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Romance / Re: Tounge Twisters In The House Pls Help Me Out!!! by Afonjanistan: 12:36pm On May 15, 2023
"...with yeast infection."

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Fashion / Re: Greta Lingerie: Providing Unmatched Comfort And Style With Wholesale Lingerie by Afonjanistan: 12:32pm On May 15, 2023
No pics.
Sell make I see.

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Politics / Re: Police Arrest Seun Kuti (Photos) by Afonjanistan: 12:31pm On May 15, 2023
After the shoot a policewoman wore his shoes for him, the Lagos CP presented him with an Exemplary Agbero Itesiwaju Eko I award and ushered him into a waiting convoy to be dropped at his home.

3 policewomen were also instructed to keep him company for the next 2 weeks.

I was there.
Politics / Re: Police Slapper, Seun Kuti, Arrested, Sighted With Handcuff At Police HQ (photos) by Afonjanistan: 12:30pm On May 15, 2023
After the shoot a policewoman wore his shoes for him, the Lagos CP presented him with an Exemplary Agbero Itesiwaju Eko I award and ushered him into a waiting convoy to be dropped at his home.

3 policewomen were also instructed to keep him company for the next 2 weeks.

I was there.
Politics / Re: Seun Kuti In Police Custody (Photos) by Afonjanistan: 12:30pm On May 15, 2023
After the shoot a policewoman wore his shoes for him, the Lagos CP presented him with an Exemplary Agbero Itesiwaju Eko I award and ushered him into a waiting convoy to be dropped at his home.

3 policewomen were also instructed to keep him company for the next 2 weeks.

I was there.
Politics / Re: Seun Kuti On Cuffs, As Police Arrest Him. by Afonjanistan: 12:28pm On May 15, 2023
After the shoot a policewoman wore his shoes for him, the Lagos CP presented him with an Exemplary Agbero Itesiwaju Eko I award and ushered him into a waiting convoy to be dropped at his home.

3 policewomen were also instructed to keep him company for the next 2 weeks.

I was there.
Food / Re: Hilda Baci Breaks Guinness World Record For Longest Cooking Marathon by Afonjanistan: 8:44am On May 15, 2023
There are many Iya Elewas that break this dumb record cooking ewa agoyin for customers every week from Monday to Saturday all over SW.

This is stoopid!! angry

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Politics / Re: Margaret Obi Spotted At Hilda Baci Cook-A-Thon (Video) by Afonjanistan: 4:08am On May 15, 2023
I get meat for chest pass that creature in lemon green.

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Romance / Re: How Do I Regain Masculinity In This Relationship by Afonjanistan: 7:15pm On May 14, 2023
Ozzyk:

Anyway i only bought her stuff to pacify her. I stopped when I noticed it didn't even change a thing.
Already thinking of moving on and giving her space but I just wanted to be sure if it's the right decision for me
Thank u

Don't stop.
Keep buying.
Romance / Re: How Do I Regain Masculinity In This Relationship by Afonjanistan: 7:01pm On May 14, 2023
Keep spending.
She will return once you go broke.

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Food / Re: No Be To Cook For 3 Days Matters, E Sweet? by Afonjanistan: 6:56pm On May 14, 2023
I'm just wondering how many kg gas cylinder she's using.
Romance / Re: Is This The Reason Why Area Boys Were Running After Me Yesterday (pics) by Afonjanistan: 6:54pm On May 14, 2023
They chased you because you were intimidating them by looking rougher than them.

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Crime / Re: They Stripped Her Naked And Asked Her To Eat Her Placenta (GRAPHIC PICTURES) by Afonjanistan: 6:52pm On May 14, 2023
The pocohantas character from the Disney movie plus the pocohantas IndecentStar have gone through worse abeg.
Family / Re: Kidnappers Kill Woman As She Begs To Be Killed Instead Of Her Daughter-In-Law by Afonjanistan: 6:49pm On May 14, 2023
She got what she wanted so where is the sad news here??

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Romance / Re: Married But Miss Being Single, Let's Meet Here by Afonjanistan: 6:49pm On May 14, 2023
Pocohantas share yours

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Nairaland / General / Re: Have You Ever Been Attacked By This Army? by Afonjanistan: 6:47pm On May 14, 2023
The ones that attacked me were feminists because they went straight for my gbola.

Till today I have two pee holes - one for cum, one for piss.
Education / Re: How Much Do Guinness World Record Holders Get Paid? by Afonjanistan: 5:53pm On May 14, 2023
The kain questions when hunger dey make Nairalanders reason ehn. cheesy

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Family / Re: Is It Okay To Let Your Fiancée Know Your Monthly Salary Range? by Afonjanistan: 5:47pm On May 14, 2023
Divide your salary into 3 and tell her that.
The average Nigerian woman is a thief waiting to reap where she did not sow.

pocohantas:
What I need is for a man to be handson to recurring expenses and things that make my life easier. If you miss this with me, all your money talk becomes noise.

This is an example of a Nigerian Woman thief.

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Health / Re: Student 'living In Hell' As Rare Condition Causes Brain To Slip Down Spine by Afonjanistan: 5:35pm On May 14, 2023
I will still Bleep her to be honest with you.
Politics / Re: Gatwick Airport London Is Not Own By Yoruba Man ignore the lies by Afonjanistan: 5:35pm On May 14, 2023
So Afonjanistans were trying to steal that airport too?!! shocked

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Romance / Re: Am An Amputee Am In Need Of A Job In Lagos by Afonjanistan: 3:30pm On May 10, 2023
Freelance traffic warden
Beggar
God is Good motor park flute player
Bus evangelist


Since your wrist is now a stub you can also check strip clubs and let their male & female patrons know that you can fist well.

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Crime / Re: Residents Flee As Suspected Cultists Clash In Uyo, Akwa Ibom by Afonjanistan: 11:40am On May 10, 2023
Hope my UyaiIncomparabl is safe.

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