Literature / Re: How A Girl"s Visit to My Room Changed my Life ( Short Story) by alegria(m): 5:52pm On Oct 18, 2015 |
evegran:
Most Nairalanders (at least the smart ones) visit profiles after viewing certain comments to imagine what the author of such comments look like... visiting your profile after your post was a reflex action(hoping you even know what that means), however your post is absolute nonsense. Nonsense only persons with average iqs will enjoy or find entertaining. Honestly, I think you're delusional still. Good luck finding reality!
PS: I'm actually slightly less disappointed you ve stated it's fictitious. Who says fiction entertains everybody? And the "sincerely you don't reply things like this" was a crappy line. I'm irritated you imagine you have "celeb" status in a nonexistent world. Enjoy! ...but u r wicked tsha 1 Like 1 Share |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: April Born Reloaded»» by alegria(m): 12:53am On Mar 08, 2015 |
#Taurus♉_April 30th ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) |
Nairaland / General / Re: Funny Ways To Break Up With Your Spouse(hilarious) by alegria(m): 7:03am On Mar 05, 2015 |
kuteNUEL: "You don't pay your tithe, if you can cheat on God, then who am I?d.. ![kiss](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/kiss.gif) |
Romance / Re: Help!!! Is This Girl Possessed With A Marine Spirit? by alegria(m): 6:55am On Mar 05, 2015 |
...swimming poo ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Troops Kill 73 Insurgents Disguised As Herdsmen In Borno - VIEWER DISCRETION by alegria(m): 4:47pm On Mar 03, 2015 |
#kill them all! *in crixus' voice* |
Education / Re: 9 Things You Need To Stop Doing If You Want To Be Successful by alegria(m): 1:08am On Feb 15, 2015 |
nice write up! |
Celebrities / Re: Val. Things: Imagine This Devilishly Sexy Val Atire - Rate Her 1-10 - by alegria(m): 12:57am On Feb 15, 2015 |
..she b like 2nd premolar ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) |
Education / Re: 10 Types Of Students You Will Meet In Hostels by alegria(m): 10:19am On Oct 07, 2014 |
youngwarlocks: 1. The rich guy/gal: This one comes to school as if he/she is packing into a new apartment. They have everytin, fan, dryer, tv and all sorts of gadgets..and if any is stolen, they get another one ASAP.
2. The Pastors: these ones walk room by room preaching d gospel. not bad though
3. The beggars: these ones beg for anytin....salt, peper, shoes and even boxers...and dey behave as if their father owns the world.
4. The lucky Friends: these ones Always comes around wen d food is ready...as if dem plant camera to monitor you.
5. The village man: this one comes to school wit all sort of tinz like Maize, Iru, cassava flour, cutlass (may b to farm who knws?).
6. The problem solver: this one's room is Always full during exam and test as students wants to get solution to deir academic problems from him..na only God knw whr dem go since.
7. The cooks: these ones enter d kitchen more often than the rats living dere. They cook all day that you begin to wonder if they were employed to cook.
8. The lover boys: This one dont cook but brings food from different gals everyday...i heard its called "COOLER MINISTRY"
9. The thieves: these once will be like, "I like this your Shoe o" b4 u knw it, ur shoe is gone.
10. The gamers: these once plays games...pes, fifa, Nfs, killswitch and others all day. ...damn true |
Education / Re: See What Unilag Did!Is This Not Gonna Increase Materialism In Our Ladies? by alegria(m): 10:14am On Oct 07, 2014 |
aboyaji: only if you know what that laptop and car symbolizes respectively. The girl with car has been settled. The car will not generete income to her. But the intelligent girl with laptop will see this opportunity as a key to read, browse , write down ideas that will fetch her millions if she works harder oga, that's a laptop in d right hands, am sure it'd even b a pentium something laptop! #onlyinnigeria |
Investment / Re: Which Bank Is The Best To Bank With In Nigeria? by alegria(m): 2:01pm On Oct 06, 2014 |
nifemi25: Stanbic IBTC is the best bank to me. Theyare rreliable and there service is the Best as am consign. |
Celebrities / Re: Teebillz Opens Up: “dorotiwa Is A Sharefull Giver” by alegria(m): 3:36pm On Oct 03, 2014 |
tweetobyte: Is shareful the past tense of cheerful? ![](/faces/huh.png) shareful na d opposite of cheerful nah,,,, 1 Like 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Why Do Guys Ask Out Their Friend's Girlfriend. by alegria(m): 6:59am On Sep 29, 2014 |
countsparrow: Why y'all blaming d guy 90 times out of 100 d fault comes from ur BF... U know y Ur BF goes out, tells d friend, omo dat gal sabi fvck die, she do like dis, do like dat, I lift her legs give am from behind and all sorts... Having said all dis to his friend, the friend sees d GF in a different light, they see u as a game. any Guy dat tells his friends all dat stuff doesn't value his GF therefore making her toastable to friends... Girls if your Bae's friend ask you out , reconsider ur relationship, most time, d guy doesn't value you and must have said nasty things about you to his friends
Sense!
NB: this is a true life example
Guys will never say the truth but deep down u know u have said some nasty shit about ur gal... When a guy values his woman, hardly will u see a friend asking her out, go ask... So gals think when such happens.. |
Education / Re: Most Preferred Courses In Nigerian Universities by alegria(m): 5:54pm On Jul 13, 2014 |
DrHesjay: Haha..is it dat u dnt understand english??.. dentistry might be a prestigious course... But it isnt one of the 'most-sought'... D spaces available are not even much... N how many pple choose dentistry?.. mr "grammatical".. u dont av to insult me, if u cant type a simple sentence wtout insults, then stfu! 1 Like |
Education / Re: Most Preferred Courses In Nigerian Universities by alegria(m): 8:58am On Jul 10, 2014 |
DrHesjay: oga...hope u read d post? ehn! show me whr dentistry is written! pfft! |
Education / Re: Most Preferred Courses In Nigerian Universities by alegria(m): 10:14pm On Jul 06, 2014 |
FrancisTony: The third and the highest level of tertiary education in Nigeria is the University.
There are presently 124 universities with Federal and State government controlling 37 each while the Private sector controls 50. Applicants have over 570 courses to choose from each categorized into Faculties.
There are some courses that have enjoyed consistent preference; I have used both Applicants’ choices in both JAMB 2013 and 2014 to show some of these courses. These obviously would help those still in Secondary schools and future JAMB applicants know how competitive a course is before finally locking their choice down on it.
From my findings; Medicine & Surgery is the most sought-after course in the whole of Nigeria universities.
Also, out of the whole 124 universities; only 35 offer Medicine & Surgery, 16 Federal, 14 State and 4 Private universities respectively.
Other top 15 courses are 1) Accounting 2) Economics 3) Business administration 4) Mass Communication(CLA) 5) Computer Science 6) Law 7) Political Science
Microbiology 9) Biochemistry 10) Nursing/Nursing Science 11) Pharmacy 12) Mechanical Engineering 13) Civil Engineering ![angry](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/angry.png) 14) Public Administration 15) Elect/Elect Engineering 16) Petroleum Engineering oga! where is dentistry?? |
Health / Re: NMA Strike Ends On Monday, Says Health Minister by alegria(m): 1:41pm On Jul 05, 2014 |
ope ooo! #workflow# |
Science/Technology / Re: How To Survive A Lion Attack by alegria(m): 6:39pm On Nov 04, 2013 |
R.I.P. in advance |
Education / Re: Ignore ASUU’s Demands, NASU, NAAT, SSANU Tell FG by alegria(m): 2:15pm On Nov 02, 2013 |
L.M Ayedun..: NON Teaching staff in tertiary institutions in Nigeria, have advised the Federal Government to ignore the Memorandum of Understanding it entered into with the striking lecturers on the aegis of Academic Staff Union of Universities, ASUU, saying its implementation would lead to another round of crisis.
The Non Teaching Staff comprising Non-Academic Staff Union of Education and Associated Institutions, NASU, National Association of Academic Technologists, NAAT, and Senior Staff Association of Nigerian Universities,SSANU rather advised government to implement the 2009 agreements it entered with the unions in tertiary institutions.
In a statement signed by Samson Ugwoke, President of SSANU and spokesperson of NAAT, SSANU and NASU tited, ‘Our stand on the on-going ASUU strike’, the unions sympathised with ASUU but noted that the MoU was not in the best interest of the education sector.
It stated “We sympathise and solidarise with our sister union, ASUU over their long drawn struggle for the welfare of their members. We urged the government to build more confidence in governance, at all times, by respecting agreements it freely enters into with unions.
”However, we caution that any settlement of the current dispute must take into account the interests of all the university-based unions (NAAT, SSANU, NASU and ASUU). The three Non-Teaching Staff Unions of NAAT, SSANU and NASU are opposed to any extraneous demands by either ASUU or any group in the university which are prejudicial to the welfare of our members.
”Our stand is that government should jettison the so called ASUU’s Memorandum of Understanding (MOU) and concentrate on full implementation of the 2009 FGN/Unions agreements which border on staff conditions of service and welfare, and increased funding to universities.
”The MOU being referred to by ASUU is for their selfish end and it is bound to generate more crises in the university sub-sector.
The Non-Teaching Staff Unions in the universities will stoutly resist any attemp t to ‘sell’ the universities to ASUU.
”All university based unions signed agreements in 2009 with the government, it is therefore advised that all contentious issues in all the agreements be settled holistically to avoid a ‘relay race’ in strike actions in the universities.
”The implementation of any union’s MOU should not come in between the period of implementation of signed agreements rather, such items in the MOU should wait to be re-negotiated in another agreement(s).”
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/11/ignore-asuus-demands-nasu-naat-ssanu-tell-fg/? See dz pple o! Even una self; when FG no gree pay them, no b Strike dem take protest? Nw they can vomit shit! After FG don pay 165k & 330k to Nasu & SSanu resp. Its not like am supporting Assu but nasu & ssanu dey craze! |
Romance / Re: Silly Things You Did To Please Your Woman. by alegria(m): 6:37am On Nov 02, 2013 |
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Education / Re: Obafemi Awolowo University Student ChatRoom by alegria(m): 11:23am On Oct 05, 2013 |
Of d greatest IFE! I hail all of una! ...Dentistry, 600L 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Why Sex Should Be After Marriage by alegria(m): 7:41am On Sep 27, 2013 |
Oga! If I hear??!! What's Herpes where there z Acyclovir! Say herpes no get cure; I no wan hear! That's pus! |
Education / Re: OAU Ranked 8th In Africa And 1st In Nigeria by alegria(m): 12:20pm On Aug 07, 2013 |
seedord247:
What criteria are you looking for?
Does OAU have computer library for students?
Does OAU have free wifi for student or any available internet for visitors ?
Doess OAU offer master degreee?
Does OAU gives scholarship or grant to students that score above 3.5 or probably 4.0.
Does OAU have any sport activity?
Tell me what OAU students or professors have produced or discover for the last 10 years...
Answer the question above......
Coming wih more question.... Ode leleyi Ooº°˚ ˚°ºoo o !! |
Health / Re: Nigeria Sets Tooth-Brushing World Record by alegria(m): 1:09am On Jul 07, 2013 |
ezeagu: Why are Nigerians so senselessly negative, these kinds of events encourage children's team work skills and sense of working towards a common goal, something that Nigeria is desperately lacking. School isn't all about (cramming) books, it's also about building character, despite popular belief in Nigeria. Despite that these kinds of events are good for Nigeria's international image since the international perception of Nigeria is mostly negative. If you have nothing intelligent to contribute then why type nonsense? Korrect! |
Health / Re: Nigeria Sets Tooth-Brushing World Record by alegria(m): 12:59am On Jul 07, 2013 |
ezeagu: Why are Nigerians so senselessly negative, these kinds of events encourage children's team work skills and sense of working towards a common goal, something that Nigeria is desperately lacking. School isn't all about (cramming) books, it's also about building character, despite popular belief in Nigeria. Despite that these kinds of events are good for Nigeria's international image since the international perception of Nigeria is mostly negative. If you have nothing intelligent to contribute then why type nonsense? Korrect! |
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Education / Re: ABU Professor Of Surgery Shot Dead. by alegria(m): 6:40am On Dec 29, 2012 |
TCD: R.I.P sir.
Maybe its a medical student or resident who he maimed in exams that did this o. U r right bro, failure in medical skool or even @ higher levels could b disastrous! Pple r jst blaming sheik gumi or whatever that one is called. RIP tho. |