Susan: You remind me of the sea.
Jack: Because I'm wild, unpredictable and romantic?
Susan: No, because you make me sick.




Men are like a pack of cards, you need a heart to love them, a diamond to marry them, a club to batter them, and a spade to bury them.





Jack: "My birthday's coming" Do you know what I need?
Susan: "Yeah, but how do you gift wrap a life?"

Haha!
Nice ones!
Girl you are sweet!!

This is cute.
I want to tell this one to someone tomorrow. Hahaha!!!

JOKE GRADE: F9






REMARK: U NID TO SIT UP NEWBIE !

wat an experience u've pass thru

hmm na girls go luv dis pass anyway

Hahaha! Dis is soo funny. . .

@sutoboy before nko?

Agybabe:

@sutoboy before nko?

Agybabe:

This is cute.
I want to tell this one to someone tomorrow. Hahaha!!!

Agybabe:

This is cute.
I want to tell this one to someone tomorrow. Hahaha!!!

tell it to me

DONkollione:

JOKE GRADE: F9






REMARK: U NID TO SIT UP NEWBIE !

maybe we should upgrade her to E8[sup][/sup]

Agybabe:

This is cute.
I want to tell this one to someone tomorrow. Hahaha!!!

booqee:

Hahaha! Dis is soo funny. . .

tnx gurls. . . . more to come!

Jack: sweetheart, i'm having a slight headache, come to my house this nyte pls
Susan: I heard you went to have your head examined but the doctors found nothing there. 




Jack: Baby, i thought of you all day
Susan: I thought of you all day today too. I was at the zoo. 




Jack: Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
Susan: sorry, it's Forex! for rich guys only! 

moshoodn:

tell it to me

Park well jor

can i replace 'jack' in all the posts as 'mikuz'
then read them thru

Switchicgurl,
you are really not going to make a good wife.
Whats all these?
Where did i go wrong?
Is it a crime to fall in love?
Mtchew

^^^ i'm sorry, sweet mikuz,
i'll turn a new leaf stem, ok?

i tot u'll find it funny

sorry sweet

Permission to laugh plz

since u refused to show true love, then don't laff!

Switchic,
is that all you are going to say do?

Switchgirl

Are u here to give us jokes or add to the number of ladies searching for husband??



*i mean dis in a nice way*

^^^ if u can't say something nice, then don't mean it!!


@mikuz, *gives him a warm hug*

Answer my question first then I will say something nice

i came here to read and post jokes!

hmmmm
my love i thought as
much.
and ehmm,
spales will you let her be?
whats that supposed to mean?

*runs to the back of mikuz*
mikuz dear, pls warn and deal with skales for me, he's pestering my life oo

Why didn't u tell him you've been pestering me on Bb as well

Dont worry love,
i'll teach him a lesson. He's too small for me.

Rolls eyes

Okay.

Warrior

I love my baby

The one wey wear windscreen for face?


I mean dis in a nyc way