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Politics / Re: Military Storms Oporoza, Niger-Delta In Warships Searching For Militants by ahaika23: 6:40pm On May 28, 2016
yawns, night don de fall o. Dem never catch dem? embarassed
Politics / Re: Breaking!! Economic Shutdown As Crude Drops To 800,000 Barrels/Day!! by ahaika23: 11:24am On May 28, 2016
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy It's still on the high side naw. We are expecting 1 liter per day

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Politics / Re: Military Storms Oporoza, Niger-Delta In Warships Searching For Militants by ahaika23: 11:19am On May 28, 2016
Nigeria my beloved dungeon! cheesy I wish them safe trip. Let them enjoy that warship a bit. Heard there are some cozy chairs in them. After the ride, they can go an park them back and maybe drive it again next tomorrow. It will help to reduce the fuel they have already. grin
Politics / Re: Military Storms Oporoza, Niger-Delta In Warships Searching For Militants by ahaika23: 11:03am On May 28, 2016
Dem wan go waste fuel. WHy not make it 20 warships na? make una catch ghost abi na agip workers una go catch this time cheesy

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Politics / Re: Niger-Delta Avengers Destroy Agip And Shell Pipelines by ahaika23: 10:51am On May 28, 2016
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mutvy:
Wow!!! Wow!! Wow! This guys are very lucky that someone like me is not the President. I will declare a state of emergency in Delta, Bayelsa and Rivers state. I will deploy 50 000 soldiers, 200 tanks, 20 helicopters and 10 fighter jets. I will kill you people in millions and set you back by 100 years. All the youths in that region will regret coming to this world. I will make you beg for peace. YOU ARE VERY LUCKY THAT I AM NOT THE PRESIDENT!!!
[/s] Keyboard commander in chief. Bubu is a northerrn goat. We will shutdown NLNG Bonny and that will be the end of Gas flaring sorry gas sales in Nigeria. Jut one grenade will do the trick. You parasites will leach on your western slaves henceforth!
Politics / Re: Niger-Delta Avengers Destroy Agip And Shell Pipelines by ahaika23: 9:04am On May 28, 2016
They called Jonathan an Ogogoro drunk, and all stupid unprintable names, they labeled us as minority, inconsequential in the nigerian equation, as our numbers cannot match theirs. they called us militants, insulted our personalities, and termed us 5%. They will use nothing no more from our region. They will fly their planes with proceeds from Ogun shrine and skin hides, beef and fura du nunu. They will beg for a drop of oil. The big bang is hours away.

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Politics / Re: Saturday: Niger Delta Avengers Are Twitting Several Attacks Right Now.. by ahaika23: 8:47am On May 28, 2016
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Goke7:
Those who are thinking the economy will finally collapse are getting it wrong, PMB has got this covered and anticipated this all along. The oil revenue expected in 2016 budget is all time low this time around.

You think udoma and adeosun were talking rubbish when that said the budget won't be 100% implemented? It is the states especially from the ss that will groan more especially when their allocations start dwindling hence govs from delta, bayelsa and rivers are already shouting.

I have been saying this for some time now those NDA are wasting their time, oil will never develop anywhere and has never. The FG share of revenue is not affected, forget whatever they are saying, reason PMB is not too bothered right now.
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Are you trying to console yourself or what? Watch what will happen to Osun, Kebbi, Katsina states etc. We can bunker and start selling our crude in the black market because buhari's Navy cannot mann the whole sea. Guess what, Niger Delta Republic will spring forth from the creeks and a massive industrialized and tech advanced society is what you will see. You guys should begin exporting cows if you have any plans for your future.

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Politics / Re: Saturday: Niger Delta Avengers Are Twitting Several Attacks Right Now.. by ahaika23: 7:56am On May 28, 2016
You all will know that we Niger Deltans are not cowards and fools. This is the beginning. Before the end of June it will all be over.

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Politics / Re: Wike Receives Top Military Chiefs In Port-Harcourt. See Photos by ahaika23: 11:23am On May 24, 2016
What I keep wondering is why pipelines will be blowing up in Delta and Bayelsa and Buratai and co will be visiting WIke. Is Nyesom Wike the Governor General of the Niger Delta?? cheesy I see more bombings soon. The zoo has fallen already. Generals on their knees begging for dialogue.
Politics / Re: What Is All This Talk Of Buhari Inheriting An Empty Treasury? by ahaika23: 10:31am On May 23, 2016
So 30 billion dollars is empty treasury huh? SOmething that can sustain a country for over 1 year. A country that is still very productive where they rape the south daily of crude in billions of dollars huh? Zombie or whatever they call you better to to TB Joshua.
trillville:
Vulgarvulvas and all other wailers, please get this into your heads. 30 billion dollars is next to nothing in an economy the size of nigeria's. This amount can only support 6 months of spending.

Venezuela has over 50 billion dollars at present, yet it suffers hyperinflation and Venezuelansalready line up for essential commodities.

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Politics / Re: Why Buhari And Co Should Be Careful With The Niger Delta Avengers by ahaika23: 6:02pm On May 22, 2016
More bombing! Minister of Darkness portfolio 89% and loading grin
Politics / Re: Why Buhari And Co Should Be Careful With The Niger Delta Avengers by ahaika23: 12:51pm On May 19, 2016
chriskosherbal:
I still believe in peace for this nation.
Yea right!
Politics / Why Buhari And Co Should Be Careful With The Niger Delta Avengers by ahaika23: 11:52am On May 19, 2016
I have been reading scripts over the past few weeks about the planned crushing of the Niger Delta Avengers. What I simply want to say is that crushing these guys could take a life time but crushing the Nigerian Economy can take just a little over ten (10) minutes. I keep wondering why Tompolo whom a warrant of arrest was issued against is nowhere near police net. Are you not puzzled as well That brings me to the unfortunate video of Nigeria Police Force men paying their last respect to one of their dead colleagues with a parade. What they displayed made me realize that Nigeria is already a failed state. Nigeria my beloved country is nothing to write home about.

Do you know that drones in the market cost as little as even 150 dollars? for the more sophisticated drones with real time video control panel display which can cover a distance of 5 kilometer in the air, it costs just about 900 dollars. Why am I talking of drones; drones are such slick gadgets that you can use to send a parcel seamlessly to its destination without any form of delays, failure as a result of loss of target identification or such like. Drones have become a household toy these days.

Let us imagine that our dreaded avengers have over 1,000 of these little science creatures to help in delivering their little grenade toys from the comfort of their underground bunkers. Since we all are aware that their targets are all highly combustible sites intended to shut down production of crude oil. Assuming that this faceless group has locations of the docking sites of the NNPC and all oil producing companies, well heads, rigs and platforms both offshore and onshore. Take a deep breath, take a chill pill. Just one grenade is enough to shutdown any facility single facility. And if these birds are put in the air, in just a few minutes Nigeria will be over.

Let us all pray this is not the case, let us all pray this is not the case because if it is, y'all better talk to the Daura President to shut his trap about crushing anything but come to terms with reality and seek negotiation because those his men of the sss, police, army, navy, civilian jtf, nscds, man-o-war, customs, immigration etc may be able to do very little just like trying to arrest Tompolo. I have said my own!
Politics / Re: NANS To Protest N145 Petrol Price Next Week by ahaika23: 6:12pm On May 12, 2016
This protest no go hold, just watch and see.
Politics / Re: Urgent Call On DSS: Circulation This Biafra War Documentary Should Be Stopped by ahaika23: 4:02pm On May 04, 2016
Thanks for sharing the link. I have downloaded and shared on my fb wall. DSS will have their hands full before long.
babeface3:
There is a documentary about the Biafra war circulating on social media. The relevant security agencies should do something to stop it as it could breed more harm than the history the creators tagged it.

https://www.facebook.com/africanews24/videos/vb.842658562528146/880974365363232/?type=2&theater

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Politics / Re: Lai Mohammed: A Masquerade Can Create Jobs For 1,000 Men by ahaika23: 1:35am On May 04, 2016
mtchew, these old ediots don tire me

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Politics / Re: N338bn Bailout Fund: Buhari Orders ICPC To Probe Benue, Imo, Osun by ahaika23: 12:18pm On May 02, 2016
We will be here to see the end of this advert.
Politics / Re: Buhari’s Economic Policies “opaque, Archaic” – Oby Ezekwesili by ahaika23: 1:51pm On May 01, 2016
cheesy Elected a cow farmer to be president, and you want your country not to be a ranch? grin

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Politics / Re: BUHARI, African Most Incompetent, Unserious And Clueless Leader – UK Study by ahaika23: 12:48pm On May 01, 2016
grin Northern goat making us proud
Politics / Re: Fashola's Children With Heat-rash From Power Problems (pic) by ahaika23: 3:21pm On Apr 28, 2016
Oh yea, you can help with that since you know these are old
carinmom:
But Op why didn't you post their recent pics so that we can judge for ourselves, but these pics are old.

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Politics / Re: Fashola's Children With Heat-rash From Power Problems (pic) by ahaika23: 2:42pm On Apr 28, 2016
a** Where and how did you see it? Don't derail the thread mbok!
chikel2000:
see that babe a**
Politics / Re: Fashola's Children With Heat-rash From Power Problems (pic) by ahaika23: 2:35pm On Apr 28, 2016
HERSLEY:
Only a fool would believe that he spewed
Only zombies will believe that!!!
Politics / Fashola's Children With Heat-rash From Power Problems (pic) by ahaika23: 2:23pm On Apr 28, 2016
See how much they are suffering from heat. Seems Liar Moh has got some competitors!

Politics / Re: ICC Prosecutor Visits Nigeria - Indicates Interest To Commence Investigation by ahaika23: 11:08am On Apr 14, 2016
Zombie, let's assume Nnamdi was calling for arms, however your dullard has already used arms to exterminate innocent civilians. From where I'm standing, the terrorist is the one who who's going about killing and the guy asking for arms is seeking for self-defence and protection. Whichever way you look at it, your dullard has a case to answer! ****
mu2sa2:
People spewing trash on nl that ipob is not a terror organization should shut the hell up. What hypocrites! When Nnamdi Kanu was calling for arms on the hate-instigating radio biafra to levy war against the good people of federal republic of nigeria, where were they? While you ipob urchins go about threatening fire and brimstom, you think icj can protect you?

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Politics / Re: ICC Prosecutor Visits Nigeria - Indicates Interest To Commence Investigation by ahaika23: 11:02am On Apr 14, 2016
Zombies, your dullard is about to get served! Watchya gaan do?

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Politics / Re: ICC Prosecutor Visits Nigeria - Indicates Interest To Commence Investigation by ahaika23: 10:57am On Apr 14, 2016
I can't wait to see Buhari who despises his own people just because they are 5% in handcuffs. I will dance and laugh and rejoice. Infact I will spend all I have jubilating and I know this would pain the zombies!!!!

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Politics / Re: ICC Prosecutor Visits Nigeria - Indicates Interest To Commence Investigation by ahaika23: 10:35am On Apr 14, 2016
The Great Nnamdi Kanu will be smiling right now. Shit's about to get down. As for the empty-headed stubborn kunu bastard and his zombie followers, this is the worst news ever. In the history of Nigeria, never has this been heard of. Buhari, your jail cell is being worked on as we speak. You and your cows will live happy ever after.

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Sports / Re: Amaechi, Fashola, Ajimobi, Enelamah In China (Pictured) by ahaika23: 2:13pm On Apr 12, 2016
Amaechi must blow ashi. Dat wan na confirm gist!
Business / Re: I Received N740 Thousand Naira In My Bank Account Instead Of N370 Thousand Naira by ahaika23: 11:58am On Apr 12, 2016
At about this time last year, I was in exact same position. I got paid my salary and got a double of it. Knowing my working environment, I quickly reported to my supervisor and same day withdrew the excess and deposited in the company account. Before long the bank started calling me for the money that it was their system error that caused it and not my company testing my integrity as I had thought. So I spoke with my Company Accountant and got them to pay the money back to my account and the bank did the needful. Whatever you do in life, be careful not to spoil your future!
Education / Re: Uniport Protest: Police Kills Student by ahaika23: 4:57pm On Apr 11, 2016
KAi, I miss GEJ. Even with all the protests during his tenure you won't hear of even a scratch on civilians!

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Politics / Re: 2016 Budget: PDP Mocks Buhari by ahaika23: 4:36pm On Apr 11, 2016
Buhari the Northern GOAT keeps embarrassing 170 million people. ayam tayad mbok!

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Politics / Re: 'if There’s No Electricity, It’s Not President Buhari’s Fault' - Fashola by ahaika23: 1:50pm On Apr 09, 2016
Fashola the Minister of Darkness is a Western GOAT Period!

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