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Romance / Re: Tounge Twisters In The House Pls Help Me Out!!! by Afonjanistan: 12:36pm On May 15, 2023 |
"...with yeast infection." 2 Likes |
Fashion / Re: Greta Lingerie: Providing Unmatched Comfort And Style With Wholesale Lingerie by Afonjanistan: 12:32pm On May 15, 2023 |
No pics. Sell make I see. 1 Like
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Politics / Re: Police Arrest Seun Kuti (Photos) by Afonjanistan: 12:31pm On May 15, 2023 |
After the shoot a policewoman wore his shoes for him, the Lagos CP presented him with an Exemplary Agbero Itesiwaju Eko I award and ushered him into a waiting convoy to be dropped at his home. 3 policewomen were also instructed to keep him company for the next 2 weeks. I was there. |
Politics / Re: Police Slapper, Seun Kuti, Arrested, Sighted With Handcuff At Police HQ (photos) by Afonjanistan: 12:30pm On May 15, 2023 |
After the shoot a policewoman wore his shoes for him, the Lagos CP presented him with an Exemplary Agbero Itesiwaju Eko I award and ushered him into a waiting convoy to be dropped at his home. 3 policewomen were also instructed to keep him company for the next 2 weeks. I was there. |
Politics / Re: Seun Kuti In Police Custody (Photos) by Afonjanistan: 12:30pm On May 15, 2023 |
After the shoot a policewoman wore his shoes for him, the Lagos CP presented him with an Exemplary Agbero Itesiwaju Eko I award and ushered him into a waiting convoy to be dropped at his home. 3 policewomen were also instructed to keep him company for the next 2 weeks. I was there. |
Politics / Re: Seun Kuti On Cuffs, As Police Arrest Him. by Afonjanistan: 12:28pm On May 15, 2023 |
After the shoot a policewoman wore his shoes for him, the Lagos CP presented him with an Exemplary Agbero Itesiwaju Eko I award and ushered him into a waiting convoy to be dropped at his home. 3 policewomen were also instructed to keep him company for the next 2 weeks. I was there. |
Food / Re: Hilda Baci Breaks Guinness World Record For Longest Cooking Marathon by Afonjanistan: 8:44am On May 15, 2023 |
There are many Iya Elewas that break this dumb record cooking ewa agoyin for customers every week from Monday to Saturday all over SW. This is stoopid!! 30 Likes 7 Shares |
Politics / Re: Margaret Obi Spotted At Hilda Baci Cook-A-Thon (Video) by Afonjanistan: 4:08am On May 15, 2023 |
I get meat for chest pass that creature in lemon green. 83 Likes 4 Shares |
Romance / Re: How Do I Regain Masculinity In This Relationship by Afonjanistan: 7:15pm On May 14, 2023 |
Ozzyk: Don't stop. Keep buying. |
Romance / Re: How Do I Regain Masculinity In This Relationship by Afonjanistan: 7:01pm On May 14, 2023 |
Keep spending. She will return once you go broke. 19 Likes 3 Shares |
Food / Re: No Be To Cook For 3 Days Matters, E Sweet? by Afonjanistan: 6:56pm On May 14, 2023 |
I'm just wondering how many kg gas cylinder she's using. |
Romance / Re: Is This The Reason Why Area Boys Were Running After Me Yesterday (pics) by Afonjanistan: 6:54pm On May 14, 2023 |
They chased you because you were intimidating them by looking rougher than them. 8 Likes |
Crime / Re: They Stripped Her Naked And Asked Her To Eat Her Placenta (GRAPHIC PICTURES) by Afonjanistan: 6:52pm On May 14, 2023 |
The pocohantas character from the Disney movie plus the pocohantas IndecentStar have gone through worse abeg. |
Family / Re: Kidnappers Kill Woman As She Begs To Be Killed Instead Of Her Daughter-In-Law by Afonjanistan: 6:49pm On May 14, 2023 |
She got what she wanted so where is the sad news here?? 3 Likes 11 Shares |
Romance / Re: Married But Miss Being Single, Let's Meet Here by Afonjanistan: 6:49pm On May 14, 2023 |
Pocohantas share yours 3 Likes |
Nairaland / General / Re: Have You Ever Been Attacked By This Army? by Afonjanistan: 6:47pm On May 14, 2023 |
The ones that attacked me were feminists because they went straight for my gbola. Till today I have two pee holes - one for cum, one for piss. |
Education / Re: How Much Do Guinness World Record Holders Get Paid? by Afonjanistan: 5:53pm On May 14, 2023 |
The kain questions when hunger dey make Nairalanders reason ehn. 4 Likes |
Family / Re: Is It Okay To Let Your Fiancée Know Your Monthly Salary Range? by Afonjanistan: 5:47pm On May 14, 2023 |
Divide your salary into 3 and tell her that. The average Nigerian woman is a thief waiting to reap where she did not sow. pocohantas: This is an example of a Nigerian Woman thief. 35 Likes 2 Shares |
Health / Re: Student 'living In Hell' As Rare Condition Causes Brain To Slip Down Spine by Afonjanistan: 5:35pm On May 14, 2023 |
I will still Bleep her to be honest with you. |
Politics / Re: Gatwick Airport London Is Not Own By Yoruba Man ignore the lies by Afonjanistan: 5:35pm On May 14, 2023 |
So Afonjanistans were trying to steal that airport too?!! 66 Likes 4 Shares
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Romance / Re: Am An Amputee Am In Need Of A Job In Lagos by Afonjanistan: 3:30pm On May 10, 2023 |
Freelance traffic warden Beggar God is Good motor park flute player Bus evangelist Since your wrist is now a stub you can also check strip clubs and let their male & female patrons know that you can fist well. 1 Like |
Crime / Re: Residents Flee As Suspected Cultists Clash In Uyo, Akwa Ibom by Afonjanistan: 11:40am On May 10, 2023 |
Hope my UyaiIncomparabl is safe. |
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