Four Girls took lift in a Car full of
Engineers...
Since no place available, they sat on each Boys'
lap...
After 5 minuts...
Girl1: Are you an Electronics & Communication
Engineer..?
Boy1: How do you know..?
Girl1: Your Tower is communicating with my
Unreachable Area...
Girl2: Are you an IT Engineer.. ?Boy2: How do
you know..?
Girl2: Your Pendrive is trying to connect with
my USB Drive...
Girl3: Are you a Mechanical Engineer..?
Boy3: How do you know..?Girl3: UR Piston is
trying to move into my Cylinder..
Girl4: Are U a Civil Engineer..?
Boy4: How do U know..?
Girl4: UR Dam has Broken and Flooded my
village..

1)Q: Who is a gynecologist?
A: He is the only fool on the earth who looks
for problems in a place where others find
pleasure!
2)Q: What's the difference between a cricketer
and a condom?
A: The cricketer drops the catch, and the
condom catches the drop
3)Q: What is the difference between riding a
bicycle and riding a woman?
A: To ride a bicycle you position your ass and
then move your legs.
To ride a woman you position your legs and
then move your ass
4)Q: What three things are common between
the sun and a woman's underwear?
A: Both are hot, both look better while going
down and both disappear at night.
5)Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in
marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own
6)Q: What's common between men and video?
A: Both go
backward...forward.backward...forward...stop
and eject
7)Q: What is the closest thing similar to a
woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts
about 5-7 days and if it
doesn't come means You are FUCKE.D...

Women are like Boko haram. They denote(donate) in school, at home, at church, in camp etc

Cool jokes

A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a
ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the
nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank
vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm
bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he
replies. So she opens the door to the vault and
inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says
"Take one of those sperm samples and drink
it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm
samples" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it
back. "That one there, drink that one as well.",
so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally
after 4 samples the man takes off his ski
mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."

Akpors went to visit his girlfriend -Ekaitte and
decided tossing a love song to her.
{"You are my African queen... the girl of my
dream..."} by TUFACE!
When he was singing, tears began to roll down
Ekaitte's eyes.
Akpors said;
"Eyaah! Ekaitte baby, I no know say u love me
like this o! Wow! Mybelle dey sweet me."
Ekaitte replied;
"No be you or your song dey make me cry o! Na
the odour from your mouth dey pepper my eye!"
YEPAAAAAAAA!!!

Lovely jokes.

WARRI BIBLE!!!
ENG: As it is written in d bible
PIDGIN: As dem yarn 4 bible!
ENG: Jesus entered the boat with his disciples!
PIDGIN: Na im Jesus com enta canoe with im padi dem!
ENG: As the boat was sailing there was a great storm!!
PIDGIN: As the canoe dey go, na im yawa com gas!!
ENG: The storm was so great that it was like a whirl wind
PIDGIN: As the yawa dey, na im kansala com burst
ENG: The disciples became so afraid and they shouted master master
PIDGIN: Na im liva fail im padi dem, na im dem begin hala bros eh! Bros eh!
ENG: Jesus got up and calmed down the wind!
PIDGIN: Na im Jesus rise up com arrange d yawa!
ENG: He turned to his disciples and said oh ye with little faith
PIDGIN: Na so Jesus luk im padi dem shake im head say UNA FALL MA HAND
ENG: The disciples replied and said what manner of man is this?
PIDGIN: im padi dem com hala sho!! Bros J which kan levels na? U B WINCH....

santakris: Lovely jokes.

thanx man

Lolajoy: WARRI BIBLE!!!
ENG: As it is written in d bible
PIDGIN: As dem yarn 4 bible!
ENG: Jesus entered the boat with his disciples!
PIDGIN: Na im Jesus com enta canoe with im padi dem!
ENG: As the boat was sailing there was a great storm!!
PIDGIN: As the canoe dey go, na im yawa com gas!!
ENG: The storm was so great that it was like a whirl wind
PIDGIN: As the yawa dey, na im kansala com burst
ENG: The disciples became so afraid and they shouted master master
PIDGIN: Na im liva fail im padi dem, na im dem begin hala bros eh! Bros eh!
ENG: Jesus got up and calmed down the wind!
PIDGIN: Na im Jesus rise up com arrange d yawa!
ENG: He turned to his disciples and said oh ye with little faith
PIDGIN: Na so Jesus luk im padi dem shake im head say UNA FALL MA HAND
ENG: The disciples replied and said what manner of man is this?
PIDGIN: im padi dem com hala sho!! Bros J which kan levels na? U B WINCH....

walayi, u've made my day...thanx..kip em come dearie...lmao

Skapi & Lefax wer arguing over sumthin when
the teacher came in and asked whats all the
noise about
Skapi replied:ma'am you see we found ths $50
at the garden nd we agreed that whoever tells
the biggest lie gets it.
Teacher: Shame on you two at my age I ddnt
evn knw what a lie was.
Lefax gave the $50 to the teacher nd said wow
ma'am thts the biggest lie I have heard so far..

Letter from Lefax to teacher:
Dear Teasher, please I not like how u gived my
childrens Mojaboswa 2 over 10 in English
ekzam. I have lookin at the thing he writes and
everything is correct well. So what is the why
that you now gived he 2 over 10? I teash he
English everyday and he has know it well. So
please what is the why for little mark? What is
the why Hhe? Nxa!
Your ls Hangry
parent

A Boy walked up to his Father and said; Papa,
can i take your car out today?.
His Father asked; Why?. What are your two
legs for?.
The Boy replied; One for throttle and brake.
The other one for clutch

Late in the Night, a drunk guy left a drinking
joint. As he was staggering home on the street,
he staggered into a gutter, felt the chill of it's
water and said; God thank you o, you give me
cool bed, i will sleep here until it is morning.
Later on, a heavilly drunk guy was staggering
passby and decided to urinate on the gutter. As
he was urinating the drunk guy in the gutter
exclaimed; Ha God, thank you o, you give me
cool bed, now you are pouring cool water on it, i
swear, i will sleep here until it is morning. The
drunk guy who was urinating replied; Look at
this gutter tallking, i go use piss destroy your
life today.

It was the first day of Grade Three in a new
town for Johnny. As a test, his teacher went
around the
room and asked each of the students to count
to 50. Some did very well, counting as high as
30
or 40 with just a few mistakes. Others couldn't
get past 20. Johnny, however, did extremely
well;
he counted past 50, right up to 100 without
any mistakes. He was so excited that he ran
home
and told his Dad how well he had done. His Dad
nodded and told him, "That's because you are
from Alabama, son." The next day, in
language class, the teacher asked the students
to recite the
alphabet. It's Grade Three, so most could make
it half way through without much trouble. Some
made it to S or T, but Johnny rattled off the
alphabet perfectly right to the end. That
evening,
Johnny once again bragged to his Dad about his
prowess in his new school. His Dad, knowingly,
explained to him, "That's because you are from
Alabama, son." The next day, after Physical
Education, the boys were taking showers.
Johnny noted that, compared to the other boys
in his
grade, he seemed overly "well endowed". This
confused him. That night he told his Dad.
"Dad,
they all have little tiny ones, but mine is ten
times bigger than theirs. Is that because I'm
from
Alabama?" he asked. "No, son," explained his
Dad, "That's because you're 18."

One girl went to a electronic shop
with anger and threw her new
laptop on the desk at a person from whom she
bought.She told the salesman that you have...
cheated me. I cannot transfer file from my
previous laptop..
Salesman : Madam, can you please try infront
of me.
This is what She did,
1) Right clicked the mouse on the
file which she wanted to transfer
and selected CUT option.
2) Disconnected the mouse from
that PC.
3) Took that mouse carefully and connected it
to the other PC
where she wanted to copy that
file.
4) Right clicked the mouse and
selected the PASTE option.
Salesman DIED !!...xD

Pls read through this converastion …
GIRL: I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a
BASTARD.
PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that's not a nice
thing to call anyone, so what did he do to
deserve that?
GIRL: Well, he kissed me.
PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this? The
psychiatrist kissed the girl
GIRL: ......Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call
him a BASTARD.
GIRL:But, he put his hand in my top.
PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this? The
psychiatrist put his hand in the girl's top
GIRL:Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call
him a BASTARD.
GIRL:But, he took my clothes off.
PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this? The
psychiatrist took off the girl's clothes
GIRL:Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call
him a BASTARD.
GIRL:But, he had sex with me!
PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this? The
psychiatrist had sex with the girl
GIRL:.Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call
him a BASTARD.
GIRL:But, then he told me he has AIDS.
PSYCHIATRIST:BASTARDDDDDD!

A bank manager got confused with his
calculations, so he askedhis secretary to help
out, "I have$23,000,000, what will you take off
to get 25%" And his secretaryreplied "Sir,
honestly, I will take off my blouse, my skirt,
my bra even my pants!!
Lolzz

A drunkard sat in church next to Ditsapelo and
after a while,he whispered,"can i have your
vagina??"
Ditsapelo whispered back,"arnt you ashamed of
asking me that in church??"
Drunkard whispered,"arnt you ashamed of
bringing it to church?"