Fulham ehn, you dey waste these counter later you go dey cry and struggle for relegation

Adama traore suppose Dey work for bet9ja or baba ijebu shop

Very useless Player

Honourable maguire out, he had a good game

Garnacho noone touch you, stand up there

United score ..Zirkzee

Zir ti kisi

Miss of the season Garnacho

These idiots win sha.

Fulham what is the need of those 86mins defending?

3pts assured for the week. 😎

Can you say the same ehn Chelshit?

Chelsea to sign Felix this weekend before Osimhen. Chelsea's move for Osimhen is seperate from Napoli purchase for Lukaku as Chelsea want Osimhen on loan

popizaino:
These idiots win sha.

Fulham what is the need of those 86mins defending?

See tears. Pele

akwesenana:
This idiot.

lol .. I was going to say the same thing when I saw the picture..

larride:


Season 2 has been renewed. Cant wait for Jimmy to bless our screen again. 😂

I don't think there's a season 2 though..

So Chelsea will play Servette to qualify for Conference league spot.

Won't be bad we lose and just focus on the league

BREAKING: Maresca on Chilwell:
“It’s probably better he goes and leaves and finds minutes” #CFC
(@NizaarKinsella)
end of the road

DeeScan:
I don't think there's a season 2 though..

Netflix announced the renewal few days ago

larride:


Netflix announced the renewal few days ago

Oh

Looking forward to it then..

larride:
EPL Chapter 2024 v 1 - 7

1- On the 16th day in the 8 month in the year of our Lord, the prophet Larride prophesied according as the lord of banter gave him utterances.

2 - He said "Oh ye Chelshit, hear the word of Lord Banter, this season shall be filled with lamentation, wailings and constant fights in thy camp. The band boys will feast and merry with different tidings every weekend"

3 - He continued "Even on weekdays when ye go to the forsaken land of eastern europe for your conference battles, it shall end in agony and wailing. Your trusted warrior Sir ColdPal will flatter, your commander Mascara won't see the end of the season before he will be sent on exile by the security council led by Sir Boehly the Clown"

4 - "This season shall be renewed with plenty attack versus defense battle strategies and long epistles abouts trusting the process but all will come to naught"

5 - "Ye shall look at the red side of Manchester and see them merry with the spoils of their battle victories, ye shall thirst after such but it will be denied thee for thou hath transgressed against the Lord of banter"

6 - "Hurry now, put on sack clothes and ashes all over your body, go to the red side of Manchester and beg them for mercy, maybe the lord of banter will see your contrite heart and give you some reprieve.

7 - These are the words of Lord Banter as the Prophet Larride has prophesied.

EPL Chapter 2024/25, verse 1-to infinity

1 - And lo, the Manchester United faithful did boast and brag, but their words were empty, like the seats at Old Trafford.

2 - For their team did struggle to find consistency, like a ship without a rudder in a stormy sea.

3 - Their star players did sulk and pout, like Bobrisky who doesn't know his gender

4 - And their manager, Sir Ten Hag, did try to steady the ship, but it was like trying to hold water in his hands.

5 - The Red Devils did promise much but deliver little, like a mirage in the desert that vanishes when approached.

6 - Their fans did sing of glory days, but those days were long gone, like the dinosaurs of old.

7 - And so, the Manchester United faithful did live in the past, for they had no future to look forward to.

8 - Their midfield did lack creativity, like a painter without colors, and pilot without sight, and their defense did leak goals like a sieve.

9 - The once-mighty United did stumble and fall, like a giant felled by a tiny arrow.

10 - Their fans did cry out for the return of Sir Alex, but he did ride off into the sunset, leaving them to face the music of his atrocities.

11 - The Glazers did suck the life out of the club, like vampires feasting on blood.

12 - And the team did suffer, like a patient in a coma, unable to wake up.

13 - The Manchester United faithful did cling to past glories, like a drowning man clinging to a liferaft.

14 - But the truth did hurt, like a slap in the face: United were no longer the kings of England, but mere mortals, struggling to keep up.

15 - Thus the Red Devils and the dark forces of darkness unleashed a devastating plague of injuries on their 5 star players, benching them for 5 to 7 months, and their team was plunged into the relegation zone, struggling to stay afloat.

16 - Their cries for help did fall on deaf ears, like a tree falling in an empty forest.

17- And their... (You may add yours)

These are the words of banter from all the blue fans and these are the future event that will take place this season 🤣😂😁

MorataFC:

EPL Chapter 2024/25, verse 1-to infinity

1 - And lo, the Manchester United faithful did boast and brag, but their words were empty, like the seats at Old Trafford.

2 - For their team did struggle to find consistency, like a ship without a rudder in a stormy sea.

3 - Their star players did sulk and pout, like Bobrisky who doesn't know his gender

4 - And their manager, Sir Ten Hag, did try to steady the ship, but it was like trying to hold water in his hands.

5 - The Red Devils did promise much but deliver little, like a mirage in the desert that vanishes when approached.

6 - Their fans did sing of glory days, but those days were long gone, like the dinosaurs of old.

7 - And so, the Manchester United faithful did live in the past, for they had no future to look forward to.

8 - Their midfield did lack creativity, like a painter without colors, and pilot without sight, and their defense did leak goals like a sieve.

9 - The once-mighty United did stumble and fall, like a giant felled by a tiny arrow.

10 - Their fans did cry out for the return of Sir Alex, but he did ride off into the sunset, leaving them to face the music of his atrocities.

11 - The Glazers did suck the life out of the club, like vampires feasting on blood.

12 - And the team did suffer, like a patient in a coma, unable to wake up.

13 - The Manchester United faithful did cling to past glories, like a drowning man clinging to a liferaft.

14 - But the truth did hurt, like a slap in the face: United were no longer the kings of England, but mere mortals, struggling to keep up.

15 - Thus the Red Devils and the dark forces of darkness unleashed a devastating plague of injuries on their 5 star players, benching them for 5 to 7 months, and their team was plunged into the relegation zone, struggling to stay afloat.

16 - Their cries for help did fall on deaf ears, like a tree falling in an empty forest.

17- And their... (You may add yours)

These are the words of banter from all the blue fans and these are the future event that will take place this season 🤣😂😁

Very easy to spot false prophets.

airmark:




How was this not a big chance Mr. Jodera of God?

Lol...
So this View is what you call big chance eh Mr Airmark.

There's a reason nobody talked about this chance last week yet even rival fans are talking about Bruno's big chance missed ystdy

Big chance no need microscope to analyze anything but when you start using Microscope like this to analyze big chance (like you saying "show me when ball touch Nkunku leg" ), instead of seeing it at first glance, just know say you don get am wrong.

I just dey give you all these education for free.

larride:


Them go collect trolling by association.

Lol...

larride:
3pts assured for the week. 😎

Can you say the same ehn Chelshit?

No because we’re facing your rich big bro ye scummies.

Ballzproblemm:
BREAKING: Maresca on Chilwell:

“It’s probably better he goes and leaves and finds minutes” #CFC

(@NizaarKinsella)

end of the road

This man no dey sugarcoat words. He drops it like it’s hot.

Griffon:


I read this yesterday and believes it makes no sense, rather this move would heighten the current inconsistencies amongst refs.

If Taylor goes ahead to say he’s a Chelsea fan, how do you validate such claim? If he says he’s a Utd fan, are there witnesses or a source(s) who knows of such claim?

If he ends up not getting Chelsea’s games because the FA were informed he’s a fan of the London outfit, so must try to play fair by giving him Manyoo games where he’s a truly a boyhood fan, wouldn’t it be a ridiculous case of the FA shooting themselves on the foot?

They will mostly claim to support lower league clubs and there is nothing anyone can do about it

Most English people have a lower league club which is their local club as well as a Premier League club

Eg Macclesfield and Man Utd, Southport and Liverpool, Borehamwood and Arsenal, Kingstonians and Chelsea etc

All you will see is them claiming the local component which is usually a club in Conference or League 2

Ibime:


They will mostly claim to support lower league clubs and there is nothing anyone can do about it

Most English people have a lower league club which is their local club and a Premier League club

Eg Macclesfield and Man Utd, Southport and Liverpool, Borehamwood and Arsenal, Kingstonians and Chelsea etc

All you will see is them claiming the local component which is usually a club in Conference or League 2

And buried will be the idea of these people.

The FA just did a Tinubu, leaving wetin dey face Nigeria to begin change national anthem.

Jodera:

Lol...
So this View is what you call big chance eh Mr Airmark.

There's a reason nobody talked about this chance last week yet even rival fans are talking about Bruno's big chance missed ystdy

Big chance no need microscope to analyze anything but when you start using Microscope like this to analyze big chance (like you saying "show me when ball touch Nkunku leg" ), instead of seeing it at first glance, just know say you don get am wrong.

I just dey give you all these education for free.

Delusional.

Even the commentator said, "...You expect him to find the corner of the net. ... He should have scored".

Let's even accept that the Chelsea in-house commentator is blind and didn't know that chance wasn't easy to score. Can you tell me the percentage of scoring this Nkunku's chance?

Ah

Griffon:


No because we’re facing your rich big bro ye scummies.

Make una no win first.

Griffon:


This man no dey sugarcoat words. He drops it like it’s hot.

chilwell don dey dodge this transfer since,no escaping now, only stumbling block is his wage.

airmark:


Delusional.

Even the commentator said, "...You expect him to find the corner of the net. ... He should have scored".

Let's even accept that the Chelsea in-house commentator is blind and didn't know that chance wasn't easy to score. Can you tell me the percentage of scoring this Nkunku's chance?

Taking side shots at bluemann?
The only reason why any commentator who's watching the view didn't see it as a big chance is because football is mostly watched with this view below from tv/phone/laptop screen below and not with that mode you're displaying. Take out those two circled opponents and you have a big chance for Nkunku

Like I said, if big chance did not jump right in front of your face while watching it at first glance, then it's not a big chance. When you start microscope-analyzing it like the way you're doing now, then just know you're wrong.

As for your question, what you're asking me is Xg. That's a different metric on its own. I believe what we're talking about is big chances (another metrical stat).

Unlimited22:
Ah

Lmaoo....
We go shock una this season