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Hilarious gist by Gluckdude(m): 4:19pm On Jun 19, 2012 |
U'll laugh,, I promise 1. Life without Friends is like Boobs Without Nipples... POINTLESS ! ![]() ![]() ![]() 2. A Fact: Bleep a woman and she Loves you... Love a woman and she bleeps you: ![]() ![]() ![]() 3. MBBS Final Exam question paper: Fill in the blanks. If a woman faints, we must first check her pu_s_. Only few students lke me who wrote: 'Pulse' failed: ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 4. The saddest part of a Man's body is his Balls. They are sentenced to: Hang Till Death ! ![]() ![]() ![]() 5. Boy: How much Calcium is there in women's BREASTS? Girl: Enough to help a Man's Boneless Thing stand up: ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 6. Give an example of Total Business Failure due to Negligence... A Pregnant Prostitute; ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 7. If Necessity is the Mother of Invention, then.. Frustration is the Father of Masturbation!: ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 8. If your Boss says: Nothing is Impossible ask him to wear condom after sex ![]() ![]() ![]() Another one Teacher: Ok class, let’s show the principal & our guests how much we've learnt so far this year! Let’s do comparisons…So I say small, U say small, smaller, smallest.. [students nod] Class:”Big, Bigger, Biggest..” Teacher:”clean..” Class:”clean, cleaner, cleanest.. Teacher:”tall…. Class:”tall, taller, tallest…. Teacher[smiles]:”very good!! Class:”very good, very gooder, very goodest.. Teacher:”oh gosh..” Class: oh gosh, oh gosher, oh goshest!!! Teacher:”stop it now” Class:”stop it now…stop it nower…stop it nowest!! Teacher:”oh please..” Class:”oh please, oh pleaser…O’ pleasest..” Teacher:”Look at me..!! Class:”look at me, look at me-er, look at me-est.. Teacher:”what a disgrace! Class:”what a disgrace, what a disgracer, what a disgrace-st. Teacher[furious]: I don die… Class: I don die, I don dier, I don diest.... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious gist by DJNANCY: 11:58am On Jun 20, 2012 |
Everything will be OK soon, ehn? Sorry.
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