what the f0uk is a chairman of governors forum, naija just like useless irrelevant titles.

you voted him in, so una go suffa for am.

Anoda trouble in ikeja this morning. Please afoid ikeja

a tread like this will only get to 4 or 5 pages max.

but a thread about the finest guy or gehl, or a teef teef pastor will get to 40 pages.

"my people die from lack of knowledge"

wirinet: So Jonathanians think they can confront the US of A, that is the stupidity of the century. When even countries like the UK, Germany and Japan always make sure they dont antagonize the Americans. Even the Iranians have seen the folly of being enemies of the US, they are gradually coming to their senses and are tying to mend fences with the US. Even almighty Russia that is doing shakara now would eventually retrace their steps and make peace with the US. Putin is just trying to get concessions on Crimea and some Russian speaking parts of Ukraine.

We need the US, but the US need virtually nothing from Nigeria. They have stopped buying our oil and within the next 5 years would become the highest exporter of oil in the world. If prices are crash we would go abegging to IMF, world bank and other US controlled financial institutions just to run the country.

The greatest flaw of this administration is the lack of a clear foreign policy direction. We seems to making so many enemies without courting any friends. We cannot afford to have the US as an Enemy.

they will still refuse you visa, because all you have written is nonsense.
Russia is not scared of the USA one bit... Putin has been pissing over Obama since he came into office,

China is the one holding up US economy... and Russia and China will soon attack the US dollar, which will become the beginning of the end of america. The US is a dying project...they spend 400x more than they earn on defence and creating useless false flag wars to keep the military industrial complex going.

the biggest stupidity of the century is that Africans do not understand their value, if African leaders came together and worked together they can become the richest continent in GDP (not just resources) in a few decades, instead htey rely on the US who is the biggest Enemy to Africa's progress to decieve them and they fight stupid tribal battles with each other.

THAT IS THE STUPIDITY OF THE CENTURY

LaurelP:

Tell me, what have u been smoking

so you want to smoke before you pull sheman?

thankfully this ingramaticulous macabond calling himself a journalist has been shot down on twitter in the exact orpacity he deserves. ode oloshi

IF MALARIA WAS IN THE WEST THEM FOR DON FIND CURE.

POLIO IS BACK IN NIGERIA (NORTH) AFTER BEING ERADICATED AROUND THE WORLD PREVIOUSLY



MAKE UNA DEY BEAT YA CHEST OVER USELESSNESS

LaurelP: Before u open thread to profess love
Before u do wooing challenge
Before u do woman-wrappering

Verify if she's really a lady
You might just be wooing ur fellow guy!

I no go talk again
A word is enuf for d wise!

eya, so you don pull peson with weave and when you where in bed you realised that 'she' had a bl0c0s?

buram sure you still went ahead sha? ..NO h0mo of course abi?

in reality they are all useless compared to basic world accepted standards, probably much better than liberia and congo and Mali sha. o ma se o

I am the best man for the job.

How did still find only to build American university??

Well.

AlfaSeltzer:

Petty thieves should be burned because of their foolishness in order to eliminate folly from our lands. Our people say that he who wants to eat a frog should eat a fattened one so that when he is called a frog eater, he answers with pride.
So if you want to steal, steal something significant.
Thus may I shout out my sincere praises to Jim Nwobodo, Ngozi Iweala, Ebele Jonathan, Chukwuma Soludo, Azubuike Ihejirika, Stella Oduah and many many more. We are proud of yous.

Well, such is the ingralatary macabre ocredulation of vagabonds such as the names you mentioned, that it is with much sadness and umpirical recumbence that I detest your buffoonery. Nonetheless, you have expressed a valid point which that nigerias cancerous acrilarity is one which has gone deep down into society with no sign of sobriety and resuscitative antipathy.

O ma se o

That is because the presidency is the home of crooks snd thieves

And I would have fired both of them if I were president, that's if I ever would employ both thieves in the first place.

But they will celebrate people who have stolen 3000 times more than these gangs. Steal milo and milk and they will burn you with tyre or parade you to the whole town.

The proud ones are only compensating for their lack of self esteem or insecurity. But don't generalise, even though most Nigerians are proud culturally.

..discuss

franugo:

bia nwokem, awu adi? Odi ka na ara na gba gi...ife e na eku now bu na e ga prefer e meh biz with ibo guy nkoyeli ju onu ii..je onitsha ka wa megi sumtin nu, RUBBISH!

Guy speak English jare.

I will call for a national conference, requesting all former presidents deputies, ministers, and their advisers, and former governors too to attend. Then I will ask for help from either boko haram or Russia to destroy the building knowing that with all of those goats dead at least 60% of nigerias problems are solved.

For the rest small fish looters, I will ask US to build me a Guantanamo bay to export economic terrorists to and not try them in a court of law.


Then set up truth and reconciliation commission so that major office holders in the past who were not killed in the national conference can confess their loot and receive amnesty after returning an amount. Once that amnesty expires, anyone caught who didn't confess or those who currently steak will be charged with economic terrorism, which will be punishable by being thrown on the purpose built island.

FG will seize to fund all traditional leaders expect the 3 largest ones and they will be paying tax. Any others who want to get paid can ask their respective states to collect tax from its residents to pay the Chiefs. (Let's see how long that will last if at all).

I will set up another truth and reconstruction and reconciliation commission to investigate the biafran wAr and atrocities committed on both sides.

I will ensure that african history before colonialism and transatlantic slavery came to Africa is taught in all schools.

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NO

The US is doomed, it's fall is coming soon. Guy Jonathan buy dem from Russia Abeg make Obama go d1ld0 himself

"Many will say they cast out demons and healed the sick in my name but I will say I know them not"

It's as if Christians don't read their bible again.

i have seen gay sex in nigerian movies now. thats an amazing regression.. although it is just reflecting reality so it may not be such a regression if people are doing it in real life. all those hausa mallams going to mosque and nyashing young boys...mchewww

they are using generateor to power it? looooooooool

both are useless but still better than what nigeria has

you are not supposed to love someone and expect love back. if God did that to you, hin for don strike you with thunder since

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theres plenty women to choose from.

thats why you will have a church that is 90% women, and 90% of them are single

make una dey decive yaselves that youre not settling for less, yet youre attending all ya friends weddings.

gerrout

so only rich men should marry?? what do you define as rich?

rich in Naira or rich in Dollars? and australian dollars or Canadian dollars? zimbabwean Nko?

den you have rich....and then you have rich, then there is OLE rich, and theres BILLI rich, all na rich

so which one?

however, such threads are proof that women today (of marriagable age) are single mostly of their own making.

make una dey watch Lekki wives and real housewives of atlanta dey decieve yaselfs.

and many of you shouting to Jesorsssss to come and find you a man, would have fashid him back in the day one you heard that he was born in a manger in a sheep's house.

egift: APC, please give us a Buhari/Fashola ticket in 2015!

Why should that demon buhari be near fashola, intelligence and useless should not mix.