coogar:

i don't sit on trees.....criztal does though - covered with leaves and munching a bunch of green banana!



very weak punchline there - you need to learn from zeus
a filter removes impurities like yourself(residue) and let the filtrates(pure) slip through!
and this is exactly what I am doing - ridding your putrid mind off it's cobwebs....

Cristalz:
Guess you saw me when you were sitting in the opposite tree sucking a lollipop in your birthday suit

Are you deliberately missing the point or you are just so hopelessly dense?
Your mind retains what it wants (mostly falsehoods and twisted truths, or "residues" if you want) and lets everything else slip by ("filtrates" if you prefer)
Don't make me repeat this. It's old gist.

coogar:

stop the voyeuristic fantasy---
my type don't associate with your types!



don't be too thick to realise your kindergarten punchline lacks substance!
it's not new - your mind is dank! i close my eyes and i see you as one frustrated, dejected bitter woman tying ankara wrapper up to your neck....gnawing relentlessly on a chewing stick with saliva foaming in your mouth while waiting by the community borehole to take your turn. if life has dealt you a cruel hand, you can enlist as a boko haram suicide bomber!

coogar:

stop the voyeuristic fantasy---
my type don't associate with your types!



don't be too thick to realise your kindergarten punchline lacks substance!
it's not new - your mind is dank! i close my eyes and i see you as one frustrated, dejected bitter woman tying ankara wrapper up to your neck....gnawing relentlessly on a chewing stick with saliva foaming in your mouth while waiting by the community borehole to take your turn. if life has dealt you a cruel hand, you can enlist as a boko haram suicide bomber!

Babamide: Coogar and Cristalz e don do. Is it more than this torres matter??

Ibime: city - tevez and aguero
Manure - Rooney and rvp
Chelsea - Torres
Reason why bookmakers fancy Manchester clubs by much shorter odds

Mumu cougar thinks were dumb. After telling us for 2 years that iniesta and Xavier tiki taka is too slow for Torres and that's why Torres flopped for Spain for two years, he is now iniesta and Xavi to hammer Mata and hazard. Torres the man of unending excuses

Cristalz:



My dear, it's just silly internet banter with some deluded fellow Utd fan.
Trying to cure him of his dishonesty and story-twisting when analyzing his football. Sadly, we all know hez a lost cause.

Ibime: city - tevez and aguero
Manure - Rooney and rvp

Chelsea - Torres


Reason why bookmakers fancy Manchester clubs by much shorter odds

coogar:

put the ball forward for torres - chelsea's problem is the snail speed they play. chelsea are the slowest team in the league in getting the ball to their lead striker. the lethargic pace is worrying - its like a curse and i don't see that problem going away anytime soon!

slow slow slow,thats what we have been hearing for how many games,tell me who is slow in that attacking midfield to the wingers to the attackersmata?hazard?or betrand?the build up is not slow,torres makes it slow,because they have to wait for the silly goat to take forever to position himself rightly,and most of the time,they just get tired and they pass to ramires or ivanovis or anybody else.

who would you have played to replace torres? drogba or crespo?

dead drogba still better pass wetin this guy dey do for us



it's not his poor positioning that is the problem but the poor reaction time of the midfielders to thread a pass to torres. he was caught offside like 5 times today when the pass could have been released much earlier. when a striker strays offside as much as torres does, the man in possession must have had instantaneous brain farts before releasing the ball..
hazard and mata dont know how to thread a pass?? or lampard
if it was xavi/iniesta behind him today, i have no doubt he would have scored.abegi he played the euros,how was he against italy in the first game,two offsides and a lob over buffon ,that was all,the two offs were xavi's fault he had to feed on scraps this afternoon bar the chance that got cleared off the line - and that should have been a penalty as he was sandwiched by 2 wigan defenders before he kicked the ball into an open net! chelsea must find a way to get the best out of him this season!

Cristalz: 1) Torres wasn't caught offside "like 5 times". Exaggeration.
Dude was in the MF nearly as often as he was up front.

2) Shouldn't have been a penalty. Torres developed spaghetti legs and fell.

coogar:

both of them were at fault - the passes were lethargic, wigan had more possession than chelsea to start with - how many passes did torres receive throughout the 90?THE QUESTION SHOULD BE HOW MANY PASSES DID HE MAKE HIMSELF AVAILABLE FOR,MANY TIMES DURING THE GAME,MATA WITH THE BALL IN THE CENTER,AND WHERE IS TORRESIN THE WINGS!!! HE SUPPOSED TO BE NO 9 FOR FU*K SAKES/color]
how many passes did he receive in wigan's box? just one pass according to opta!!



it's baffling he didn't have this problem at the euros with pass masters behind him![color=#990000]scoring three games makes him a don now??




he won a golden boot having played the least minutes of all the strikers in the tournament.
torres also managed to score in 2 euro finals back to back to help spain defend their title!
i guess that answers your thoughtless question!



and you watch yours via a demented mind: the day to day stress must have made rational thinking impossible for you. i can hire a masseuse for you to destress. it's cheap and the deal also comes with a "happy ending"!

coogar:

that was a counter-attack, you dumbarse!
was there any other chance laid on a plate for torres like that and he missed? the way you watch your football upside down baffles the mind. ivanovic had no marker on him when he scored, wigan were that open!isnt a striker supposed to evade his markers




it does not matter who the manager prefers to play: the fact is torres won the golden boot ahead of twits like gomez who played more minutes - imagine how many goals torres would have scored if he played every minute of the tournament? the same italian defence germany could not breach, nando pissed on them as a substitute!
lmao one goal ooo,like say na hatrick he score,they were a man down and demoralised ,what did you expect



hundreds of passes that have made torres a european football legend!
he has now scored in 2 euro finals - with a golden boot as a souvenir!
you are a disgrace!



story story!
torres won the golden boot - go and take it from him with the excuse that he scored against weaker sides. like other strikers didn't have weaker teams to score against.....
i reiterate - the same italian side the nazis couldn't breach, torres pissed on them and even set up his team mate(mata) to score a goal. it was that easy for nando!

lalaboi: I take back the defence comment. . . With the amount of chances Wigan had from what i'm seeing in MOTD, they havent fixed up yet.

BlueDiva: We have to stop starting games with Lamps.
He should start from the bench so we can use our new boys to the max .

Lamps, Mikel, Meireles, Essien and Malouda should be reserved for cup games.
It's time to build an exciting team.

1025:

uncle, pls go for brain test. ganja is not good for your health but if you are not into ganja, pls see ur doctor.

BlueDiva:

Shut your trap.
Who is this miscreant? Take your gutter talk out of here.

Who is your uncle? You ape.

1025:

hahahahahahaha, i expected this so is never a surprise. at least one rule that is cool with all normal ppl is that you don't change a winning team. i have taken my time to listen to foreign football analysts talk about mikel but 90% of nigerians will tell u mikel is not good yet we know nothing about football. when avb dropped mikel, we all saw what the results were but immediately mateo made him a regular, history was made. it is either someone is having a mental issue or greed and envy has taken a better part of his life. you are suggesting that tested and trusted machines like lampard and mikel be dropped for new players - wow.
pls go ahead and call me names but remember my advise as a stitch in time saves nine. God bless My Mikel, God bless Eng. Lampard and God bless RDM. finally, God Bless Me and other reasonable chelsea fans all over the world.

BlueDiva: We have to stop starting games with Lamps.
He should start from the bench so we can use our new boys to the max .

Lamps, Mikel, Meireles, Essien and Malouda should be reserved for cup games.
It's time to build an exciting team.

BlueDiva:

Actually, sane people shouldn't converse with you.
You have the IQ of a sheep.

I don't care if it is Mikel that feeds your lineage, my opinion stands.
You should spend more time getting an education rather than lazying around NL. Free advice.

BlueDiva:

Actually, sane people shouldn't converse with you.
You have the IQ of a sheep.

I don't care if it is Mikel that feeds your lineage, my opinion stands.
You should spend more time getting an education rather than lazying around NL. Free advice.

coogar:

this is a bit rich coming from a diva that feels coogar is foul mouthed!

you just dissed a man old enough to be your uncle. 1025 will be 63 in november. he's married with children and you have the chutzpah to say he needs education? would you say this to his face in the real world? bluediva, apologise now before 1025 curses you with his grey strands of beard!!!!

Pataki: This numeric dolt does not get sarcasm laced with insult directed at it.

Two players that need to be thrown off from the Chelsea squad are Lampard and Mikel. Lampard has a year contract left, hope he follows the likes Drogba. As for Mikel, he is a hopeless case.

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