U'll laugh,, I promise
1. Life without Friends is like Boobs Without Nipples... POINTLESS !

2. A Fact: Bleep a woman and she Loves you... Love a woman and she bleeps you:

3. MBBS Final Exam question paper: Fill in the blanks. If a woman faints, we must first check her pu_s_. Only few students lke me who wrote: 'Pulse' failed:

4. The saddest part of a Man's body is his Balls. They are sentenced to: Hang Till Death !

5. Boy: How much Calcium is there in women's BREASTS?
Girl: Enough to help a Man's Boneless Thing stand up:

6. Give an example of Total Business Failure due to Negligence...
A Pregnant Prostitute;

7. If Necessity is the Mother of Invention, then.. Frustration is the Father of Masturbation!:

8. If your Boss says: Nothing is Impossible ask him to wear condom after sex




Another one
Teacher: Ok class, let’s show the principal & our guests how
much we've learnt so far this year! Let’s do comparisons…So I
say small, U say small, smaller, smallest..
[students nod]
Class:”Big, Bigger, Biggest..”
Teacher:”clean..”
Class:”clean, cleaner, cleanest..
Teacher:”tall….
Class:”tall, taller, tallest….
Teacher[smiles]:”very good!!
Class:”very good, very gooder, very goodest..
Teacher:”oh gosh..”
Class: oh gosh, oh gosher, oh goshest!!!
Teacher:”stop it now”
Class:”stop it now…stop it nower…stop it nowest!!
Teacher:”oh please..”
Class:”oh please, oh pleaser…O’ pleasest..”
Teacher:”Look at me..!!
Class:”look at me, look at me-er, look at me-est..
Teacher:”what a disgrace!
Class:”what a disgrace, what a disgracer, what a disgrace-st.
Teacher[furious]: I don die…
Class: I don die, I don dier, I don diest....

Everything will be OK soon, ehn? Sorry.