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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by dayokanu(m): 5:19pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
coogar: Are these the impure goals scored by other strikers this season? I have given you a list of strikers who have scored more than Torres, Now show us the impure goals they scored |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by coogar: 5:24pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
dayokanu: who's talking about impure goals? that ship has sailed! that's the stat of the total league goals scored by each club and the ones scored by the strikers in each club! chelsea recorded the lowest! you know there's a problem when teams like blackburn, stoke, west ham, etc utilise their strikers better than chelsea! so what do you have to say or you cannot read statistics? you are dyslexic? of the 93 league goals scored by man city, 54 of them were scored by their strikers - do you get it now or you need a four figure table to understand? |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by chic2pimp(m): 5:30pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
coogar: Can hardly say that I am shocked considering Drogba is the only 20 League goal a season chelsea striker in the Roman era. He and Lampard are the only ones to have done this and we all know Lamps takes an insane amount of PKs. |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by mikuz(m): 5:32pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
So now there are pure and impure goals? Ends shall never wonder. |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by coogar: 5:37pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
chic2pimp: which means if chelsea sign david villa, zlatan, mario gomez or even messi - they would not fare better than torres cos the team is notoriously useless in creating for their strikers!! anyone asking fernando torres to break that norm now must be a cretin!! chelsea have always had problems with playing to the strengths of their strikers! the statistics is shocking! 16.92% when united and city are all on 50+%? the next time anyone criticises torres on this thread, i would piss in his nostrils! |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by dayokanu(m): 5:53pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
coogar: coogar: Are you suffering from Amnesia? You brought the concept of pure and impure goals I have given you list of strikers who have scored more goals than Torres, Now kindly sieve them for the impure goals. This same Chelsea broke the EPL record scoring over 100goals a season So how can a team who broke this record be accused of not creating chances? What are they scoring from? And for those asking How many Chelsea strikers aside Didier Drogba has scored more than 20 goals Is that the reason Why 50m Fernandud Torres has a awesome 17 goals in 78 appearances playing as a striker? |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by coogar: 6:05pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
dayokanu: you are very thick - that torres is even scoring at all is a testament to his brilliance especially when he is playing for a team that creates little for the strikers to feed on! this was why i said seiving pure and impure goals is irrelevant! chelsea as a team create nothing in comparison to relegating teams! look at the stats and digest yourself!
what a pubic louse! i was expecting you to come up with this useless point again but guess what, chelsea still came last when the stats was tabulated for the last 4 seasons. which means even when torres was not @ chelsea, the strikers starved to death! behold: ![]() i love making dayokanu look like a piss-stained, alcohol-sodden pleb! pay attention to the stats - chelsea still came last in a stat that included shitty teams like wolves, blackburn and southampton! you still want to blame torres when he's only been here for 1.5 seasons out of the last 4?
if the team is creating enough for the strikers, torres would have scored far more than that! i have provided the stats for last season and the total stats in the last 4 seasons(including the record breaking chelsea season), chelsea still fell short!!! dayokanu, pull your nostrils wide so i can piss into them! |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by dayokanu(m): 6:14pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
A team is not creating chances but they are breaking scoring records You are sounding more retardded by the minute. How can a club not creating chances break scoring records? Was it the opponents that were scoring those 100 goals as OWN GOALS? Or was it Cechs goalkicks that were finding their way into opponents net? |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by dayokanu(m): 6:16pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
In those last 4 seasons a Chelsea striker has topped the goal scoring charts Yet Chelsea doesnt create chances for strikers? I laff in Nando torres |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by soicyboi1(m): 6:25pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
Same old shyte, just a different day,smh,FT is WHACK, if u siding w/ him then u prolly receiving HEADS from that KRAKER.....quit dikkk-rydin mehn........keeping it ICY..... |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by coogar: 6:28pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
dayokanu: A team is not creating chances but they are breaking scoring records dayokanu: In those last 4 seasons a Chelsea striker has topped the goal scoring charts it's a fact you are notoriously obtuse - who said anything about chelsea not creating chances - we are saying they don't create enough for their strikers. when chelsea scored 100 goals, how many of those goals were scored by the strikers in comparison to their midfielders? shouldn't that tell you the system in chelsea don't play to the strength of the strikers or are you genetically rêtarded? the fact that the attack department @ chelsea struggles is a tradition - even before torres joined so its rather morönic to expect torres to score in the same capacity as the rooney, demba ba, van persie, tevez, etc! you know the attack @ chelsea is shyte when tottenham strikers have scored more goals in the last 4 seasons... |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by dayokanu(m): 6:40pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
coogar: When Chelsea scored over 100 goals their striker Didier Drogba scored 29 of those goals despite being away for Nations cup for 4 weeks The attack depratment of Chelsea which has produced 2 of the last 4 league top scorers Yet they dont play to their strenght? How come their strikers topped the chart twice in that time? |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by coogar: 6:47pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
dayokanu: topping the chart twice is a one-off and a smaller class size! the stats above have shown you the number of goals chelsea's strikers have scored in the last 4 seasons(which included the drogb's goal crazy season and anelka season) in comparison to the other strikers in the league and chelsea fell way short by their own high standards! you are looking at one off individual achievements - i am looking @ the whole chelsea strike force as a whole! |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by dayokanu(m): 6:48pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
coogar: you know the attack @ chelsea is shyte when tottenham strikers have scored more goals in the last 4 seasons... You are a liar and a saphead.. What did I say? You are a bloody oaf Chelsea ManU Arsenal Lpool Spurs Citeh 2008/2009 68 68 68 77 45 58 2009/2010 103 86 83 61 67 73 2010/2011 69 78 72 59 55 60 2011/2012 65 89 74 47 66 93 305 321 297 244 233 284 In the last 4 seasons Chelsea has scored a total of 305 goals, Man Utd 321, Arsenal 297, Liverpool 244, Spurs 233 and City 284 these are the teams that have been in top 4 in that time frame Coogar admit it, You are a dunderhead. Waiting for the spin on this one |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Ibime(m): 6:50pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
So goals scored by strikers was 31% until Torres joined, then it dropped to 16%? The funny thing about unintelligent people like coogar is that when they try to play with numbers, they end up looking stupid. In other words, Chelsea strikers contributed 31% of chelseas goals over the last 4 year's. In the last year that number dropped to 16% when Torres joined. Intact that number musta been closer to 40% but Torres 16% reduced the weighted average to 31%. Another stupidity of using such metric for comparison is that teams who play 4-4-2 have double the number of strikers on the pitch than 4-5-1 teams so more of their goals would be scored by strikers. Even the clear cut chances CCC metric is a better metric than this GSBS metric that this illiterate put up there. The CCC metric shows us that Torres scores only 25% of clear cut chances whilst guys like Demba Ba score 60% or so. Other strikers score more CCCs percentage than Torres still. Dayo, this coogar guy is slooooow don't mind him. Do you remember his infamous argument that the value of a fraction reduces when the denominator reduces? Since that day, I never pay attention to any statistical argument the doofus makes, Primary school students have better grasp of arithmetic than that twerp. |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Ibime(m): 6:50pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
So goals scored by strikers was 31% until Torres joined, then it dropped to 16%? The funny thing about unintelligent people like coogar is that when they try to play with numbers, they end up looking stupid. In other words, Chelsea strikers contributed 31% of chelseas goals over the last 4 year's. In the last year that number dropped to 16% when Torres joined. Intact that number musta been closer to 40% but Torres 16% reduced the weighted average to 31%. Another stupidity of using such metric for comparison is that teams who play 4-4-2 have double the number of strikers on the pitch than 4-5-1 teams so more of their goals would be scored by strikers. Even the clear cut chances CCC metric is a better metric than this GSBS metric that this illiterate put up there. The CCC metric shows us that Torres scores only 25% of clear cut chances whilst guys like Demba Ba score 60% or so. Other strikers score more CCCs percentage than Torres still. Yet someone keep telling us to measure only Torres clear cut chances. Dayo, this coogar guy is slooooow don't mind him. Do you remember his infamous argument that the value of a fraction reduces when the denominator reduces? Since that day, I never pay attention to any statistical argument the doofus makes, Primary school students have better grasp of arithmetic than that twerp. |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by dayokanu(m): 6:51pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
coogar: ![]() ![]() Topping chart twice in 4 seasons is one off? Actually its two-off Odenson ![]() In a class of 20 I student tops 2 times in 4 semesters and its seen as one-off Where did you get your degree? Im sure if you had a Bachelors it must be in "Nateev Melecine" aka Babalawo |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by coogar: 6:53pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
dayokanu: this dude is a bloody oaf! he doesn't even know the difference between the goals scored by chelsea team as a whole and the goals scored only by chelsea strikers - english language is a problem for this pleb - i reiterate, tottenham's strikers have scored more goals than chelsea's strikers in the last 4 seasons! in case you have lost the ability to count, the score is tottenham 113-94 chelsea! |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by dayokanu(m): 6:58pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
coogar: The poor Chelsea strikers have topped the scorers chart twice in the 4 seasons under review yet this oaf tells us 2 out of 4 is one-off? |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by dayokanu(m): 7:00pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
Ibime: Dayo, this coogar guy is slooooow don't mind him. Do you remember his infamous argument that the value of a fraction reduces when the denominator reduces? Since that day, I never pay attention to any statistical argument the doofus makes, Primary school students have better grasp of arithmetic than that twerp. Of course he would deny he isnt Sauron that made that argument. Agberos and Alayes have a better grasp of Arithmetic than this coogar |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by coogar: 7:03pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
Ibime: So goals scored by strikers was 31% until Torres joined, then it dropped to 16%? the obnoxious odious obese charlatan speaketh!
how wont it drop to 16% when drogba(torres' strike partner) contributed less than 7 league goals all season - and this isn't the first time he would - he recorded the same poor stats in 07/08, so age is not the factor!
arsenal played 4-2-3-1 last season when van persie scored 37 goals all through! other clubs have been playing 4-2-3-1 ever since chelsea dreamt of it! before torres joined, it was mostly anelka and drogba - how did they fare?
rooney's stats on that is 24%, van persie is 23% any more excuses? dr ibime?
the adipose tissues finally wrapped itself around your brain-cells - you are singlehandedly the most idiotic obese charlatan this thread has ever produced! why is chelsea so far behind in the attack department than all the other clubs in the division? you want to blame it on 4-4-2 when stoke, sunderland, etc all use lone strikers! |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by debosky(m): 7:10pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
Torres didn't score yesterday, but the analyst reports are nearly unanimous that he had a good game even though he didn't score. If the much vaunted RVP is saying he wants to contribute more assists, what is wrong in Torres doing that in a game Chelski wins 4-0? Yes Torres' first season and a half at Chelski were hideous by and large, but the lad's overall play has improved this season and I trust it will improve even further. |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by coogar: 7:15pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
dayokanu: this is because you are genetically obtuse! now look at this example..... chelsea thread fc has nateevs and ibime as strikers bayern thread fc has dayokanu and a40 as strikers arsenal thread fc has debosky and mukina2 as strikers season 1 ibime(30goals) nateevs(4 goals) dayo(28 goals) a40(20 goals) debo(25 goals) muki(23 goals) season 2 ibime(4 goals) nateevs(15 goals) dayo(22 goals) a40(19 goals) debo(30 goals) muki(17 goals) season 3 ibime(10 goals) nateevs(20 goals) dayo(18 goals) a40(32 goals) debo(22 goals) muki(17 goals) season 4 ibime(9 goals) nateevs(40 goals) dayo(33 goals) a40(29 goals) debo(25 goals) muki(23 goals) chelsea thread fc produced 2 top scorers in 4 seasons but who has the best strike force? who has the worst strikeforce? can you count? do you have a brain? you are a pleb! |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by dayokanu(m): 7:24pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
debosky: Torres didn't score yesterday, but the analyst reports are nearly unanimous that he had a good game even though he didn't score. Probably because the standards have sunk to new lows. If Lukaku scores 12 goals a season its deemed a succes but if RvP does same its not something to be proud of if Torres smiles on the field thats an achievement given where we are coming from PS: Mr Debosky, I checked UEFA website and Torres still has zero assist in this seasons CL. So which of the goals was assisted by Torres that wasnt recorded |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by debosky(m): 7:40pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
dayokanu: Probably because the standards have sunk to new lows. If Lukaku scores 12 goals a season its deemed a succes but if RvP does same its not something to be proud of I don't see any sinking of standards - a striker should score, no doubt about it. But when he doesn't, his overall game play has to be assessed for its merits, and Torres' overall game yesterday was excellent.
This is why it's good to watch games before commenting - how did the Luiz' goal come about? |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by coogar: 7:49pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
debosky: dayokanu is an imbëcile! just because chelsea managed to produce 2 top scorers in 4 seasons, he concludes their strikeforce is superior- it took drogba 3 full seasons to score 20 league goals @ chelsea but the tool expects torres to do it in 1.5 seasons. drogba could only manage 2 golden boots in 8 seasons but the odious obtuse ibime expects torres to score score 40 goals under 2 seasons - i don't know why i visit this section - it's like talking to a brick wall! van persie has scored 7 goals for man utd and he's unhappy his assist column reads 0 or 1. he said he wants to work on creating goals for his teammates - now that's a team player!! where is that fat bleached transvestite known as ibime! the man who thought llorente might be tired actually meant llorente was tired! if there's a place called heaven, ibime wouldn't be in it - he lies, he misappropriates facts - the fat geriatric serial wänker! |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Ibime(m): 7:58pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
coogar: Drogba has been maintaining 40% till Torres came. Last season: Torres - 1912 minutes - 6 goals Two months DD was in ANC, not even one goal. Na who cause am? coogar: Liar! Liar! Pants on fire! ![]() coogar: Ask Torres!!! Meanwhile how come you reduce a fraction's value by reducing the denominator? |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Ibime(m): 8:01pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
debosky: Torres didn't score yesterday, but the analyst reports are nearly unanimous that he had a good game even though he didn't score. Nna mehn, awon boyz did not see it that way. Count the Torres curses on here. . . https://www.nairaland.com/1063122/ucl-fc-nordsjaelland-vs-chelsea/2 Torres shoulda buried the game outta sight but thanks to him, nerves were not settled till 80th minute 1 Like |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Ibime(m): 8:05pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
dayokanu: lol ![]() Man with no grasp of proportional reasoning want lecture us on stats. Which time crayfish become professor? ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by coogar: 8:47pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
Ibime: you are a disgrace - how did you arrive @ 40% when lampard consistently outscored drogba in the first 2 seasons? must you lie? this is the list of the top scorers @ chelsea by the season....tell me how drogba could have maintained 40% when midfielders have consistently outscored the strikers? chelsea's top goalscorers(league)by the season 2004/5 - frank lampard(13 goals) 2005/6 - frank lampard(16 goals) 2006/7 - didier drogba(20 goals) 2007/8 - frank lampard(10 goals) 2008/9 - nicholas anelka(20 goals) 2009/10 - didier drogba(29 goals) 2010/11 - florent malouda(13 goals) 2011/12 - sturridge/malouda(11 goals) drogba: (10/72) + (12/72) + (20/64) + (8/65) + (5/68) + (29/103) + (11/69) drogba(the most prolific chelsea striker) copped 95 goals out of the 513 league goals chelsea scored between 04/05 and 10/11 season(when torres joined) and the fat charlatan thought drogba could have kept the strike force @ producing 40% of the total team goals scored! drogba's individual output is 18.5% and yet ibime keeps lying to us drogba kept the level @ 40% - you are a disgrace to every adult responsible for your mental development! damn - your math needs revival! ibime, went to go and dig up useless stats - you think you can bamboozle your way out of this? you are in trouble tonight - I'd make you want to drink your nan's piss, you fat obtuse charlatan! show us the chance conversion rate and stop the ambiguous stats dug out from dayokanu's sticky rectum!
what is this autistic savant talking about? Ibime: see this onanist! i would decompose your adipose tissues in Laplace transforms! who do you think you are talking to, you blubbery pederast!! |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by debosky(m): 9:01pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
Ibime: I accept that - but we do know there's serious beef for Torres on NL. I'd rather like to look at independent commentators - ITV, Evening Standard, etc. |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by 190: 3:50am On Oct 04, 2012 |
dayokanu: ROTF ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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