You Say you are allergic to nuts whereas you soak garri and groundnut everyday #Godiswatchingyou in 3D

U̶̲̥̅̊ do abortion 3 times, yet U̶̲̥̅̊ lie ur a virgin..#Godiswatching#

You dey Iya Nkechi u dey shout KoKo Lounge Tinz #thunder fire u

You are the pastor of your church, yet you take weed & get yourself drunk, you climb the puppit an start speaking in unknown languages #GODISLOOKINGATYOU

You snap picture of dollars and upload on ur BBM"cash money things,I'm young money"
#nayourtimeyoudeywaste#

Ur in ur 20's &ur dating a woman above 48 & Ur pm says"Can't Wait 2see mγ Baby" #UDEYCRAZE# Is that ur baby or ur mommy

You Dey Use Marry K 4 Face U Call Cum Dey Call Ur Self TushBaby,PoshBaby,CreamieBabe,Lips Like Sugar,HottieCutest#SMH4U

Secondry School Drop Out U Dey Go Ur Fwend Hostel Dey Claim Uni Lag Student=DWat Hostel Ar U Moremi Most Popular Hostel#SMH#

You are a girl on NL yet you talk about how beautiful you are when you know deep down in yourself that your mirror tells you how ugly you are #GODISWATCHINGYOU

u tell your boyfriend that u have night shift but u are somewhere else giving job to another man #God is watching YOU

You open multiple id's on Nairaland. #GODISWATCHIN YOU

You are somewhere in oshodi and you come NL dey claim"I'm in london" even write am for your location sef.
#Thatonenogotakeyouthere#

sunnshyn: You spent 500k on ur birthday, ur r unemployed and ur bf earns 40k monthly...#GodisWatchingYou.

You sit at ur backyard taking cool breeze because there's no electricity and u update:"Ocean View tins on Point" as ur status message on bbm....#GodisSeriouslyWatchingYou

Ur sitting on a bus going to Oshodi and u update: I'm driving, no pings pls...#GodisWatchingYou.

You enter GT Bank to Poo and u update ur dm: Talking with my Accounts officer....#haaa GodisReallyWatchingYou

Your 18, dating a woman of 55 and u update ur pm: "its cold I'm missing my baby", Is dat ur baby or ur grandmother? #GodisWatchingYou.

Ahhaahahahhahahhahahahha falls frm my bed with laughing tears all over.......#Godiswatchingme. But U r really funny lol

You are a girl, your parents name you basiratu,aminatu,kalifatu and when a guy ask you of your name you say you are cindy,wendy,jessica #GOD IS WATCHING YOU

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#God is watching you#

Ur papa no get bicycle at the age of 60, U dey complain say U no fit date guy wey dey drive baby-boy at the age of 24,why ur mama marry ur papa?

The name wey dem give u for hous na Ajanaku,u reach skl com dey bear Cindy. #GodIsSeriouslyWatchinU#

You Buy RangeSpot Ur Mama Na Food Seller 4 Primary School#Se Omo Ni Eleyi Sha Abi OmO Detergent?

You cheat in Exams yet you say heavens help those who help themselves. Kai #GOD IS WATCHING YOU

Am loving this

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you are viewing this thread and you refuse to change
#God is watching you#

U're nt serious o

All the NL member wey no dey come Joke section b4, you con come because of this #Godiswatchingyou in HD

you spend 15k every friday nite in a club and on sunday u put #50 for offering #God iswatching you# you get strong body go clubbing yesterday but 2day u dey pretend to be sick to avoid service #God is watching you Akon's song is jamming in a club and u update Akon in d building #God is watching you#

ogbeche77: U are a cele member
and u are going for baptism and uupdate 'elegushi beach tinz'.# Godiswatchingu"

Ahhahahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahahha my belle ooooooo

Christains,instead of u to be in church, ur're at home(on nairaland).......#God is angry with you#

The only reason you go to church is to check out the girls
#God is watching#
your mother sells ogi at the corner and you keep stealing her money
#na sango go kill you#
you trick a young girl into trusting you only to violate her
#I hope you catch HIV#
you set your friends up with robbers
#Karma is around the corner#
you discharge and acquit people who embezzle public funds
#God dey#

fresh_dude: Guy you are mean.

fresh dude u no get my mail? Pm u last sunday,seeking ur adv on dat issue

rotflmao very funny thread

You keep stealing other people's jokes
#God is not blind#
you steal your Blind Grandfather's money cos he cant see you
#you no wan old abi#
you dare slap your wife or mother
#that Hand go burn#
you haven't had power for two months and you write too much aircondition on you FB status
#hope you die of heat#

u're in church, instead of listening to sermon, u're busy wit ya phone(visiting nairaland), #u no go church#

You neva see woman pant before, yet you come on NL to brag about how many women you've slept with #GODISWATCHINYOU

U Leave church and Nasfat dey update for Nairaland... # Godiswatchingu"

As for me.. Na church get me so... I don waka...