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Pen*s by dm(m): 10:37pm On Apr 02, 2006
One day when the teacher walked to the
black board, she noticed someone had
written the word 'penis' in tiny letters.
She turned around, scanned the class
looking for the guilty face. Finding
none, she quickly erased it, and began
her class. The next day she went into
the room, and she saw, in larger letters,
the word 'penis' again on the black
board. Again, she looked around in vain
for the culprit, but found none, so she
proceeded with the day's lesson. Every
morning, for about a week, she went into
the classroom and found the same
disgusting word written on the board,
each day's word, larger than the previous
day's word. Finally, one day, she walked
in, expecting to be greeted by the same
word on the board, but instead, found the
words: "The more you rub it, the bigger
it gets!"
Re: Pen*s by Z4M4eva(f): 10:47pm On Apr 02, 2006
dm:

"The more you rub it, the bigger
it gets!"


l.o.l. So in otherwords 'You had better don't bother, 'Cos that ain't gonn' change a thing! grin
Re: Pen*s by diddy4(m): 10:59pm On Apr 02, 2006
thats what am toking about. we the men. grin
Re: Pen*s by pascal(m): 11:00pm On Apr 02, 2006
But the truth is that the more you rub it the bigger it becomes but wait a minute why this write up.
Do not worry, not doing any thing is the worse that can happen to any man(woman inclusive) under this sun or did i hear you say earth.
We can only get better so let's improve on our mind ethics, Miss not the lesson even if you miss message
How? i am out of here!!!!!!!!!!!!! lipsrsealed undecided
Re: Pen*s by Z4M4eva(f): 11:09pm On Apr 02, 2006
pascal:

But the truth is that the more you rub it the bigger it becomes but wait a minute why this write up.
Do not worry, not doing any thing is the worse that can happen to any man(woman inclusive) under this sun or did i hear you say earth.
We can only get better so let's improve on our mind ethics, Miss not the lesson even if you miss message
How? i am out of here!!!!!!!!!!!!! lipsrsealed undecided



Sorry, but what U on 'bout? embarassed
Re: Pen*s by pascal(m): 11:21pm On Apr 02, 2006
men! mean no harm you know. sad
Re: Pen*s by Z4M4eva(f): 11:22pm On Apr 02, 2006
pascal:

men! mean no harm you know. sad


Nah! Was just confused what U on about. smiley
Re: Pen*s by spikelord(m): 1:51am On Apr 03, 2006
Haha, I love this one!!
Re: Pen*s by ojd(m): 3:14am On Apr 03, 2006
dm:

"The more you rub it, the bigger
it gets!"


dats true enough
Re: Pen*s by micklplus(m): 10:38am On Apr 03, 2006
Word !
Re: Pen*s by jayemkay(f): 8:48pm On Apr 12, 2006
hahaha grin grin grin

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