naijaobi: I decided to scrolled through my girlfriend's phone and saw funny names saved in her contact list...
Such as Emeka Stingy, Michael Blacky, Joshua Long teeth, Friday big ear, and I was having fun, laughing at all the names I saw; So I decided to check out what my own number had been saved as, so I dialed my Number... Guess what i saw!
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NAIJAOBI MOUTH ODOUR!!!

na joke o...no be true o...lol lolz

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Lololololo!! Abeg..make una no kill person dis evening o..

A fat man saw an
advertisement"Lose 5kg in
a week".
He called&said I would like
to join!
Lady: Ok! Be ready
tomorrow at 6am.
Next morning, he gets to
the office and he was taken
to a room.
He opens the door&finds a
hot babe with shoes,
underpants&shirt saying,
"If u catch me u can sleep
with me!"&the girlstarts
running.
Man starts running but
couldn't catch her.
So, during the whole week
exercise, he tried to catch
her but couldn't&lost 5kg.
He then asks for the 10kg
program.
Next morning at 6am, he
opens the door&saw even
hotter babe in bikini saying
if u catch me u can sleep
wit me.
He lost 10kg that week.
So, he thought this
program is awesome!
Lets try 25kg.
The lady said"are you
sure? Its really tough!!"
"Why not"
Next day at 6am he opens
the door expectingto see a
Unclad babe but finds a Unclad
man saying,
"If I catch u, I will sleep with
u!!"
That week, he lost
40kg!...com c running!!!!!!

Okoya: A chief who had only one daughter. When
the daughter was of marriage age, the father
sent news around town that all the eligible
young men should come to compete in a test
which would determine who was fit to marry
... his daughter. On that set day, all the able-bodied young
men came out. Some came with paper and
biro and others with cutlasses and swords.
The wealthy chief took them to his swimming
pool ...and addressed the men: “ Any of you
who can swim from one end of this swimming pool to the other would marry my
daughter. In addition, I‘ll give him 15 million
naira, a car and a house so they can start life
well. I shall be waiting to meet my son-in-law
at the other side. "Good luck!”
As the young men, all very excited at the prospect of winning, started taking off their
shirts, a helicopter came over the pool and
dropped snakes and crocodiles into the pool.
Immediately all the men turned back and
started wearing their shirts again.
Disappointed, some of them said ''make the man go marry him pikin jor''
All of a sudden, they heard a splash in the
pool. Everybody watched in amazement as
one gentleman struggled his way across,
avoiding the snakes and crocodiles. Finally,
he made it to the other side. The wealthy chief could not believe it. He asked the young
man to name anything he wanted but the
man was still panting uncontrollably.
Finally, he got himself and made a request
saying ''make una show me the person wey
push me inside this pool' ☺☺☺


Still on d mata

this is so so funny, u made me laughed like a mad woman. To make matter worst am in a public transport. Hahahahahahaha stil laughing.

Yoruba boy selling apples, Igbo boy selling bread & an warri boy selling Yam.

Yoruba boy says, "This is the apple of God's eye" & in a jiffy all his apples were sold.

Igbo boy takes a cue & calls out, "Jesus said, I am the Bread of Life" & all his bread were sold off immediately.

warri boy thought to himself, "Yam no dey Bible but Warri no dey carry last!"

he then shouted 'No be Jesus talk this one o... na Baba God. "I yam that I yam"

Jina24:
this is so so funny, u made me laughed like a mad woman. To make matter worst am in a public transport. Hahahahahahaha stil laughing.

#i'm blushing#

hmmnn
D day is already dark! 2mr is d deal day....
Hope I can find sleep 2nyt...
D list must be pasted atleast to ease d tension.

Lolzz...relax my frnds! Ya'all dnt need 2gv urselves high Bp cus of posting.
I dnt do dos high BP things sha..when am nervous and very anxious about sometin,i react diffrntly: I'v visted d loo 9 times 2day already. And until d list is out,na my own way of reliving the pent of tensions. Lolz.
Countdown continues.

Okoya:
#i'm blushing#

we'all know what hapens when okoya blushes *Ladies man...*

Learnt that callup letters wil arive my school (unizik) tmrw, teusday. They'll sort it same day and comence distribution on wednesday.
For me, i'm travelin for mine on thursday. I'll just be busy reading ur coments on where u're posted, celebrating with some and consoling others

mykejones: Lolzz...relax my frnds! Ya'all dnt need 2gv urselves high Bp cus of posting.
I dnt do dos high BP things sha..when am nervous and very anxious about sometin,i react diffrntly: I'v visted d loo 9 times 2day already. And until d list is out,na my own way of reliving the pent of tensions. Lolz.
Countdown continues.

LMAO

ujchief:
we'all know what hapens when okoya blushes *Ladies man...*

I ve gat no plans ooo

@ anitank, waitin u at ...

I bought two bottles of alomo bitters hoping to take them to camp....
Jez because I want to ease tension, I ve finished one bottle... Planning to start wit d second one if there's no improvement 2mr

hello everyone

Dis runz seemed 2hv clicked 4sm persns oooo. Ma course mate chked hers dis evenin frm an insider and her ABUJA clicked... Indeed evrytin is posible in naija despite d shuflin story! Well, am waitin patiently for 2mao wen d list wud b pasted* lets remain hopeful sha

Nothing happened today. Let's pray 4 tomorrow

Guys, please keep the jokes and lively mood coming. Tomorrow is the party proper and a lots of side attractions has been put in place for your satisfaction and enjoyments.

Lest I forget, if you finally get through to Lasgidi, let's see tommorrow *winks*

Shygal: Dis runz seemed 2hv clicked 4sm persns oooo. Ma course mate chked hers dis evenin frm an insider and her ABUJA clicked... Indeed evrytin is posible in naija despite d shuflin story! Well, am waitin patiently for 2mao wen d list wud b pasted* lets remain hopeful sha

Yeah Princess. Have seen some people too...ours too would clicked. I just have that feeling this concluded wknd.

naijaobi: Yoruba boy selling apples, Igbo boy selling bread & an warri boy selling Yam.

Yoruba boy says, "This is the apple of God's eye" & in a jiffy all his apples were sold.

Igbo boy takes a cue & calls out, "Jesus said, I am the Bread of Life" & all his bread were sold off immediately.

warri boy thought to himself, "Yam no dey Bible but Warri no dey carry last!"

he then shouted 'No be Jesus talk this one o... na Baba God. "I yam that I yam"

Lol...you won't finish me one day with this laffta!

Shygal: Dis runz seemed 2hv clicked 4sm persns oooo. Ma course mate chked hers dis evenin frm an insider and her ABUJA clicked... Indeed evrytin is posible in naija despite d shuflin story! Well, am waitin patiently for 2mao wen d list wud b pasted* lets remain hopeful sha

Did she checked frm her insider from Abj or frm sch?

T.stone:

Did she checked frm her insider from Abj or frm sch?

an insider frm Abj, d guy dt helped her sent her a txt dis evenin tellin her 2go check her name in d list in sch cos he personaly did d packagin n made sure her name ws intact for Abj... Bt it hs nt bin pasted in our sch yet. She will confirm dt wen its out 2mao cos her 40k is at stake here. I tink it cliked 4her.

T.stone:

Yeah Princess. Have seen some people too...ours too would clicked. I just have that feeling this concluded wknd.

AMEN OOOO

TELEPHONE CONVERSATION

Chief Lucky: Hello is that Nondon?
Phone Operator: Yes.
Chief Lucky: Can I speak to Selator Nawrence Dafilole?
Phone Operator: Senator Lawrence Dafinone is out.
Chief Lucky: Can I message you?
Phone Operator: Sure!
Chief Lucky: Tell him Chief Nucky from Nagos called.
Phone Operator: Please spell your name!
Chief Lucky: Are you ready?
L for Elephant
U for Europe
C for Scissors
K for Chemist
Y for Wire........

T.stone:

Lol...you won't finish me one day with this laffta!

lol..warri no dey carry last o

AFTER THE RECENT BRIBERY SCANDAL AT THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVE INVOLVING HON.FAROUK LAWAN, NEW WORDS AND MEANINGS HAS BEEN ADDED TO THE DICTIONARY.. PLZ ADD URS NOW..
THANKS

NEW WORD FROM UNIVERSITY OF NATIONAL ASSEMBLY, ABUJA.
Course : FACROOK. Course code : Otedollar-001
1. FAROUK - To collect bribe and deny it, attributing evidence to video clip.
2. FAROUKER - A person who farouks.
3. FAROUKEE - A person who is farouked.
4. FAROUKOLOGY - The study of bribe collection and denial of evidence
5. FAROUKRACY - Goverment of bribery, by the bribe givers for the bribe takers.
6. FAROUKISM - The political ideology of bribery, corruption and cover ups
7. FAROUKIOSIS - A chronic disorder of bribery taking and denial
8. FAROUKISH - Having the appearance of, or relating to bribery and denial.
9. FAROUKISTICALLY - Carried out or done in a way that suggests a farouk.

Tired of all dah fake jokes abeg. *yawns*

Ms_Steph: Tired of all dah fake jokes abeg. *yawns*

THEN GO AND SLEEP

Shygal: an insider frm Abj, d guy dt helped her sent her a txt dis evenin tellin her 2go check her name in d list in sch cos he personaly did d packagin n made sure her name ws intact for Abj... Bt it hs nt bin pasted in our sch yet. She will confirm dt wen its out 2mao cos her 40k is at stake here. I tink it cliked 4her. AMEN OOOO

Thanks for the explanation...that's why you are the Princess *winks*

naijaobi: Yoruba boy selling apples, Igbo boy selling bread & an warri boy selling Yam.

Yoruba boy says, "This is the apple of God's eye" & in a jiffy all his apples were sold.

Igbo boy takes a cue & calls out, "Jesus said, I am the Bread of Life" & all his bread were sold off immediately.

warri boy thought to himself, "Yam no dey Bible but Warri no dey carry last!"

he then shouted 'No be Jesus talk this one o... na Baba God. "I yam that I yam"

*laughs oup loud*naijaobi,u no go kil me here oo.did u succed 2day?

naijaobi:
THEN GO AND SLEEP

waiting 4 U

Ms_Steph: Tired of all dah fake jokes abeg. *yawns*

Gbam...like you dey my mind...I wanted to write but i learnt that some people come here for relief and prayers(pls let them enjoy)...I kept quiet...You yawned?...Me i almost slammed my laptop on the floor...

two of my class mates got posted to ogun et oyo,this runz tingz seems to have clicked for some dudez.the report so far had been favourable

Ms_Steph: waiting 4 U

Heheheheehe...Ms_steph and Naijaobi! For same room! Please help me o...lol