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I Will Love To Be A: by Monicamony(f): 7:14pm On Nov 23, 2007 |
A new class teacher was introducing herself to her pupils who were aged 4- 5 years for the first time. She called them to the front of the class row by row to tell her what they will love to become when they grow up. 1st Pupil: Good morning madam, i am Ade Sojiadeni, i will love to be a maths teacher when i grow up. Teacher: That is very good Ade now go back to your sitting position. 2nd Pupil: Teacher, i am shade, i will like to be a doctor because my mum love injecting the sick in their buttocks. Class roared out laughing, Teacher: Good. 3rd Pupil: I will, like to be a , em, em and i, i will love to be a wife snatcher , and a , father like my father. Thank you. Teacher: Which University will you like to attend? 4th Pupil:Unilag or You.I or Unife, or any University in Nigeria. 5th Pupil: Unicef, or Unipetrol or Unionitsha or Uniaba. ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: I Will Love To Be A: by Rlst84sale(m): 7:29pm On Nov 23, 2007 |
It's like U.S Army advertising slogan "Be all you can be", nice joke. |
Re: I Will Love To Be A: by MrTurkey(m): 1:02am On Nov 24, 2007 |
Sorry, but I fail to see the intent ![]() |
Re: I Will Love To Be A: by princesa(f): 4:43pm On Mar 27, 2008 |
neither did i ![]() |
Re: I Will Love To Be A: by delib: 8:51pm On Mar 27, 2008 |
neither do i |
Re: I Will Love To Be A: by clemcykul(f): 11:32am On Mar 28, 2008 |
neither was eye ![]() |
Re: I Will Love To Be A: by Emperoh(m): 11:49am On Mar 28, 2008 |
Clemcy will never see because sha has no EYE |
Re: I Will Love To Be A: by clemcykul(f): 11:58am On Mar 28, 2008 |
how did thou knoe |
Re: I Will Love To Be A: by gilgee(m): 1:45pm On Mar 28, 2008 |
Empe are you in any way tumbling in love with Prof Clemcy? |
Re: I Will Love To Be A: by Emperoh(m): 3:00pm On Mar 28, 2008 |
Gilgee Am actually falling out of Love She has been attacking all my post. I want to see the ones she posted. |
Re: I Will Love To Be A: by princesa(f): 6:29pm On Mar 28, 2008 |
delib were u correcting me, if u were, teach yourself thanks ![]() |
Re: I Will Love To Be A: by ibkdikson: 9:58pm On Mar 28, 2008 |
what is happening in this room? |
Re: I Will Love To Be A: by delib: 11:28am On Mar 29, 2008 |
ibkdikson:cant u read ? princesa:were u wrong? |
Re: I Will Love To Be A: by princesa(f): 12:05pm On Mar 29, 2008 |
i wasnt that's why i ask: what's ur point in that ![]() |
Re: I Will Love To Be A: by delib: 12:12pm On Mar 29, 2008 |
just catching funs thats all |
Re: I Will Love To Be A: by delib: 12:13pm On Mar 29, 2008 |
no worries , nothing do u ok? |
Re: I Will Love To Be A: by princesa(f): 2:54pm On Mar 29, 2008 |
yea nothing do you too, ![]() |
Re: I Will Love To Be A: by delib: 3:13pm On Mar 29, 2008 |
yippeyappeday wetin be dis? |
Re: I Will Love To Be A: by naijastyle: 9:19pm On Mar 30, 2008 |
Its an expression of love in her language. |
Re: I Will Love To Be A: by mimiko(f): 9:36pm On Mar 30, 2008 |
u guys are better not fight over clem hmmm i pity u all ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: I Will Love To Be A: by gilgee(m): 10:30am On Mar 31, 2008 |
Mimi wetin you dey try talk? That your wink is suspicious, come explain better. @Clem You and mimi dey arrange each other? kai! ![]() |
Re: I Will Love To Be A: by clemcykul(f): 11:42am On Mar 31, 2008 |
@emferor ure out for me ryte? come off it beiby ure too old and raw for dat get a lyfe or better still bla bla bla one more thing a thread is meant for every body, i dont post but i reply and am assuring u wen i post i dont post crap! gilgee wat r u insiuating again? u drink akamu again abi ![]() ![]() |
Re: I Will Love To Be A: by princesa(f): 2:04pm On Mar 31, 2008 |
how cant u understand that simple language ![]() i learnt it when i went on a mission to kukuvi land, i.e to cure the insane ![]() |
Re: I Will Love To Be A: by clemcykul(f): 2:18pm On Mar 31, 2008 |
i hold my peace |
Re: I Will Love To Be A: by princesa(f): 2:58pm On Mar 31, 2008 |
good ![]() |
Re: I Will Love To Be A: by clemcykul(f): 3:25pm On Mar 31, 2008 |
am glad u realize its good for u ![]() ![]() |
Re: I Will Love To Be A: by gilgee(m): 3:28pm On Mar 31, 2008 |
Clemcy nobi you feed me akamu? I loved it sha and i still want to be fed more. ![]() |
Re: I Will Love To Be A: by delib: 4:19pm On Mar 31, 2008 |
looks on |
Re: I Will Love To Be A: by princesa(f): 6:21pm On Mar 31, 2008 |
@clem whatever ![]() |
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