation    the  doctor  did  a first  class job on you  right    always take  your  pills  before  posting on this  thread ok .
                                                                   
N.B If other members notice  any  sign of  madness  from you    i  don't think i  have something to  say, the Judge has the  final say on that 

***  1 WEEK LEAVE INDEED *****
    BE A GOOD  BOY

Before i post my verse to Malthuss, i gotta say something. . .

PO DEEP, i know you're reading this. Get yo' ass down here and battle. . .enough of that "not in the mood" BS, stir that shit like we used to do it on AHH back then, let's get it crackin'. . .

Now, back to Malthuss. . .here's some pain medicine>>

@ Malthuss:

What's this? puny Mal dares come against the Wordsmith?/
this ain't Busta, i don't love my bitch but still i let him talk shit/
ain't gay, but this gay i tek-spray/
slay with that bloody fray, have his chick scream "yay!"/
lyrically i remain flawless, ur remains more or less on the floorbed/
with an epistle that reads "here lies Malthuss whom the Wordsmith murketh"/
16+ bars of heat proves to be a fresh grave//u best laid/
your wackness' a put down, you get no leverage/
the 'smith spits so toxic, gbade a walking biohazard causing wreckage/
verbally i stays a criminal savage//with that lyrical carnage/
throw 'em punches hard enough to cause infinitesmal damage/
u're lyrically deficient, you lack the vitamins like Citrus/
bitch pause, u see slut//never u put the Wordsmith to the test like litmus/
had to school u real quick since the Public System failed you/
lock u in this bars, ain't no chance anyone gon' bail you/
the Word spits so hazardous, create that unrest like the South South/
the empty barrels u keep shooting are evidences of ur loud mouth/
execute with finesse, the Wordsmith 'x's so impartial/
Malthus woke this giant, so i'ma put this bitch to rest like inertia*/
Malthus better switch aid, better yet with a clique aid/
but the Word still slices when he switchs to a switchblade/
get this bitch laid//slice deep n dice thick, leavin' u with a stitch face/
gbade comes full throttle, show u what a lyrical tek do/
the Word in the corner, better stay strapped like a Gold Circle*/