Ur boifrnd de push wheel barrow for ariaria market in aba and u turn around and tell your friends ur booo is an importer of wheelbarrow. . . . .#GodisSeriouslyWatchingYou#

You are 34, and you are still playing for the
Nigeria's under 21football team...#GodIsWatchingU

Your aristo took you for shopping trip to dubai and you came back woth british accent.......#God is watching you

You use your junior brother's school fees to buy BB for your babe
#revenge is smiling at you#

U sack Akintola Williams
auditing firm instead of The petroleum Minister #
GodIsWatchingU

U re flexxin bb porsche on campus while ur mumcy is at d street corner sellin akara #GodIswatchingYou

U dey live for face me I face you huz and ur update reads, cruzing in ma masion so on point #GodIsWatchingYou#

You dey for madam gold place de drink 1 bottle of star and ur update reads Flexing @ Luxury city, dis champagne no go kill me....... #GodGoPunishYou#

U dey ariaria dey buy cheap cloths and ur BBM Updates shws, ShopRite Thinz so On Point #GodIsWatchingYou

Ur Boifrnd de ride keke na pepe and u boast 2 ur frnds say ur boufrnd de ride BMWX6 Remodelled haba..... #GodIsWatchingU#

E get one gal u dey eye for ur BBM and smal rain drop u go update: Cold dey catch me, feelin so lonely nw. I need real luv......... #GodIsWatchingU#

U escort ur uncle to d chinese embassy and become a blackbelt holder #GodiswatchingYou

Your Dad clears a farm
& forwards the firewood to your Mum to cook & you say ur parents are into Clearing & Forwarding....#GodiswatchingU

you dey mama sonia joint dey drink alomo bitters. . .u com post am 4 facebk. . Champagne tinz!! #Godiswatching u seriously

Haa! Some people are living in the bursh, still saying home is sweet where the sweat de? Godiswatchingu

U be Arsenal fan,u turn Chelshit over9t cos dem beat Barca#Ugosooncollapsewitdbridge.

You clear a man of 117 count charge only for him to be found guilty and sentenced to 13yrs by a UK court #Godiswatchingu

~vicky~:
copy and paste

more ororo to ur shiny bald head

Your mom sells stock fish and
your dad changes money, you
turn around and say your
parents
are into stock exchange! - God
is watching you.

No way, lol.

You dey iya basira buka dey chop,come dey tell your babe say"honey I'm in tantalizers,please give me 5 minutes".
#jahisviewingthatcall#

ogbeche77: U are a cele member
and u are going for baptism and uupdate 'elegushi beach tinz'.# Godiswatchingu"

Guy you are mean.

You take 1 bottle of farouz. U wake up com update HANGOVER TINS. . .TOO MUCH HENESSY
#I pity u. Godiswatching#

Loving this thread.thinking of something .....hmm

Your father works as a labourer in a site supplying cement to a mason ontop of the fence, you tell people your father is a business man, into supply of general merchandise #Godiswatchingyou..

You are a male and you are claiming to be a female on NL #GODISWATCHINGYOU

Soto boy i love ur thread.

U re dating 25 guys at a time and u always say u don't double date. Emmmm #GodisSeriouslyWatchingYou#

@D'banj u're washing cars at kanye west's mansion # God is watching u

U're eating eba wth eguisi soup and no meat yet u say "Chinese food on point" #God is watching u

You be ashewo, yet na you be choir mistress for una church. ''smh'' #Goddeyseeu

we didnt see u until after 2months on Nairaland because u culdn't afford mtn subscriptn. Wen u were asked y, u replied, business things. .ve got some contracts to do.
#God dey!

You are 22 and you marry 69 year old oyinbo for papers and you tell her you love her
#hell is waiting to receive you#
you sleep with different married men so you can have BB and a high rent flat
#God sees you#
you told your mum that you are a first class student when your CGPA is not up to 2.0
#your eye go soon clear#
You are the most junior worker and you are singing Rick Ross(I am boss)
#you will soon be fired#
your father is owing two years house rent and you are busy telling your friends that your family owns the house
#na under Oshodi bridge you go live last#

You sell spoon and fork, a girl comes give me a f*ck you ask her which style u want it.#God ll punish you
You re pastors assistance & he sends you "buy me somethings" u chop the money come back & tell him the money lost bc he cant sue you. God ll punish you.
Using privacy screen protector bcs u always look at porn on your phone #devil ll baptize your mind with immorality.

Ur skin color changes 4rm black 2 pure white n u say ure going bk 2 ur original skin color #GodIsWatchingU in 3D

You wnt ur relationship to work with ur malay bf and someone else is doing u on lowkey in 9ja,nd u update miss u boo,can't wait to see my boo, #Godiswatchinu in 3D

U know all d hotels on d island and take different pictures in hotel bathrooms Yet u say ur doing Ushering Job abi na modellin. #God is Watchin in 3D

U no get shishi, u dey sing"Ema dami duro" instead of "mercies of d lord" u are foolin urself

U get 1 bf 4 malay, dubai, kenya, cario nd china...u turn bf 2 state nd capital#God is watching in 3D